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BREAKING NEWS: SOURCES CLOSE TO RUSH LIMBAUGH, “RUSH WILL RETIRE, 24 FEBRUARY 2017″

Posted in BREAKING NEWS, RUSH LIMBAUGH with tags , on 17/04/2014 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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The newspaper offices here at The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork are nearly ablaze with activity as three executive sources close to the production of Rush Limbaugh’s radio show carried by Premiere Radio Networks have stated that at the end of his contract which runs through 2016, “Limbaugh will retire shortly after the next presidential election, no matter who wins. His strike date to retire is 24 February 2017.” Limbaugh has been the loudest voice for conservative political ideologues for more than 25 years and his departure, which sources say will be announced at the beginning of 2016, will create a gaping hole in the conservative dominated talk radio sphere. The radio host will be 66 years old when he retires and has stated privately, according to the same sources that he wants to retire “to enjoy what he’s earned.”

Premiere Radio Networks could not be contacted for a response to this report. We will continue to try to get an official on the record verification of this story as the day progresses.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
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KOMO-TV HELICOPTER CRASHES ON 2 VEHICLES IN SEATTLE, BURNS IN STREET

Posted in BREAKING NEWS with tags on 18/03/2014 by Majordomo Pain

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Two people have died in Seattle, Washington when a helicopter from KOMO-TV crashed after hitting a building and falling to the road below onto two cars.

Updates to follow

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
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MALAYSIAN AIRLINES FLIGHT 370 CRASHES IN SOUTH CHINA SEA

Posted in BREAKING NEWS, DIANE VALENCEN OPINIONS, LAAL HETHRI, MALAYSIAN AIR FLIGHT 370 on 08/03/2014 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

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Reports are coming in that MH 370 has crashed in the South China Sea with 239 Souls onboard. The Laal Hethri will neither conform nor deny that all the Souls on board have arrived in the Afterlife but a spokesperson is scheduled to have a press conference about “concerns” related to the lost aircraft at 10h 15m HST 23h 15m CST/MYT. The plane a Boeing 777 was lost from radar one hour forty nine minutes into its approximately six hour flight from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia to Beijing, China this morning. There has been a swirl of rumors both here in Dis and on Terra regarding the disappearance of the plane raning from a missile strike while in Vietnamese airspace to the jet colliding with space debris to a catastrophic engine failure. None of these rumors have been confirmed.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
Editorial Page Editor
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
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BREAKING NEWS: US ATTORNEY GENERAL ERIC HOLDER RUSHED TO DC HOSPITAL AFTER COMPLAINT OF CHEST PAINS

Posted in BREAKING NEWS, ERIC HOLDER with tags , on 27/02/2014 by Majordomo Pain

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UPDATE:::: 11h 52m HST:::: US Attorney General Holder resting comfortably in DC hospital . . .

Terrestrial media are reporting that US Attorney General Eric Holder has been taken to a Washington, D.C. hospital after complaining of chest pains in his office mid morning today. No further word yet on which hospital of Holder’s condition at this time. More to follow at the top of this post in UPDATES . . .

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
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Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
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The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
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BREAKING NEWS: ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA POLICE INVESTIGATE POTENTIAL HOME INVASION WHERE TWO WOMEN SHOT

Posted in BREAKING NEWS, GUN VIOLENCE IN AMERICA with tags , , , , on 06/02/2014 by Majordomo Pain

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NBC Washington is reporting two women were shot in a residential neighborhood around noon today in Alexandria, Virginia. Both victims have been taken to local hospitals after the gun violence took place in the 2400 block of Ridge Road Drive. The Alexandria Police are still looking for a suspect who has not been described at this time. Six schools have been placed in a state of lockdown while the search for the gunman continues. ABC 7 in Washington has reported that the shootings may have been the result of a home invasion.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
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THREE SCORE INJURED; 4 DEAD IN METRO NORTH TRAIN DERAILMENT

Posted in BREAKING NEWS with tags , , , , on 01/12/2013 by Majordomo Pain

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A Metro North Railroad commuter train from Poughkeepsie, New York destined for New York City’s Grand Central Station has derailed near the Spuyten Duyvil station in The Bronx injuring 67 and killing 4.

Metro North derailment
©Richard Harbus/New York Daily News

Eleven of the injured are listed this morning in critical condition at hospitals in New York City. Media sources are reporting that the train did not brake when the brakes were applied and left the tracks at approximately 0720 EST this morning. Despite earlier reports to the contrary none of the five derailed cars entered the water close by. More to follow on this breaking news story.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
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BUFORD ROGERS IS NOT A TERRORIST BUT HE WOULD HAVE BEEN TO CONSERVATIVES HAD HE NOT BEEN WHITE

Posted in AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM, BIG FUR HAT, BIGOTRY, BIRTHERISM, BOMBING, BOSTON BOMBING MANHUNT, BREAKING NEWS, BRILLIANT MACHINES, BUFORD ROGERS, CHRISTIAN PERSECUTION IN AMERICA?, CLINT EASTWOOD, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, DISEASE, ERICK ERICKSON, FAIL, FAMILY RESEARCH COUNCIL, FASCISM, FBI RAID, FEARSPEAK, FETAL PERSONHOOD, FOX NEWS, FUNDAMENTALISTS ACTING BADLY, GEORGE ZIMMERMAN, GLENN BECK, GOP AS A MINORITY PARTY, GOP MELTDOWN, GUN VIOLENCE IN AMERICA, HEATHER TROXEL-GOMEZ, HELL V. UNITED STATES, HOW HELL WORKS, IMMIGRATION REFORM, JAMES HOLMES, JIM HOFT, JT READY, KOCH BROTHERS, LAAL HETHRI, MICHELE BACHMANN, MICHELLE MALKIN, MITT ROMNEY, MORNING JOE, NEOCON1, NEWSBUSTERS, NEWTOWN CONNECTICUT SHOOTING, NIKKI HALEY AFFAIRS, OFFICE OF THE TORTURER GENERAL, PAMELA GELLER, PASTOR TERRY JONES, PATRIOT'S DAY BOMBINGS, PAUL RYAN, POLITICS, POOR WHITE TRASH, PRESIDENT OBAMA, RACE AND POLITICS IN AMERICA, RACIAL VIOLENCE, RELIGIOUS RIGHT, RICK PERRY, RICK SANTORUM, RON PAUL, RURAL CRIME, RUSH LIMBAUGH, SENATOR RAND PAUL, SHERIFF JOE ARPAIO, TEA PARTY, TEA PARTY VIOLENCE, TECTONIC SHIFTS, TERRA, TERRA EX REL HELL V UNITED STATES, TERRORISM, THE AMERICAN TALIBAN, THE CANCER OF HATE, THE CULTURE WARS, THE DAILY DOGGEREL, THE IGNORANT TENTH, THE MATING HABITS OF CONSERVATIVES, THE MEDITATORS, THE SKY IS FALLING, THEOCRACY, THINGS THAT MAKE CONSERVATIVES ANGRY, TODD AKIN, TONY PERKINS, UNREST IN AMERICA, WE DON'T HAVE TO MAKE THIS SHIT UP, WE SEE YOU, WHAT IS THE MATRIX?, WHITE PRIVILEGE, YOUR DAILY SIMPLIFICATION, ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, حرر سوريا! with tags on 07/05/2013 by Majordomo Pain

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This is because Buford Rogers was caught before he could commit acts that would have certainly been deemed terroristic. Had they been committed by anyone with connections to a foreign group, a religion other than Christianity and been non white. From the interview done with Buford Rogers’ parents, We, Ourselves of the Collective clearly have the Federal Bureau of Investigation to thank for keeping this domestic and local grudge from becoming something much more serious and deadly. Many conservative forums and blogs are making light of this arrest. The Meditators find this both amusing and shocking.

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Consider this scenario; a man is caught in a home with pressure cookers and black powder and nails and ball bearings and a tip leads to the FBI arresting him and his brother days before the Boston Marathon. After the holiday the media report the findings of local, state and Federal law enforcement. The plot to bomb the race and to carry out further attacks in New York City has been thwarted. Now is this person a potential terrorist based on what the police and the FBI suspect he could have done had he completed his bombs? Does it really matter if the person is an adherent to Islam from Dagestan or the product of poor white trash in western Minnesota?

The crime that will likely not stick against Buford Rogers is the possession of a firearm by a felon charge. It is alleged that Rogers had a Romanian AKM rifle and other firearms based upon his fingerprints being on them. Jeff Rogers, the father of Buford, says that his son only cleaned the weapons. What would the NRA say about a legal gun owner allowing a relative who is known felon who legally is barred from possessing a firearm easy access to them? Is this not one of the gaping loopholes in gun ownership regulation in America; the sales between relatives many times done after straw purchases?

Margaret Rogers a woman identified only as being married to Jeff Rogers said there were no pipe bombs in the home but the FBI stated the pipe bombs and Molotov cocktails were found in the shed with other potential weapons. Conservative blogs have already picked up on the words of this woman which echo terribly similarly to those by Tamerlan Tsarnaev’s mother which claim Buford is not a terrorist and that there was nothing found in the home. The reaction of the Rogers family and those that knew Buford Rogers run parallel to the sort of things that were said about the Boston Marathon bombers. Rogers even has a younger brother who can be seen in the picture above wearing camouflage and standing next to a poster which could be used for an anti-illiteracy campaign.

The words of Jeff Rogers are clear and to the point for all to see, “Bucky is not a terrorist. He is not out to bomb anyone. He’s a patriot like we all should be.” The Collective knows and understands exactly who the “we’ Jeff Rogers refers to in this quote. Rogers and his sons were members of a minor group of patriots in Minnesota known as the Black Snake Militia. The BSM has ties to the Southern Brotherhood Milita whose stated goals are [Emphasis Ours}:

"We oppose the United Nations , NATO and the Powers-That-Be, we are against the Federal Secular Humanists that run our Anti-Christian / Anti-God Government. We oppose Abortionists, CFR, the International Bankers ( Banks ) and Corporations. We oppose all meddling beauracratic [sic] entities.

We are anti-conformists and believe people should show absolute respect for the diverse differences in beliefs, ideas and character of others.

Our foremost objective is to establish a Theocracy .

We employ a social tribal order, to maintain our laws and see to the social welfare of our people.

Our purpose is to stand against all evil and utterly destroy the perpetrators of evil.”

And now this becomes, yet again, a matter for the Laal Hethri. The beliefs of many groups like the BSM and the SBM are the beliefs of the rank and file of the TEA Party. When an adherent to Islam commits such acts it is always terrorist when poor white theocrats plot to do similar things it is to conservatives simply a “local dispute” that got out of hand and the FBI has “overreacted.”

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
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THIS JUST IN: MASSIVE FIRE KILLS OVER 300, MANY TEENAGERS, AT NIGHT CLUB IN SANTA MARIA, RIO GRANDE DO SUL, BRAZIL

Posted in BREAKING NEWS with tags , on 27/01/2013 by Majordomo Pain

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Terrestrial media sources including the BBC and NBC News are reporting a deadly fire at the Kiss night club in the southwestern Brazilian city of Santa Maria, Rio Grande do Sul has taken the lives of 245 persons.

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The Laal Hethri are estimating from Flotilla reports that this death toll is currently 312. The club was packed with over 2,000 teens attending a concert when fireworks were set off causing the fire. Reports from the Callugo Sea state the majority cause of death was trampling followed by smoke inhalation.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
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EVENING EDITION: 166 CATS REMOVED FROM NEW YORK WIDOW’S HOME; HIZZONER BLOOMBERG DONATES $350 MM TO JOHNS HOPKINS; 61 DEAD IN VENEZUELA PRISON RIOTING; CASEY ANTHONY FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY;

Posted in BREAKING NEWS, CASEY ANTHONY, EVENING EDITION, HIZZONER BLOOMBERG, THE MEDITATORS with tags , on 26/01/2013 by Majordomo Pain

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The main news of Terra on this night 157 Low Lux Negro in the second year after Shai’tan’s death follows the ellipses . . .

Wright cats

In Wright, New York the terrestrial press is reporting that 67 dead felines and 99 living felines were removed from the home of 50 year old Irene Vandyke. Vandyke became overwhelmed with care and feeding of the cats after the death of her husband three years ago but had resisted numerous attempt by animal groups to remove the sickened and weak creatures from her domicile.

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg has donated $350 million to his alma mater Johns Hopkins University. The gift, which brings Bloomberg’s philanthropy to the Baltimore private institution of higher learning to $1 billion, will be split with $200 million going to research and $100 million going to need based scholarships.

Urbana prison riots

Sixty one people have been killed and six score have been wounded in two and a half days of rioting in a Venezuelan prison in the northwestern city of Barquisimeto.

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Casey Anthony is filing for bankruptcy citing debts totaling over $800,000.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
157 Low Lux Negro 2 AS

THIS JUST IN: WOMAN TRAPPED BETWEEN TWO BUILDINGS IN PORTLAND OREGON

Posted in BREAKING NEWS, THIS JUST IN on 16/01/2013 by Majordomo Pain

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UPDATE:::: 10h 41m HST:::: The woman has been freed.

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KGW-8 NBC affiliate in Portland, Oregon is reporting a woman is being rescued after falling between two buildings at the Gretchen Kafoury Commons.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
147 Low Lux Negro 2 AS

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