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BREAD & CIRCUSES: SHANE MILLER, JESSICA SMITH, KRISTINA RIDDELL

Posted in Bread & Circuses with tags , , , , , on 04/08/2014 by Robin Naismith Green

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The dark side of human existence oozes to the forefront with the following reports of crime and stupidity:

The Laal Hethri has confirmed that Shane Miller of Petrolia, California has arrived in Hell and has been convicted for the murder of his wife and two minor daughters. Miller’s terrestrial remains were found near a local river bank. Miller has been sentenced to eternity in the Suicide Gardens after serving 136 years in the Field of Crosses for the murder of Sandy Miller, and his two daughters Shasta and Shelby.

Jessica Smith, 40, of Goldendale, Washington surrendered without incident on a logging road 15 miles east of the Surfsand Resort in Cannon Beach, Oregon on this past Sunday. Smith was charged in the murder of her 2 year old daughter Isabella and the attempted murder of her 13 year old daughter. A court order for her husband to take custody of the two girls on 1 August had been recently issued. Jessica Smith checked her two daughters and herself into the Surfsand which offers luxury accommodation for around $400 per night on 30 July. On Friday morning a cleaning staff member found the 2 year old dead and the 13 year old lying in a pool of blood.

Kristina Riddell, 27, of Longmont, Colorado was angered that a couple exiting a Dollar Tree store called the police to report her son locked in a hot car. Riddell then proceeded to run Shannon Dominguez and her boyfriend Alan Mason over with her car breaking Dominguez’s leg in four places and causing mason serious internal bruising. Riddell has been charged with child abuse and endangerment as well as two counts of hit-and-run.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Robin Naismith Green, D.S.V.J., O.G.H. [Journ.]
Serratoth Custom House
City Desk Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
40 Ashtaq 3 AS

RONALD LEE HASKELL CHARGED WITH SIX COUNTS OF MURDER IN THE GUN RAMPAGE THAT LEFT 4 CHILDREN AND TWO ADULTS DEAD AND ONE CHILD CRITICALLY INJURED IN SPRING, TEXAS

Posted in Bread & Circuses, GUN VIOLENCE IN AMERICA with tags , , , , on 10/07/2014 by Robin Naismith Green

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Majordomo Pain reported the breaking news of the standoff in a suburban Spring, Texas community after the slaying of 4 children and two adults led to a slow speed chase last night. Around 23h 02m HST Ronald Lee Haskell, 33, surrendered to Harris County Sheriff’s Deputies after a four hour standoff. Haskell is reported to be related by marriage to the family members who were slain at 711 Leaflet Lane in Spring, Texas.

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KHOU TV in Houston is reporting Haskell approached the home on Leaflet Lane wearing a FedEx uniform and gained entry where he shot gathered the children together at the home and waited for the two adults to return. He then opened fire on all of them leaving only a 15 year old female alive but critically injured with a gunshot wound to the head. The two boys killed were 14 and four, the two girls killed were 9 and 7; the adult male was 39 and the adult female was 33. Despite her injuries the 15 year old girl was able to thwart a potentially more bloody gun violence rampage by conveying to the 911 dispatcher that Haskell was on his way to her grandparents home to kill more people. During his drive to shoot more relatives, Haskell was intercepted by law enforcement leading to the slow speed chased which ended in a cul-de-sac in an adjacent neighborhood.

This incident came a day after a man in Spokane, Washington killed his estranged wife and the Deaconess Medical Center and took his own life with a handgun.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Robin Naismith Green, D.S.V.J., O.G.H. [Journ.]
Serratoth Custom House
City Desk Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
16 Ashtaq 3 AS

METH BUST BLOTTER: 13 ASHTAQ 3 AS

Posted in METH BUST BLOTTER, ROBIN NAISMITH GREEN OPINIONS with tags , , , , , on 07/07/2014 by Robin Naismith Green

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While the conservatives are drooling over crime reports from Chicago over the 4th of July weekend the rest of us can pop a bag or popcorn and read about the decline and fall of the drug addicted creeps that live in rural areas all over the Union . . .

Ishpeming, Michigan Robert Kangas, Jr, 46 Candice Bonner, 32 and Taylor Trezona, 18 were arrested and charged with manufacturing methamphetamine in the presence of a minor. Kangas was under the influence of methamphetamine while caring for his 18 month old child when law enforcement arrived at his home and discovered the lab.

Lancaster County, South Carolina Raids on three methamphetamine labs resulted in the arrests of five people, William Edward Holley Jr, Carla Killough, Steven Scott Mathis, Thomas Franklin Wright Jr and Tosha Bryson were arrested in three separate incidents. Holley has been charged with child endagerment and the maufacture of meth three children were present in the home. Mathis and Killough were charge with meth production, narcotics possession, child endangerment and seven guns were found in the home. Wright and Bryson were charged with possession of methamphetamine precursors.

Tyler County, West Virginia Sixteen people were arrested and charged with more than 150 counts ranging from endangering a child to meth production and operating a clandestine lab.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Robin Naismith Green, D.S.V.J., O.G.H. [Journ.]
Serratoth Custom House
City Desk Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
13 Ashtaq 3 AS

MARK MAYFIELD MISSISSIPPI TEA PARTY LEADER ARRIVES AT SERRATOTH ISLAND AFTER SUICIDE

Posted in MISSISSIPPI GOP, TEA PARTY, TEA PARTY SOUL CRIMES, TEA PARTY SUICIDE, TEA PARTY VIOLENCE with tags , , on 27/06/2014 by Robin Naismith Green

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This news just breaking here at Serratoth Custom House.

Mark Mayfield who was recently arrested and charged in the photo scandal prior to the GOP primary in the US state of Mississippi has been found dead of an apparently self inflicted gun shot wound to his head. The real estate attorney and board member of the Central Mississippi Tea Party had been charged with involvement in a plot to take pictures of Senator Thad Cochran’s ailing wife.

The news of the suicide sent ripples of shock through the TEA party in Mississippi and the broader GOP. Mississippi Governor Phil Bryant has been quoted on the news of the suicide, “Deborah and are saddened to hear of the loss of Mark Mayfield. He was a long-time friend, and he will be missed. Our prayers go out to his family in this tragic moment.” Mayfield has been sentenced to Eternity in the Suicide Gardens; no appeal is expected.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Robin Naismith Green, D.S.V.J., O.G.H. [Journ.]
Serratoth Custom House
City Desk Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
4 Ashtaq 3 AS

BREAD AND CIRCUSES: WILLIAM BEST, RANDY GIULIANI, TYLER DAVID BLISS

Posted in Bread & Circuses with tags , on 16/04/2014 by Robin Naismith Green

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The free loaves and spectacle of the unraveling of the Religious Right begin now . . .

William Best, 47, the former pastor of the Living Waters Worship Center is being held in the Dallas County, Alabama Jail on $2 million bond on multiple counts of second degree rape, incest and second degree sodomy. it is alleged that Best raped a female 17 year old relative several times over the last three years in his own home and at the church.

Randy Giuliani, 49 has been charged with the rape of a child under the age of 13 and is being held on $200,000 bond. Giuliani had been a pastor at a church that was not named by media reports. Sources tell The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork that the victim was 5 years old when the assault began.

Tyler David Bliss, 27, is being held in Modesto, California pending a federal arraignment on child pornography distribution charges. Bliss had been a youth minister at Bethel Church in Oakdale since 2009 where he worked with junior high and high school children.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Robin Naismith Green, D.S.V.J., O.G.H. [Journ.]
Serratoth Custom House
City Desk Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
177 1 Leviathan 3 AS

MAKING CONSERVATIVE HEADS EXPLODE GUNS AND FANTASY GAMES EDITION WITH SETH GUNAR

Posted in CONSERVATIVE HEADS EXPLODING, ROBIN NAISMITH GREEN OPINIONS with tags , , , on 13/02/2014 by Robin Naismith Green

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The curious case of the murder suicide of Seth Gunar and Christopher Coogan is one that will make conservative heads explode. Many conservatives are quick to say that Liberals are so anti-gun they would never own them. But anyone who is so uncool as to play fantasy and board games must be a Liberal. Both are major components of the murder of Coogan and the suicide of Gunar. Gunar is described as an avid gun collector, but also spent weekends playing WW2 board games and many nights, alone with his two cats, playing video games. So how will the Right wing spin machine, which feels every story has a political twist, going to come to terms with this. As they always do by saying nothing.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Robin Naismith Green, D.S.V.J., O.G.H. [Journ.]
Serratoth Custom House
City Desk Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
118 1 Leviathan 3 AS

BREAD & CIRCUSES: TIM ROONEY, JENNIFER BERMAN

Posted in Bread & Circuses, MURDER SUICIDE with tags , , on 14/01/2014 by Robin Naismith Green

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In Wayne, PA an affluent suburb of Philadelphia, Tim Rooney, 49, shot and killed his wife Linda Rooney 48 after a domestic dispute. The Rooneys, who have three surving children, lived in a 4,000+ square foot, 6 bed 5 bath home valued at $1.38 million. Media reports say Linda Rooney worked as a pharmaceutical rep for Merck and her husband was a stay at home father. Demographically, Wayne, PA has a median income $105,680 and is 92.1% white. The handgun used was a .357 magnum.

West Palm Beach, FL police are reporting a murder suicide involving Jennifer Berman and her 15 and 16 year old children. Berman shot both of her children with a firearm of yet undisclosed caliber before turning the gun on herself. Media reports say that Jennifer Berman sent several digital messages stating her intent to harm herself and her family. Magis Ser William Dyer, in presiding over her trial at Entry Court on Serratoth Island refused pleas from her attorney Monica Lamb to have Jennifer Berman’s case bound over to the Hellac Court of Appeals on Rham for examination of her mental status in the months prior to her actions. Magis Dyer reasoned that, “in her situation and status on Terra there were mulitple options for this Soul to receive the treatment she may have needed prior to the commitment of these acts.” Lamb asked at the end of the trial, prior to Dyer passing judgment on Berman, that he recuse himself due to his Living experience of having his wife executed as a Quaker martyr. This matter has been forwarded to the Serratoth Island Court of First Fruits and Tenths and is being reviewed by Magis Abraham Van Vecheten.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Robin Naismith Green, D.S.V.J., O.G.H. [Journ.]
Serratoth Custom House
City Desk Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
89 1 Leviathan 3 AS

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