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THE NEXT GREAT CONSPIRACY THEORY: ANDREW BREITBART KILLED BY GOVERNMENT BECAUSE HE KNEW PRESIDENT OBAMA’S BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS FAKE

Posted in 2012 GOP PRIMARIES, 2012 US ELECTION, AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM, ANDREW BRIETBART, BIRTHERISM, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, CPAC 2012, DEATH PANELS, FALSE CRIME REPORTS, FEARSPEAK, GOP MELTDOWN, HELLAC COURT SYSTEM, JUSTICE, LAAL HETHRI, OCCUPY DC, OCCUPY WALL STREET, POLITICS, PRESIDENT OBAMA, RACE AND POLITICS IN AMERICA, SARAH BLOCH OPINIONS, SHERIFF JOE ARPAIO, THEOCRACY, WHITE PRIVILEGE, WORLD NET DAILY on 02/03/2012 by sarahbloch

I have to ask you, that is if you are a conservative, what would be a bigger story than President Barack Hussein Obama’s birth certificate being fake? There’s an easy answer to this, think yesterday’s news. Andrew Breitbart, who died yesterday at the age of 43 it appears is now the center of more than just a little controversy in the far right blogosphere. At World Net Daily, the digital Vatican for Wingnuts, bigots and fanatically religious loonies all over the world, the report this morning is about how Breitbart dropped a full side of raw meat for his far Right readers when he said at CPAC 2012 he had videos of the President from his days in college. To all the conservatives they felt this might be the Surprise! that forces Obama to resign. Still, I ask them do you want to deal with Joe Biden as President under those circumstances? Anyway . . .

The WND article entitled, “Breitbart’s Last Investigation? Obama” the writer insinuates that there might have been some connection between Breitbart’s bizarre death at the age of 43 and his current investigation of President Obama’s ties to Bernadette Dohrn and William Ayers, both members of the late 1960s radical group the Weathermen. And then there’s the announcment of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio that he feels the White House or someone powerful in Hawaii forged the birth certificate of President Obama and, as if that isn’t enough, that the INS arrival cards of 1 August 1961 through 7 August 1961 are missing from the National Archives.

Of course all these lunatics are absolutely right. This was a conspiracy to get rid of Breitbart just when he was so close to exposing the President of the United States for just waht he is. It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if the New Black Panther Party hit squad was on its way to Maricopa County, Arizona right now to deal with Sheriff Joe Arpaio. Then you’d have a real conspiracy theory to talk about. You all know that anything being “natural” whether its natural causes or natural born cannot be applied by the Right to President Obama. It would just be unnatural for a bigot to give the hardest working man in politics a single break.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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ANDREW BREITBART TRIES TO GET SOMEONE TO MAKE HIM THE MARTYR HE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE

Posted in ANDREW BRIETBART, BIRTHERISM, COMEDY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CPAC 2012, DIANE VALENCEN OPINIONS, FEARSPEAK, FREEDOM, GLBTQ RIGHTS, GOP MELTDOWN, HOMOPHOBIA, JUSTICE, OCCUPY DC, POLITICS, RACE AND POLITICS IN AMERICA, TEA PARTY, WHITE PRIVILEGE with tags , on 11/02/2012 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

This from Emily Crockett of Campus Progress is a priceless reminder of why the bigoted Right will lose in the end. A foaming frothing bigot in full rictus as he attempts to violate the Free Speech Rights of the 99%.

Andrew Brietbart’s ego might be the largest planet in the solar system. I find it hilarious that the best he could do was to call the OccupyDC protestors filthy and admonish them to “stop raping people!” We all know that Breitbart doesn’t care how stupid he looks as long as he gets press. There are sketchy and unconfirmed reports that Saint Andrew returned to the Marriott Wardman turned wine into urine, bread into manure and convinced a virgin to become a whore; he did take a shower shortly thereafter.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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SENATOR JIM DEMINT SEEMS TO HAVE FORGOTTEN SOMETHING

Posted in CPAC 2012, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, IN HINDSIGHT with tags on 09/02/2012 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

I served in the US Army in Vietnam as many of you know. I was watching the start of CPAC 2012 and heard Senator Jim Demint say he was delighted to be at the largest gathering of American freedom loving patriots in the world. Its not often that I can say to a sitting US Senator that he’s dead wrong, but this is one of those happy times. Senator DeMint if you really want to see the greatest gathering of American freedom loving patriots in the world you need only to look at the photo below.

Ten thousand will gather at CPAC 2012 over three days. More than 400,000 have been laid to rest at Arlington. Who do you think are more patriotic, those well rich mostly white, arrogant folks who want you to live by their so called values, or the widely diverse hundreds of thousands who gave their last full measure for their country?

Pax Terra!

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DAVID WEIGEL EXPLAINS IT ALL: CPAC 2012 ATTENDEES FEARING VIOLENCE AT DC CONFERENCE

Posted in ANDREW BRIETBART, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CPAC 2012, FEARSPEAK, OCCUPY DC, THE MEDITATORS, THEY EXPLAIN IT ALL with tags , , , , , on 09/02/2012 by Majordomo Pain

Lachlan Markay’s post at Heritage.org took only hours to strike fear in the hearts of well heeled Conservatives gathering in DC for CPAC 2012 according to The Slate’s David Weigel:

I grabbed drinks yesterday with a few people plotting their agendas for the Conservative Political Conference. It starts tomorrow. It will, they fear, be the site of mass chaos. One media manager for a few candidates told me she was warning clients to wear the sort of shoes they’d be comfortable sprinting away from danger in.

We, Ourselves, of The Collective are keeping an eye on CPAC 2012 which begins in 7 minutes at the Marriott Wardman Park hotel in Washington. You can watch the conference live here from 0900 EST today.

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THE DAILY DOGGEREL: CONSERVATIVE BLOGGERS ARE PRAYING FOR A CLASH BETWEEN OCCUPY DC PROTESTERS AND CPAC ATTENDEES, OR THE FEAR OF THE NEW BLACK PANTHER PARTY COULD BECOME THE GULF OF TONKIN INCIDENT THAT GIVES CREDIBILITY TO THE RIGHT USING FORCE

Posted in 2012 GOP PRIMARIES, 2012 US ELECTION, ANDREW BRIETBART, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, CPAC 2012, DIANE VALENCEN OPINIONS, DRUDGE REPORT, FEARSPEAK, FREEDOM, GOP MELTDOWN, GUN VIOLENCE IN AMERICA, JIM HOFT, JUSTICE, MITT ROMNEY, NEWT GINGRICH, OCCUPY DC, OCCUPY WALL STREET, POLITICS, RACE AND POLITICS IN AMERICA, RICK PERRY, SARAH PALIN, TEA PARTY, THE DAILY DOGGEREL, THE ULSTERMAN REPORT, WHITE HOUSE DOSSIER with tags , , on 09/02/2012 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

It’s winter in DC so CPAC must be nearing.

Of course, we all saw this coming didn’t we? Late yesterday Conservative blogs started the meme that OccupyDC protesters were going to target Newt Gingrich and Andrew Brietbart with violence at the 2012 Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington DC. That gathering of the most prominent members of conservative political ideology would be a perfect target for violent Liberals in the minds of conservatives who want to take the gloves off once and for all. You have to keep in mind though that Conservatives can’t be seen as inspiring violence or starting mayhem so there has to be a trigger. For this sort of necessity one only has to look back at the Gulf of Tonkin incident for a historical point of reference.

There has to be an element of race, the great driving force of fear among white Conservatives, that they’ll be overrun by screaming mobs of blacks and latinos and their white liberal lickspittles to get the ball rolling. The Ulsterman Report yesterday in an article entitled, “Occupiers, New Black Panther Members and Union Thugs Prepare To Assault Conservative Conference,” fans the flames of not only partisan political division but clearly prays for black on white violence that it can point to in the future for the purpose of denouncing President Barack Obama.

What the Occupy DC protesters want is to have their voices heard over the megaphone of the 1%; the clinking of GOP bourbon filled highball glasses and practiced moans of conservative male attendees in their first passionate throes with a $300 hooker. The last thing these people want is to grant the Right the ammunition that they’ve always lusted for– that the Occupy movement is not only Liberal [read Communist, irreligious andti-Family] it is also violent to the point that it is a clear and present danger to wealthy people with white skin who cannot defend themselves in a fight.

This whole thing began with Lachlan Markay’s post at Heritage.org written as an exclusive two days before CPAC 2012 was to kick off. Markay, using information sent to him from an anonymous source within the New Black Panther Party, writes that the members joining this protest wont be satisfied with electrical disruptions and shouting “fire” in crowded halls. The New Black Panther Party wanted to “physcially assault speakers.”

I am sure that while Lachlan Markay wrote this he knew he would be Internet famous within minutes. From this one post the thought of a fight with radicval black nationalists spread through the Conservative blogosphere like fire in a grain silo. [Yes I was born in Iowa] Jim Hoft took the time to get up off his knees before the lifesized statue of Ronald Reagan George W Bush Rush Limbaugh Rick Santorum in his basement and digitally pen this at Big Government, “Obama’s #Occupy army threatened to disrupt and physically assault conservative speakers at the CPAC convention this week in Washington DC. Andrew Breitbart and Newt Gingrich are two conservatives who they will be targeting at the event.”

Chad Sinclair at CBS News betrays the dirty little secret that the MSM wants to see something just like this with his report that picks up the essence of Markay’s blog post while assuring everyone that CPAC 2012 has enough security.

All of this makes me wonder if this wasn’t really germinated from the nugget of Right wing union hatred by John Hinderaker at Power Line three days ago. In that piece Hinderaker has this to say about planned protests by the AFL-CIO:

I’m not going to make it to CPAC this year; too busy in the office. This headline, though, really makes me wish I could attend: “Big labor plans ‘Occupy CPAC.’” That’s right–union goons are going to try to interfere with the conservative gathering. The D.C. AFL-CIO sent a call out to its members:

What do Wisconsin Governor SCOTT WALKER, presidential candidates MITT ROMNEY, NEWT GINGRICH, RICK SANTORUM and House Budget Committee Chair PAUL RYAN have in common?

They all represent the greed of the wealthy 1% and they’ll all be at the 2012 Conservative Political Action Conference.

WE’VE HEARD ENOUGH FROM THE 1%!
Join the rally featuring tents, an inflatable fat cat, puppets, “candidate Walmart,” and more to
LET THE VOICES OF THE 99% BE HEARD!

Friday, February 10, at the Marriott Wardman Park Hotel (2600 Woodley Rd at Connecticut Ave NW), by the Woodley Park Metro Station

Coordinated by the Metro Washington Council AFL-CIO

Disgusting. Note that the AFL-CIO is one of the few remaining groups that are not too proud to associate themselves with the Occupiers. David Freddoso reminds us what happened last time the union goons decided to disrupt a conservative event:

You may remember what the union-aided Occupiers managed to do at the D.C. conference center in November. When conservatives staged a conference there, they banged on the windows, physically harmed at least one old woman, blocked local traffic, and used children as human shields. Much of the action was caught on tape.

Watch for more of the same at CPAC.

OccupyDC.org has this to say about their plans for CPAC 2012:

On February 9th through February 11th, a who’s who of dastardly politicians will be holding the Conservative Political Action Conference at the Marriot Wardman Park Hotel at 2660 Woodley Road, NW. Similar to the Alfalfa Club dinner, this event is another gathering of bigots, media mouthpieces, corrupt politicians, and their 1 percent elite puppet masters.

CPAC will parade and attempt to perpetuate the radical right wing’s imperialist ideologies with keynote speakers, movies and banquets dedicated to pursuing its racist, sexist, patriarchal and exploitative agenda.

Spectacles will include imperialist topics such as “From Fidel to Chavez: How Do We Stop the Resurgence of Socialism in Latin America?”, “Is the ‘Arab Spring’ Good or Bad for America?” and frequent bloviation on “American exceptionalism.” Openly racist discourses will be given on “The Failure of Multiculturalism: How the pursuit of diversity is weakening the American Identity” and “Islamic Law in America: How the Obama Justice Department Is Selling Us Out.” The conference will also glorify the role of money in politics in talks such as “How to Raise Money… the Easy Way,” “Citizens United Productions Hosts Blogger Briefing” and “Fundraising Secrets from the Billion $ Man.”

There will also be a discussion entitled “Taking Back Wall Street: The Tea Party vs. Occupy Wall Street,” in which they plan to hear only from Tea Partiers.

Our Mission: Occupy CPAC. Create as much non-violent resistance as possible, and make this a conference the attendees will never forget.

In the end, 99% of me wants this to be a peaceful protest that is mostly ignored by the American MSM. Then there is that evil 1% of me that wantrs the same thing the American MSM really wants, blood, violence, arrests, high ratings and an Internet on fire with rants and raves from both sides. Unlike most American journalists I am at least honest about the 1%.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sanjtu Occupy DC!

Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
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