THE DRUDGE REPORT, HEADLINES TRANSLATED FROM FEARSPEAK INTO ENGLISH: 5 RAVENSHADE 2 AS

What conservatives, theocrats and the ill informed hear when they read Drudge Report headlines . . .

How will our End Times prophecies come true if they do this?

What every far right conservative really wants to do in DC.

We actually thought we could trust this black man when he was one of The Troops®. Now we know better.

This is what happens when socialism tries to level the playing field.

Look! More inner city crime! If you don’t vote to keep the GOP in power these kinds of people will move next door to you, your children and grandchildren.

The violent homosexual agenda at work.

Our Christian quarterback wins again!

Now imagine what it would feel like to think this way 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year . . .

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
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