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THE MEDITATORS SPEAK: JOSIE CUNNINGHAM AND THE ETHICS OF FAME OBSESSION

Posted in ABORTION RIGHTS, ADVERTISING, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, FAME OBSESSION, JOSIE CUNNINGHAM, METAPHYSICS, POLITICS, THE MEDITATORS with tags on 21/04/2014 by Majordomo Pain

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In Our ongoing study of metaphysics, one question remains constant, “What is ultimately there?” As an inexact science, metaphysics and its practitioners are faced with this question time an again. The science lends itself well to the study of popular culture on Terra because of this constantly reoccurring, and reinforcing, question.

Josie Cunningham

In the United Kingdom city of Leeds, 23 year old Josie Cunningham faces a dilemma that has caught the eye of many who discuss and debate the Culture Wars on the opposite side of the Atlantic Ocean. Cunningham has popularized herself, albeit on a very minor level, by being a model and a high end prostitute. Conservatives, We, Ourselves, understand do not condone sex outside of marriage and for this Ms Cunningham has one strike against her. Adding to this Cunningham who is pregnant by a footballer was offered an opportunity to be a part of the cast of Channel 5′s reality show Big Brother.

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A deeper dilemma brews as Josie, who is ravenously fame obsessed, has decided to go to the greatest extreme to stay in the limelight. Cunningham who eighteen weeks pregnant is willing to abort her fetus so that she can appear on this television programme. This public announcement about a personal health matter can only be seen by The Meditators as a publicity stunt of the worse order. While, We, Ourselves, are adamant and steadfast in Our support of a woman’s right to choose, this situation is dark with its divergence from Our own beliefs. Having uttered this opinion, We, Ourselves, of The Collective cannot condemn Josie Cunningham for her desire to be the center of attention and have to remind all those who have cast stones at her that this decision, to get an abortion at a private clinic, is supported by the man who fertilized her, this according to Cunningham, however.

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What is causing a lack of clarity among The Meditators is Cunningham’s obsession with fame. Is this lust, and yes it is a lust, for the public disdain or appreciation so great that it would cause a young woman to go to such a great extreme? Apparently, so. Josie Cunningham’s crime to Us is not that she wants to have an abortion, but that she is blind to the point that she would be willing to do literally any thing just so people liek you the readers of this blog would be thinking about her. The actions of a few people have often changed history on Terra; this is not one of those cases.

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We, Ourselves, of The Collective and The Meditators, opine that Josie Cunningham has a right to get an abortion, legally, for the reasons she has set forth. We also opine that no one has to like her for this decision as it does not affect them directly. We, Ourselves still stand on the ideal that women do have sovereignty over their bodies. However, this action will guarantee Cunningham infamy which in its own way is a form of fame and We must speak these words, “No one has a right to be famous.”

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
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QUOTE OF THE DAY 178 1 LEVIATHAN 3 AS: FELIX ROHATYN

Posted in QUOTE OF THE DAY with tags on 17/04/2014 by Majordomo Pain

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Felix Rohatyn on derivatives. They are: “financial hydrogen bombs, built on personal computers by 26-year-olds with M.B.A.’s.”

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
178 1 Leviathan 3 AS

THE EVENING EDITION: 168 1 LEVIATHAN 3 AS

Posted in EVENING EDITION with tags , on 07/04/2014 by Majordomo Pain

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The evening news of Terra follows the ellipses . . .

Tress and power lines down after tornado touches down in Belhaven, NC. Majority of the city without power and thirteen are reported injured in Hyde and Beaufort Counties.

Pro-Russia demonstrators occupy government building in Donetsk, Ukraine. Others declare “an independent Donetsk.”

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Representative Vance McAllister of Louisiana is “asking for forgiveness” after video has surfaced of his kissing with a staffer. The video first posted at the Ouachita Citizen shows McAllister kissing a woman passionately inside his Monroe, Louisiana district office in December 2013. A self professed “Christian Values” candidate the first term conservative candidate focused on his strong 16 year marriage during his campaign and has been a House firebrand on social issues since taking office in November 2013.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
168 1 Leviathan 3 AS

DAWN PATROL: 155 1 LEVIATHAN 3 AS

Posted in DAWN PATROL with tags on 25/03/2014 by Majordomo Pain

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USS Mahan

Mudslide

G-7

Luxottica

NSA

MH 370

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
155 1 Leviathan 3 AS

BREAKING NEWS: FRED PHELPS’ ARRIVAL IN HELL SPURS MASSIVE CROWD GATHERINGS AT SERRATOTH CUSTOM HOUSE

Posted in WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH with tags , , , , , on 20/03/2014 by Majordomo Pain

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Controversial evangelical pastor Fred Phelps Sr has died at the age of 84. Phelps, whose Westboro Baptist Church was infamous for its anti-gay protesting at the funerals of soldiers all over the country, arrived some two hours ago at Serratoth Custom House under heavy guard after news of his presence in the Afterlife became public. More than 20,000 souls have gathered near the gates of the Entry Court where Magis M.M. Logan is presiding over his judgment. Logan is known to be a no nonsense member of the bench and no friend of evangelicals in his more than 25 Terran standard years on the bench has been harsh with those who have inspired hatred with religion. Some of the readers of this blog may recall that Logan was also the presiding Magis in the trial of Jerry Falwell in 2007.

The prosecution is being lead by noted attorney Henry Howell who stated as he arrived for the proceedings, “Justice will be served today. The world of the Living is better off without this man but Justice has to be served as this defendant has quite a bit to answer for over his eight decades of life. There’s no need for the Living to dance on his grave because I’m going to push for the maximum penalty under Hellac Law.”

While Phelps did serve a hateful deity while he lived his crimes do not qualify he be cast into Oblivion. A more likely sentence will find crucified in the Field of Crosses where he will be tormented for an amount of time to be determined by the Entry Court.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
150 1 Leviathan 3 AS

BREAKING NEWS: LAAL HETHRI SPOKESMAN: “NO SIGN MH 370 RESULTED IN DEATH”

Posted in MALAYSIAN AIR FLIGHT 370 with tags , , on 20/03/2014 by Majordomo Pain

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A Laal Hethri spokesman speaking under condition of anonymity today on Rham has stated, “There are no signs the Malaysian Airlines plane has crashed and caused the deaths of those on board.”

More to follow.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
150 1 Leviathan 3 AS

KOMO-TV HELICOPTER CRASHES ON 2 VEHICLES IN SEATTLE, BURNS IN STREET

Posted in BREAKING NEWS with tags on 18/03/2014 by Majordomo Pain

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Two people have died in Seattle, Washington when a helicopter from KOMO-TV crashed after hitting a building and falling to the road below onto two cars.

Updates to follow

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
148 1 Leviathan 3 AS

DAWN PATROL: ROMNEY BLASTS CLINTON AND OBAMA ON UKRAINE, ROLLING STONES CANCEL AUSTRALIA TOUR, RUSSIA ANNEXES CRIMEA

Posted in DAWN PATROL with tags , , , , , on 18/03/2014 by Majordomo Pain

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Former US Presidential candidate Mitt Romney blasted former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and President Obama on their handling of the crisis in the Crimean region of Ukraine.

Following the suicide of Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger’s girlfriend L’Wren Scott in London the rock group has cancelled their tour of Australia. Scott has arrived in Serratoth Customs House at Entry Court. Her hearing is scheduled tomorrow pending a Laal Hethri investigation.

Russian President Vladimir Putin had sent a proposal to the parliament in Moscow annexing the Crimean region of the Ukraine. The breakaway district voted on Sunday to leave the Ukraine with more than 97% of the voting population in favor.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
148 1 Leviathan 3 AS

MAKS IS BEAUTIFUL

Posted in HUMAN BEAUTY with tags , on 08/03/2014 by Majordomo Pain

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MAKS

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
141 1 Leviathan 3 AS

BREAKING NEWS: US ATTORNEY GENERAL ERIC HOLDER RUSHED TO DC HOSPITAL AFTER COMPLAINT OF CHEST PAINS

Posted in BREAKING NEWS, ERIC HOLDER with tags , on 27/02/2014 by Majordomo Pain

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UPDATE:::: 11h 52m HST:::: US Attorney General Holder resting comfortably in DC hospital . . .

Terrestrial media are reporting that US Attorney General Eric Holder has been taken to a Washington, D.C. hospital after complaining of chest pains in his office mid morning today. No further word yet on which hospital of Holder’s condition at this time. More to follow at the top of this post in UPDATES . . .

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
132 1 Leviathan 3 AS

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