BUFORD ROGERS IS NOT A TERRORIST BUT HE WOULD HAVE BEEN TO CONSERVATIVES HAD HE NOT BEEN WHITE

This is because Buford Rogers was caught before he could commit acts that would have certainly been deemed terroristic. Had they been committed by anyone with connections to a foreign group, a religion other than Christianity and been non white. From the interview done with Buford Rogers’ parents, We, Ourselves of the Collective clearly have the Federal Bureau of Investigation to thank for keeping this domestic and local grudge from becoming something much more serious and deadly. Many conservative forums and blogs are making light of this arrest. The Meditators find this both amusing and shocking.

Consider this scenario; a man is caught in a home with pressure cookers and black powder and nails and ball bearings and a tip leads to the FBI arresting him and his brother days before the Boston Marathon. After the holiday the media report the findings of local, state and Federal law enforcement. The plot to bomb the race and to carry out further attacks in New York City has been thwarted. Now is this person a potential terrorist based on what the police and the FBI suspect he could have done had he completed his bombs? Does it really matter if the person is an adherent to Islam from Dagestan or the product of poor white trash in western Minnesota?

The crime that will likely not stick against Buford Rogers is the possession of a firearm by a felon charge. It is alleged that Rogers had a Romanian AKM rifle and other firearms based upon his fingerprints being on them. Jeff Rogers, the father of Buford, says that his son only cleaned the weapons. What would the NRA say about a legal gun owner allowing a relative who is known felon who legally is barred from possessing a firearm easy access to them? Is this not one of the gaping loopholes in gun ownership regulation in America; the sales between relatives many times done after straw purchases?

Margaret Rogers a woman identified only as being married to Jeff Rogers said there were no pipe bombs in the home but the FBI stated the pipe bombs and Molotov cocktails were found in the shed with other potential weapons. Conservative blogs have already picked up on the words of this woman which echo terribly similarly to those by Tamerlan Tsarnaev’s mother which claim Buford is not a terrorist and that there was nothing found in the home. The reaction of the Rogers family and those that knew Buford Rogers run parallel to the sort of things that were said about the Boston Marathon bombers. Rogers even has a younger brother who can be seen in the picture above wearing camouflage and standing next to a poster which could be used for an anti-illiteracy campaign.

The words of Jeff Rogers are clear and to the point for all to see, “Bucky is not a terrorist. He is not out to bomb anyone. He’s a patriot like we all should be.” The Collective knows and understands exactly who the “we’ Jeff Rogers refers to in this quote. Rogers and his sons were members of a minor group of patriots in Minnesota known as the Black Snake Militia. The BSM has ties to the Southern Brotherhood Milita whose stated goals are [Emphasis Ours}:

"We oppose the United Nations , NATO and the Powers-That-Be, we are against the Federal Secular Humanists that run our Anti-Christian / Anti-God Government. We oppose Abortionists, CFR, the International Bankers ( Banks ) and Corporations. We oppose all meddling beauracratic [sic] entities.

We are anti-conformists and believe people should show absolute respect for the diverse differences in beliefs, ideas and character of others.

Our foremost objective is to establish a Theocracy .

We employ a social tribal order, to maintain our laws and see to the social welfare of our people.

Our purpose is to stand against all evil and utterly destroy the perpetrators of evil.”

And now this becomes, yet again, a matter for the Laal Hethri. The beliefs of many groups like the BSM and the SBM are the beliefs of the rank and file of the TEA Party. When an adherent to Islam commits such acts it is always terrorist when poor white theocrats plot to do similar things it is to conservatives simply a “local dispute” that got out of hand and the FBI has “overreacted.”

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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VOX POPULI: THE REAL FEELINGS OF CONSERVATIVES IN AMERICA

This will be brief this morning as we have more important news to report today. There is a growing resentment among white supremacists and their common conservative allies recently for both the federal authority which many of them see as illegitimate because of the leadership of the Executive Branch being in the hands of President Barack H Obama as well as for a group of citizens that these people feel have done ill to the United States over many decades. That group to these bigots would include the entire LGBT community, blacks, Latinos and anyone who sides with their ongoing struggles for rights and equality. Here are three comments from IOwnTheWorld.com that bear this out and point to connections to why so many in law enforcement have been slaughtered in the past few months:

Jethro–

So Freddie believes morals are some set of rules that those above us wield to keep us in control. That is truly a leftist perspective – Something else the STATE has in order to control us.
Dumbass! Morals are inherent within the psyche of all humans. They just have to be exposed to rational minded children as “the right thing to do” otherwise, there will be ramifications. Those who are irrational (like Lanza) will never get it. That’s why we have institutions.
Dear Freddie – you need to thank God conservatives (the majority of the people on earth) have morals. If some day they chose to give them up people like you will be the first dangling from the lamp posts. If you don’t believe in God now, then you most likely will during those last few seconds as you’re being strung up.

Johnny–

I hate white liberals and I hate ni66ers,I don’t consider it racist to hate this human shit for what they have done and what we have allowed them to do to our country,hating evil isn’t racist and if it is then racism is a good thing.If we don’t get a handle on these two groups,we can kiss our country goodbye,you don’t have to go around advertising that you hate these two groups but you can work behind the scenes to undermine everything they do,you can teach your children that these are not people to emulate and associate with.They are garbage and they will pull you down,if you allow your children to become filth like these two groups,you are an unfit parent and you deserve the children you get.Teach your children that we are headed towards a civil war and the ni66ers and white liberals will be exterminated,if they want to be on the winning side,they need to act like humans,not baboons.

Brett–

When my children were young,they were not allowed to associate with ni66ers or bring them to my home,it worked because since they have grown up,they see what the ni66er is all about and they thank me for not allowing them to associate with ni66ers.They don’t allow their children to associate with ni66ers,if enough people practice this,the ni66ers will not have the influence on your children like they have now. Ni66ers have no culture,they are a cursed race and the black shitskin they have is the mark of cain.

It appears that these comments have been allowed to stay up at their site and this is perfectly fine because Progressive want the other side to speak their hearts. If they do this more often their demise, politically, will come sooner rather than later. And as we all realize their children have minds of their own and they will seek their own paths to the truth rather than rely on the bigotries of past generations to guide them.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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MITCHETHEKID EXPLAINS IT ALL

A daring post from a Liberal commenter both here and at Blogs4Victory. This should be any Progressive’s first read this morning:

Thanks for mentioning our conversations Cluster. I appreciate it. I think that Amazona is correct in saying that social issues should not be the focus of any government, let alone one based upon conservative precepts. To take that statement to its logical conclusion, we all should be libertarian, as long as we do not devolve into anarchy. Unfortunately this is not the case. There are many, to many IMO, that are obsessed with social issues and use the government and it’s law making and law enforcing power to enact both restrictions and allowances. I am not a constitutional expert. I have a DAR manual that I look at from time to time but mostly for a point of clarification. I agree that it is a brilliantly written document and that the authors had enough forethought and enlightenment to be cognizant of the future. But it is also a product of it’s time, written by human beings who were every bit as complicated and flawed and brilliant and tragic as anyone living today. The essence of all words, as a conveyance of thinking, is metaphorical. (A word itself.) And as such, the words are subject to interpretation. An argument can be made that the “intent” that Amazona mentioned, is nothing more than learned guessing. (Emphasis on ned in learned.) One of the functions of the Supreme Court, is to interpret the meaning of the language that comprises the Constitution, by way of a shared consensus of opinion between a quorum of justices.
But in a representative government, if a social issue is a concern, then it does become subject to legislation. This has been a fact throughout human history. We do not live in a vacuum (no pun intended towards those who doubt my aviator skills) and in 2013 there are over 300 million people who live in the US. In 1776 there were ~ 2.5 and were primarily agrarian.
I think that conservative principals are the best choice where the issue(s) are economic in nature. But I do not disparage a degreed economist who happens to have a more fundamental understanding of the dynamics of a multi-trillion economy and how it interacts not only with those that have a dollar in their pocket, but now amongst the entire planet as well.
As I see it, it is not the educational system that is to blame, or the inherent bias that all people and businesses possess that is the root of the problems conservatism is experiencing, it is the behavior, the claims and the reporting of it. A few examples exist on this blog alone. Retired Spook going on about transformation. Society, culture and politics are fluid, not static.Please provide some specific examples Retired Spook, of how our country is suffering from the progressive nature of time and the changing attitudes of the population. There are very few examples that my feeble brain can come up with that verify your conviction that an uber left even exists, let alone paint with such broad strokes this “intense dislike of how America was founded.” Just how was it founded? Not why, but how. And why do you stereotype? Not all “liberals” are America hating. In fact, most people desire a better America, not a worse one.
Amazona’s use of inflammatory adjectives as a method of demeaning and undermining alternative points of view. And her obsession with spelling, grammar and punctuation. (I write the way I speak, commas substituting for pauses.)
I won’t even address Neo. There isn’t a better representative for the fanatical, fringe extreme that gives conservatives a bad reputation than he. Conservatism isn’t the problem. It’s conservatives.
I am a supporter of smaller government. I do not think excessive regulation(s) are a good thing. I think local control is superior to national but I also recognize the duplicity that currently exists on the right, how traditional conservatism has been eviscerated by a pandering to a certain type of uninformed and fearful individual and how tribalism has been exploited to further the monetary goals of others. This is the human condition. This is what Machiavelli often referred to and encouraged. I think that for conservatism to make a resurgence, it has to go through a metamorphosis. Unfortunately for those currently experiencing this change, it is a difficult process and it is perfectly understandable to want to blame those that don’t subscribe to the ideology, whom are not fixated with blaming the “media” or contemporary popular culture for their poor and declining image. There is a difference between cooperation and capitulation. This demarcation applies to all sides of the political grid. Self examination is a positive. A refusal to accept the need to change is not. And this applies to everyone on both a personal level and as a member of a group.
OK. I think I will slither back into my hole now.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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THE MEDITATORS SPEAK: A RESPONSE TO A CONSERVATIVE AT BLOGS4VICTORY ON BEHALF OF MS SARAH BLOCH

Just this morning this was posted at Blogs4Victory

Oh this is classic forker: “Neocon you want an echo chamber not a dialogue that results in solutions. What you have is anger that your “way of life” has changed into something that takes away privilege you used to enjoy.”

Ah, I see projection and then complete hypocrisy with the forker echoing the same “you have is anger that your “way of life” has changed into something that takes away privilege you used to enjoy.” like the rest of the mindless forker drones regurgitate.

“You are angry at having been a part of a failed US military incursion into southeast Asia.”

Thanks to PROGRESSIVE politicians who had no interest in winning wars just winning at the ballot box.

“Once again you are welcome to come and present your ideas in our space without editing or censorship. Expect a rousing debate!”

Desperate for postings on your ghost town of a “blog”. The land of make believe, the echo chamber know as the pitchfork is so desperate for participation, you have reverted back to the porn site you once were. Rousing debate? Get serious. There is no reason for debate there, just members regurgitating the same racist anti-religious (except Islam) crap as before. You have 10 threads with one post and that post isn’t relative to the topic…. just mitchie’s mindless pap.

Pathetic and wishful thinking on your part.

What follows is Our response:

Tiredoflibbs,

We, Ourselves, of The Collective and The Meditators, disagree with your premise that Ms Bloch is projecting. To take this tack means you have no refutation for Ms Bloch’s opinion rendering your words meaningless. The entire reaction to the ACA and the creation of the TEA Party by well heeled conservatives, was propagated in the same manner that Nixon used the Southern Strategy to gain traction for a second term.

We, Ourselves, and Our colleagues neither condone nor participate in racism, Our mission is not anti-religious, it is anti-Theocracy and there is no fine difference between the two; religious practice is the Right of every Free Citizen while Theocracy is desired only by those who wish to see the march to an American Progressive Future bound in the shackles of clerical power to deny the rights of millions of that nation’s people. We, Ourselves, stand against those who have corrupted Islam just as We stand against those who have corrupted Christianity. In this effort Our actions speak volumes on their own.

We do not seek fame, We seek to spread the Truth that will carry Terra forward into a new age of Peace and Prosperity, nothing more.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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MY CONVERSATION WITH A CONSERVATIVE

This exchange with a conservative commenter at Blogs4Victory:

“flaky forker: “yes that can get things done. Big things like fixing America’s crumbling infrastructure.”

Uh, forker, this country survived and was built on smaller government long before FDR and LBJ social crap. The interstate system was built and maintained without the need for huge government.
[NB: The US Interstate Highway System cost an estimated $425 billion 70% of which was financed with public funds.--D.V.]

Only when government began it great move left for massive entitlements (social security was much smaller and self-sustaining long before the massive expansions starting in the 60s), that the government could not maintain its infrastructure. The leftist programs that do nothing but make and keep people dependent on MORE government began sucking resources away from our infrastructure and its ability to be less inefficient than it is now.

I see you proggies want change, but why change what already was working and why don’t you move to areas where the change has already taken place?

The answer is you can’t. Your ideology requires everyone to live the way you want them to. Freedom is an all to powerful force that contradicts the political ideology you so embrace.”

It isn’t democracy if the government, the nation is “working” only for a selected few. “Of the people, by the people and for the people,” remember. Not just of one group or one religion or one gender but of, by and for all. Freedom to you and those who think like you means the tyranny of the control of others and you know that. Your anger at the modern world stems from your inability to control information, to control women to control norms in society to control the freedoms of minorities and to assure that your progeny above all other enjoy a privilege they have not earned and can continue to exercise this control as far into the future as can be imagined.

Some of the progressives I know here are atheists others are quite devout in their spiritual beliefs. None of them want to force you to reject your Faith, on the contrary being Progressive means you want everyone to have their Freedom in large and peaceful doses. Yes we are pro choice but that stance takes nothing from anyone on the Right save for the fear that a certain racial demographic will lose birthrate even faster as America becomes more and more brown in the coming decades. We all know that’s your real fear tired, what happens when sheer numbers no longer give your side economic and political power. Well here’s a wake up call. You’ve seen the outcome of that in the last two Presidential elections.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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STUFF BLACK PEOPLE REALLY DON’T LIKE OR WHY TEAQUESTRATION IS A FORM OF POLITICAL BIGOTRY

Majordomo Pain wrote a very interesting and informative article on the profit being derived from all the ills currently affecting the United States of America. Since the posting of that article here at The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork I got a comment from a fan of the right wing bigot blog Stuff That Black people Don’t Like:

stop being such a DWL…..

I am assuming that DWL stands for dumb white liberal. Now the white part and the liberal part are accurate but I assure the commenter that I’m not dumb at all. I’m smart enough to recognize that you live on a planet with no way off and that you live in a nation that is in the painful throes of a transition from a race based patriarchal capitalist meritocracy to a diversity based corporatist oligarchy. Now I would prefer to have a diversity based cultural democracy but I have to admit that is not very likely to be witnessed in your lifetimes, no matter your age, for a myriad of complex reasons.

It amazes me that white conservative bigots can come up with literally pounds of data that show that black and Latino Americans are violent and need to be excised from the society in your country but they cannot seem to find any reason to examine the actions of the obstructionists in the GOP who are as terrified by the power at the polls of these bigots in their congressional districts. The Sequester is a direct result of the single minded action of this terrified GOP to, by any means necessary, remove the first person of color from the highest elected office in the United States. This having failed they must now focus on keeping their offices and perks. The GOP has become a regional party and while today they control many of the state legislatures and governor’s offices in America they realize that to win nationally they would have to turn their backs on their white bigoted base. To do this and come to the center to move America into a prosperous new future would be seen by millions of Americans who hate or distrust others simply for the color of their skin would force the creation of a third party and ending even the regional power of the GOP. The cascade of statewide and local defeats of far right candidates due to split allegiances would be catastrophic to the GOP.

People like SBPDL acolyte Jack Krak at American Renaissance are simply angry that a nation firmly in the control of white males no longer recognizable to them. The reason for this is the surge in black and Latino birth rates, immigration and an increase in interracial marriage. The very seem people who feel that an unborn fetus is a person and should have civil rights are the same people who want to see the civil rights of black in the United States violated to give them back the power they had four generations ago. This sort of thinking is not only backward it is patently anti-American. Sure both Krak and the anonymous owner of SBPDL have a first amendment right to hold and express any political or social position they feel just as we do here in Hell. What they cannot and must not do is restrict the civil rights of others simply to take America backward into an age where white American bigots of all social classes could sleep at night knowing they had at least one advantage over everyone who was darker in pigmentation than them.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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WHO TRULY PROFITS FROM AMERICA’S ILLS?

“Penn State shouldn’t have been given athletic sanctions by the NCAA for looking the other way during Jerry Sandusky’s repeated rape and abuse of young boys. If America were truly exceptional, the military should have been brought in and the entire county which worshipped at the altar of Joe Paterno would have been razed to the ground by all those leftover bunker busting bombs Bush bought for the Iraq war.”– Governor General Srindra Singh or Gilbesht in a debate about American exceptionalism with Sheol conservative MP Yancey Harrell on “Overdark” with Maarit Outi Pekkonen last night.

The idea of American exceptionalism is not a new meme. The thought that the people who now live on this land, once occupied by the Human Beings; taken by violence in the name of profit, are more prosperous, more intelligent, cut from a more moral cloth and closer to the favor of their chosen Creator than any other has been clearly a concept of Faith for those who now call themselves “Conservatives” for the better part of the last one hundred twenty five Terran standard years. We, Ourselves, of the Collective and The Meditators have a problem with any such notion based simply on the statement expressed in the stripes of the flag above. One must begin to ask the questions of common men, the hoi polloi, and the oligarchs who now own your government and rule your media, “Who profits from this disaster?” and “What will be the spark that causes someone to give up their comfort in a revolution from which they may not reap a similar status to those they are fighting against?”

These are serious matters, not to be taken lightly as they were at Blogs4Victory just this past week. The conservatives there simply wanted to throw red meat at downtrodden aging white men who see their fathers have lost their birthright of unchecked bigotry in the last few decades and left them nothing more than the onanism of “being white is better than being black or brown” along with their Bibles to cling to in these desperate times. And, yes, We, Ourselves admit these are desperate times– for Conservatives. Not only is their ideology, their worldview dying, they are dying. For the moment there are a few million ardent young whites out there who shout just as loudly as the over 50 crowd about the “many ills of President Obama” but let Us be honest with Ourselves, these young men and women in their twenties aren’t in this politics game to bring back the Reagan years, roll back women’s reproductive rights or to solve America’s debt issues. They are seeking a pool of like minded people who given enough familiarity will allow them to get laid; something they wouldn’t do in a similar setting surrounded by more attractive more intelligent Progressives.

So who does profit from all of America’s ills? There are many who do profit some of these groups will shock you others are well known. All must give up something or the Union will be lost to time and to history.

Income inequality is clearly profited from by those who really run the country the oligarchs. Not just corporate CEOs but hedge fund managers, the boards of large law firms who write the laws and then pimp them to Congress and of course the religious oligarchs who are desperately trying to remain relevant in an age where technology is nearing its ability to make deities out of Men. And in the end this is nothing more than a clearly visceral reaction to the short duration of the human lifespan manifest in the form of greed for all things material.

Poverty has been used as a tool to keep the masses at bay since Time Immemorial. Poverty is profited from by the Church, the oligarchs and their corporate media. Poverty as an extension of bigotry feeds the furnace that drives the powerful to remain powerful. They do not care that a child is one day celebrating the reelection of America’s first Man of Color to the highest elected office and the next day a victim of gun violence. They do not care that children go hungry in the wealthiest nation on Terra as long as they are safe behind their gates and in their dens of luxury. Poverty is a prison sentence handed down by generations of greed and fear in the name of tribal purity.

An examination of these two ills shows how all the others are interconnected. It is time to drain their trough or America will be the soil where the seeds of failure of an entire species will be sown.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
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Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
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Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
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Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
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WATCH THE HERITAGE FOUNDATION’S NEW REICHMINISTER JIM DEMINT DOING HIS BEST IMPRESSION OF A CORNERED RAT AFTER DAVID GREGORY ASKS HIM ABOUT RACIST COMMENTS FROM THE GOP DURING THE LAST ELECTION CYCLE [BONUS POINT TO NAACP CHIEF BEN JEALOUS FOR HAMMERING DEMINT ON HIS PARTY'S DIXIECRAT RHETORIC]

Watch and learn kiddies.

In the words of a close friend of mine from France, “I am shock!”

DeMint was unhinged, “The unborn! Abortion noun verb abortion.” After Jealous made his comments did you notice the look of utter panic on DeMint’s face? If you need to know what “heritage” the Heritage Foundation is trying to preserve look at the picture above this graf. I’ll bet cash money that Jim DeMint said the word nigger today at least once– in private of course!

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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WILL MCAVOY EXPLAINS IT ALL

A clear analysis of what is wrong with American Conservatism as manifested by TEA Party ideology.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the UniversalFateanChurch
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
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MY FINAL PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION GLOAT: ADAM AND EVE IN THE GARDEN OF POST CONSERVATISM

I just had to wait for the right time to post this and since tomorrow is the end of the Mayan Long Count I thought it would be an apropos time to mark the end of Conservative political power in the American government with a graphic that says it all.

The world is very different now.”–President John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Inaugural address, 20 January 1961.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
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