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RONALD LEE HASKELL CHARGED WITH SIX COUNTS OF MURDER IN THE GUN RAMPAGE THAT LEFT 4 CHILDREN AND TWO ADULTS DEAD AND ONE CHILD CRITICALLY INJURED IN SPRING, TEXAS

Posted in Bread & Circuses, GUN VIOLENCE IN AMERICA with tags , , , , on 10/07/2014 by Robin Naismith Green

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Majordomo Pain reported the breaking news of the standoff in a suburban Spring, Texas community after the slaying of 4 children and two adults led to a slow speed chase last night. Around 23h 02m HST Ronald Lee Haskell, 33, surrendered to Harris County Sheriff’s Deputies after a four hour standoff. Haskell is reported to be related by marriage to the family members who were slain at 711 Leaflet Lane in Spring, Texas.

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KHOU TV in Houston is reporting Haskell approached the home on Leaflet Lane wearing a FedEx uniform and gained entry where he shot gathered the children together at the home and waited for the two adults to return. He then opened fire on all of them leaving only a 15 year old female alive but critically injured with a gunshot wound to the head. The two boys killed were 14 and four, the two girls killed were 9 and 7; the adult male was 39 and the adult female was 33. Despite her injuries the 15 year old girl was able to thwart a potentially more bloody gun violence rampage by conveying to the 911 dispatcher that Haskell was on his way to her grandparents home to kill more people. During his drive to shoot more relatives, Haskell was intercepted by law enforcement leading to the slow speed chased which ended in a cul-de-sac in an adjacent neighborhood.

This incident came a day after a man in Spokane, Washington killed his estranged wife and the Deaconess Medical Center and took his own life with a handgun.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Robin Naismith Green, D.S.V.J., O.G.H. [Journ.]
Serratoth Custom House
City Desk Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
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METH BUST BLOTTER: 13 ASHTAQ 3 AS

Posted in METH BUST BLOTTER, ROBIN NAISMITH GREEN OPINIONS with tags , , , , , on 07/07/2014 by Robin Naismith Green

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While the conservatives are drooling over crime reports from Chicago over the 4th of July weekend the rest of us can pop a bag or popcorn and read about the decline and fall of the drug addicted creeps that live in rural areas all over the Union . . .

Ishpeming, Michigan Robert Kangas, Jr, 46 Candice Bonner, 32 and Taylor Trezona, 18 were arrested and charged with manufacturing methamphetamine in the presence of a minor. Kangas was under the influence of methamphetamine while caring for his 18 month old child when law enforcement arrived at his home and discovered the lab.

Lancaster County, South Carolina Raids on three methamphetamine labs resulted in the arrests of five people, William Edward Holley Jr, Carla Killough, Steven Scott Mathis, Thomas Franklin Wright Jr and Tosha Bryson were arrested in three separate incidents. Holley has been charged with child endagerment and the maufacture of meth three children were present in the home. Mathis and Killough were charge with meth production, narcotics possession, child endangerment and seven guns were found in the home. Wright and Bryson were charged with possession of methamphetamine precursors.

Tyler County, West Virginia Sixteen people were arrested and charged with more than 150 counts ranging from endangering a child to meth production and operating a clandestine lab.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Robin Naismith Green, D.S.V.J., O.G.H. [Journ.]
Serratoth Custom House
City Desk Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
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MARK MAYFIELD MISSISSIPPI TEA PARTY LEADER ARRIVES AT SERRATOTH ISLAND AFTER SUICIDE

Posted in MISSISSIPPI GOP, TEA PARTY, TEA PARTY SOUL CRIMES, TEA PARTY SUICIDE, TEA PARTY VIOLENCE with tags , , on 27/06/2014 by Robin Naismith Green

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This news just breaking here at Serratoth Custom House.

Mark Mayfield who was recently arrested and charged in the photo scandal prior to the GOP primary in the US state of Mississippi has been found dead of an apparently self inflicted gun shot wound to his head. The real estate attorney and board member of the Central Mississippi Tea Party had been charged with involvement in a plot to take pictures of Senator Thad Cochran’s ailing wife.

The news of the suicide sent ripples of shock through the TEA party in Mississippi and the broader GOP. Mississippi Governor Phil Bryant has been quoted on the news of the suicide, “Deborah and are saddened to hear of the loss of Mark Mayfield. He was a long-time friend, and he will be missed. Our prayers go out to his family in this tragic moment.” Mayfield has been sentenced to Eternity in the Suicide Gardens; no appeal is expected.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Robin Naismith Green, D.S.V.J., O.G.H. [Journ.]
Serratoth Custom House
City Desk Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
4 Ashtaq 3 AS

BREAD AND CIRCUSES: WILLIAM BEST, RANDY GIULIANI, TYLER DAVID BLISS

Posted in Bread & Circuses with tags , on 16/04/2014 by Robin Naismith Green

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The free loaves and spectacle of the unraveling of the Religious Right begin now . . .

William Best, 47, the former pastor of the Living Waters Worship Center is being held in the Dallas County, Alabama Jail on $2 million bond on multiple counts of second degree rape, incest and second degree sodomy. it is alleged that Best raped a female 17 year old relative several times over the last three years in his own home and at the church.

Randy Giuliani, 49 has been charged with the rape of a child under the age of 13 and is being held on $200,000 bond. Giuliani had been a pastor at a church that was not named by media reports. Sources tell The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork that the victim was 5 years old when the assault began.

Tyler David Bliss, 27, is being held in Modesto, California pending a federal arraignment on child pornography distribution charges. Bliss had been a youth minister at Bethel Church in Oakdale since 2009 where he worked with junior high and high school children.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Robin Naismith Green, D.S.V.J., O.G.H. [Journ.]
Serratoth Custom House
City Desk Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
177 1 Leviathan 3 AS

MAKING CONSERVATIVE HEADS EXPLODE GUNS AND FANTASY GAMES EDITION WITH SETH GUNAR

Posted in CONSERVATIVE HEADS EXPLODING, ROBIN NAISMITH GREEN OPINIONS with tags , , , on 13/02/2014 by Robin Naismith Green

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The curious case of the murder suicide of Seth Gunar and Christopher Coogan is one that will make conservative heads explode. Many conservatives are quick to say that Liberals are so anti-gun they would never own them. But anyone who is so uncool as to play fantasy and board games must be a Liberal. Both are major components of the murder of Coogan and the suicide of Gunar. Gunar is described as an avid gun collector, but also spent weekends playing WW2 board games and many nights, alone with his two cats, playing video games. So how will the Right wing spin machine, which feels every story has a political twist, going to come to terms with this. As they always do by saying nothing.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Robin Naismith Green, D.S.V.J., O.G.H. [Journ.]
Serratoth Custom House
City Desk Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
118 1 Leviathan 3 AS

BREAD & CIRCUSES: TIM ROONEY, JENNIFER BERMAN

Posted in Bread & Circuses, MURDER SUICIDE with tags , , on 14/01/2014 by Robin Naismith Green

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In Wayne, PA an affluent suburb of Philadelphia, Tim Rooney, 49, shot and killed his wife Linda Rooney 48 after a domestic dispute. The Rooneys, who have three surving children, lived in a 4,000+ square foot, 6 bed 5 bath home valued at $1.38 million. Media reports say Linda Rooney worked as a pharmaceutical rep for Merck and her husband was a stay at home father. Demographically, Wayne, PA has a median income $105,680 and is 92.1% white. The handgun used was a .357 magnum.

West Palm Beach, FL police are reporting a murder suicide involving Jennifer Berman and her 15 and 16 year old children. Berman shot both of her children with a firearm of yet undisclosed caliber before turning the gun on herself. Media reports say that Jennifer Berman sent several digital messages stating her intent to harm herself and her family. Magis Ser William Dyer, in presiding over her trial at Entry Court on Serratoth Island refused pleas from her attorney Monica Lamb to have Jennifer Berman’s case bound over to the Hellac Court of Appeals on Rham for examination of her mental status in the months prior to her actions. Magis Dyer reasoned that, “in her situation and status on Terra there were mulitple options for this Soul to receive the treatment she may have needed prior to the commitment of these acts.” Lamb asked at the end of the trial, prior to Dyer passing judgment on Berman, that he recuse himself due to his Living experience of having his wife executed as a Quaker martyr. This matter has been forwarded to the Serratoth Island Court of First Fruits and Tenths and is being reviewed by Magis Abraham Van Vecheten.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Robin Naismith Green, D.S.V.J., O.G.H. [Journ.]
Serratoth Custom House
City Desk Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
89 1 Leviathan 3 AS

BREAD & CIRCUSES: NO MATTER HOW BAD YOUR HOLIDAYS WERE THEY WERE BETTER THAN THE ONES LARRY KENTON AND DANIEL MEADE HAD

Posted in Bread & Circuses, CRAZY COLORADO, CRAZY FLORIDA with tags , , , , on 30/12/2013 by Robin Naismith Green

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The Holiday Shopping Season can be really tough on the Living. There’s lots of pressure to get just the right gift. Present have to be wrapped. Food and sweet treats to prepare. And then there’s family to deal with that you might have dodged at Thanksgiving but surely will have come around in the last few days. If you are reading this and not cleaning blood stains out of your carpets or wearing an orange jumpsuit then you’ve done better than the two men who grace Bread & Circuses this morning.

On 23 December 2013, two days before the big day Kiana Rae O’Neil the 14 year old stepdaughter of Daniel Meade 29, was sneaking back into their home in Colorado Springs, Colorado when Meade shot the child thinking she was a burglar. No charges have been filed against Meade at this time as Colorado has a “Make My Day” law that allows a person in their home to shoot anyone intruding that makes them feel their life is threatened. These laws to protect people Like the Meades from “the Other” are quite often turning on them in deadly and tragic ways. The Laal Hethri reports Kiana was out with her boyfriend and fell asleep explaining why she was out so late would have lead to “drama” so she attempted to sneak back in through the basement.

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On 16 December 2013 Larry Kenton, of Daytona Beach, Florida went to the home of his ex wife and went on a liquor fueled bigoted tirade that ended with him bashing the head of his daughter’s boyfriend with a brick after hurling racial slurs and calling his daughter a “nigger lover.” Kenton then proceeded to “escape” on his ex wife’s bicycle. of course he was caught after falling off the two wheeler several times in a two block space. Before he attempted his getaway, however, Kenton took the time to hurl more slurs at black children in the area and hitting two with thrown bricks. Kenton will not be charged with a hate crime but he does face DUI, assault, child abuse and other felonies associated with his license and registration being revoked and expired.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Robin Naismith Green, D.S.V.J., O.G.H. [Journ.]
Serratoth Custom House
City Desk Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
74 1 Leviathan 2 AS

CONSERVATIVE BLOGS AREN’T INTERESTED IN THE HORRIBLE TRUTH OF WHITE ON WHITE MURDER

Posted in CRIME IN AMERICA, ROBIN NAISMITH GREEN OPINIONS with tags , on 24/12/2013 by Robin Naismith Green

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As a crime writer I have come to accept that some people just cannot handle the truth. I’ve been reading crime stats from the US for years and death rates for just as long. The conservative blogosphere at sites like Stormfront, Newsbusters and ViolenceAgainstWhites would have you believe that blacks are on the rampage because the ratio of blacks that killed whites in 2010 was 2.05x.

What they are missing is that in a nation of 317,296,340 souls at the time of this post, that translates into a factor of .000001408 or 1 incidence of black on white murder out of every 710,000 people. That isn’t likely to convince any conservatives but maybe this stat will be an eyeopener that will give them pause before they start in on crime and race. The rate of white suicide in the same year, when you consider 34,690 white killed themselves in 2010, gives a incidence rate for population of 1 out of every 9168 people.

That’s the difference between a city the size of Baltimore vice a hamlet the size of Clinton, Oklahoma. That means every 15 minutes or so, somewhere in America a white person commits suicide, a number that is staggeringly far too high. Equally, a white person is killed by a black person in America every 18 hours and 40 or so minutes. The simple math shows where the real violence is here the rate of white self murder is 72.5 times that of black on white crime.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Robin Naismith Green, D.S.V.J., O.G.H. [Journ.]
Serratoth Custom House
City Desk Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
71 1 Leviathan 2 AS

BREAD AND CIRCUSES: THE SAD GAME THAT CONSERVATIVES SHOULD REALLY FEAR

Posted in GUN VIOLENCE IN AMERICA, MURDER SUICIDE, ROBIN NAISMITH GREEN OPINIONS with tags , , , , , on 01/12/2013 by Robin Naismith Green

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Now that my hiatus from my duties here at The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork has come to an end I have returned to my office here on Serratoth Island to find that conservatives have a new game with which they are fascinated. The game is called the Knockout Game and while it appears to be cases of random violence perpetrated by angry and isolated youths, the conservative pundits and bloggers feel it is the greatest threat to the safety of Americans since the Cuban Missile Crisis. I am glad to tell you from my lofty perch here in the Afterlife that this is not the great threat conservatives make it out to be. In fact, by Valentine’s Day of next year very few American conservatives will be blogging about the Knockout Game but they will still be dying by the thousands by the hands of their own family members from gun violence that manifests itself as murder suicide.

I don’t want to waste much time on this because I am very far behind having just returned to work in my reporting of the arrivals in Hell of the departed from Terra. Let me be brief and say that for every report of a black youth punching an innocent white person in the head there are at least ten deaths that can be attributed to murder suicide by firearm. As I have reported many times in the past I find it curious that conservatives see random acts of violence such as this so-called Knockout Game as a threat to their very existence but they cannot see the threat, in most of their own homes and own private relationships, that guns are. To conservatives murder suicide by gun by the hands of a known person is a “personal tragedy” while a random act of violence because of the race of the perp is a national news story.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Robin Naismith Green, D.S.V.J., O.G.H. [Journ.]
Serratoth Custom House
City Desk Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
48 1 Leviathan 2 AS

BREAD AND CIRCUSES: AMANDA HUARD, ASTRIA BERWICK, JODI STRAHAN, HEATHER FROST AND THE PEPSI CARCINOGEN

Posted in Bread & Circuses with tags , , on 05/07/2013 by Robin Naismith Green

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Another trip down the limitless hole of failure on Terra . . .

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There’s quite a bit to cover this morning and I’ll start with the case of the death of Brooklyn Foss-Greenaway. This is a case from Maine that got quite a bit of national attention in the fall of 2012 when it is alleged that Kelli Murphy, 11, murdered the child which was in the care of Kelli’s mother Amanda Huard. At this time the courts have determined that Murphy is incompetent to stand trial for the three month old’s death and no charges have been filed against Amanda Huard who was responsible for Brooklyn. Legal minds here in Dis see this case differently and are trying to determine why Huard, who knew her daughter was never to be left around small children would agree to sit for an infant after her daughter had attacked a child less than a week before?

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We move now to Great Britain where we have a case of technology saving a man’s freedom. Astria Berwick accused Mohammed Asif, a taxi driver of Carlton Hill, of sexually assault and battery after she hired the driver to take her from Nottingham to her home 11 miles away in Bingham. Asif who dropped Berwick at her home after stopping to allow the drunken woman to vomit and get money from an ATM was arrested later in the evening by local police on charges of assault. Despite Asif’s pleas that he had recorded the entire trip on his mobile phone because he had been warned his fare may be drunk at 16h 50m in the afternoon, the man was stripped and locked in a cell. Once the cops finally listened to the entire recording Asif was released and Berwick was arrested for perversion of Justice and sentenced to 16 months in jail. Here in Hell Berwick faces similar charges which could result in imprisonment in the Field of Crosses for up to one year or a fine of h 1,000.

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Jodi Strahan, 26, of Nacagdoches, Texas abandoned her one month old infant with a complete stranger so she could continue her drinking binge with her boyfriend, 47 year old Norman McDonald Jr. It is a good thing the drunken couple did drop off the sick child because shortly after McDonald was pulled over by police after hitting the side of a bridge and leaving the scene.

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Cardigan at conservative bigotry blog IOwntheWorld.com has made a factual journalistic error in posting “Welfare cockroach gets luxury roach motel” in regard to British mother of 11, Heather Frost, 37 of Churchdown, Gloucestershire. Ms Frost collects £ 30,000 per year for the care of children from the taxpayers and this angers Cardigan thus the title of the post. But Cardigan errs in agreeing with the Daily Mail article which sensationalizes that Frost would receive a £ 500,000 council house for her family free of charge. In reality the local council, Severn Vale Housing rejected Ms Frost’s claim to the house deeming it unsuitable to her family’s needs. The Daily Mail article mentioned this as well however, for their own class warfare purposes, Cardigan chooses to leave this out. The conservative view is interesting that they are libertarian in regard to guns and adamantly pro life but when it comes to taking care of those who need it most they are willing to allow homelessness, starvation, rape and death because it costs them nothing.

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Testing reveals Pepsi products have traces of a known carcinogen, 4-methylimidazole. However, the real news is that you would have to drink nearly 1,000 liters of soda a day to have any harmful effects.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Robin Naismith Green, D.S.V.J., O.G.H. [Journ.]
Serratoth Custom House
City Desk Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
55 Colnu 2 AS

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