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THE SATURDAY RANT: THIS NEWSPAPER HAS BIGGER FISH TO FRY THAN BIGOT BILL LOGAN

Posted in THE IGNORANT TENTH, THE SATURDAY RANT with tags on 07/12/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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I have to agree with my digital friend kmgtwo over at Allpolyticsnow.com that the cancer that is BlogsforVictory is distracting Progressive of good conscience from writing about more pressing matters. So today I will rant one last time, for a good little while, about the seething bigotry that oozes from B4V in the form of posts by Bill Logan aka Neocon1. Some of you may be wondering why I use his name and the reason is simple; we’ve caught Bill in a rather embarrassing digital situation where it appears he has sought to be pissed upon by a young woman nearly fifteen years ago. I have to say appears because despite having three connections of proof, Neocon1 steadfastly denies this is him. Well, I guess we are at loggerheads at this point but he feels that he has been “slandered” by The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork based upon his exposing his email address which allowed me to do a simple search with Google that led me to the golden shower forum which had his email there. Now Neocon1 wants to sue us much as the supporters of Kishkush Wilson wanted to do over the murder of Kristine Luken and the articles that were written here. These are two completely different circumstances though. In the Luken case we were wrong and ran with a story without fully doing the due diligence that should come with accurate journalism. Had it turned out our staff was correct it would have been a massive coup it turned out we were wrong and had to retract. To this date the bigot Bill Logan only can offer his word against my digital proof that his email was “hacked” leading to the December 1998 post at the golden shower forum. To our awesome legal staff the burden of proof is met on our side and not on his. When you are dealing with someone who thinks this sort of bigoted nonsense deserves to be remain on a blog [Ed. Note: Originally posted at CBS New York by someone called NonYa Biz.--F.S.]:

HO HO HO ….. Barack O’Clause is coming to town on December 25th, and he’ll be handing out EBT cards to all the good little lazy Democrats this year.

As the 2014 elections draw closer, those of you in the “GIMMIE DAT!!” crowd who plan on voting more than once can expect to find a little extra in your stocking!!

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Just remember the Democrat’s motto: “Vote Early and Vote Often!”

Like Barack O’Clause and the Democrats say: “We don’t need no stinkin` budgets! It’s way too much fun playing Santa with other people’s money!”

And whatever you do, do NOT think of it as “buying votes”!!

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“Demo☭rats, Unions and Ignorant Minorities …. Doing to America What They Did For Detroit”

and reasonable debate does not then I count myself blessed to be a Progressive open-minded thinker for getting away from this idiot and the cunts that support him.

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In Hindsight

Enough of Neocon1 and the vile harpy Amazona for awhile. As you can clearly see above, this newspaper has bigger fish to fry. For the coming weeks we’ll be going back to what made us a great site for these past eight Terran standard years– good journalism, editorial prowess and open debate on topics that are of import to the Living.

Pax Terra!

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THE MEDITATORS SPEAK: MARK EDWARD NOONAN IS A HYPOCRITE BLINDED BY THE LOSS OF THE DEMONS HE LOVED

Posted in AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM, AMERICANS AGAINST THE TEA PARTY, ANDREW BRIETBART, ANGRY OLD WHITE MEN, BIGOTRY, BIRTHERISM, BLOGS 4 VICTORY, BREITBART, BREITBART IS STILL DEAD, BRILLIANT MACHINES, CHRISTIAN PERSECUTION IN AMERICA?, CIVIL RIGHTS, CLASS WARFARE, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, DEATH PANELS, DIVERSITY, DOOMSDAY PREPPERS, FASCISM, FEARSPEAK, FREEDOM, GLBTQ RIGHTS, GOP AS A MINORITY PARTY, GOP MELTDOWN, HOMOPHOBIA, HOW HELL WORKS, HOW THE RIGHT SEES THE 47%, HUMAN BEAUTY, HUMAN BEINGS, HUNTER S THOMPSON, JUSTICE, MARK EDWARD NOONAN, MARRIAGE EQUALITY, POLITICS, POOR WHITE TRASH, PRIEST SEXUAL ABUSE, PROGRESSIVES ON THE MARCH, RACE AND POLITICS IN AMERICA, RELIGIOUS RIGHT, RUSH LIMBAUGH, SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE, SCOTUS, TEA PARTY, THE CANCER OF HATE, THE CULTURE WARS, THE GOP GENDER GAP, THE GREATER FOOL, THE IGNORANT TENTH, THE MATING HABITS OF CONSERVATIVES, THE RICH STILL DIE, THE SATURDAY RANT, THE SKY IS FALLING, THE WAR ON WOMEN, THEOCRACY, THINGS THAT MAKE CONSERVATIVES ANGRY, TODD AKIN, TOO BIG TO FAIL, VOTER SUPPRESSION, WHITE PRIVILEGE, YOUR DAILY SIMPLIFICATION, ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE with tags , , , , on 29/06/2013 by Majordomo Pain

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We, Ourselves, of The Collective and The Meditators on all matters metaphysical embrace the decisions made by the Supreme Court of the United States this week regarding marriage equality. Equally, We denounce their decision regarding the Voting Rights Act as a retrograde step that gives hope to bigots that they can control society via the ballot box. Control is a major theme in modern American society as We see it. Corporations want to control the the vast pool of money held in the hands of a powerful few and use it to generate even more money. Marketing firms want to control the minds of American consumers to buy what they do not need yet must have. Religions have ceased to be in the business of “saving souls” and have devolved into the business of saving their political power by way of culture war battles that in the great scheme of things mean very little. it is a sad commentary on the young adulthood of the American republic.

Mark Edward Noonan is a human male who lives near Las Vegas, Nevada. He has admitted that he was not always an ultraconservative, or a libertarian. For most of his life he was a typical average human who wanted the same things most young men want– a person to love who loves him, money and recognition for his accomplishments. Noonan got none of these things and his life became a cycle of depression and desire wrapped in ennui. He took solace, as he has admitted in online pornography and while the Collective sees nothing shameful or wrong with observing adult human sexuality transmitted by digital images using this replace real world relationships is a dangerous path to trek upon. Sad and lonely Mark Edward Noonan turned to the last resort for most people in your time who are desperate for some sort of social interaction that can lead to the physical coupling that is necessary for the mental health of the human organism– the Church.

Like most who are addicted to a destructive behavior Noonan is not simply comforted by his transformation he is compelled to transform others as well. While We, Ourselves, find this an admirable avocation which is to be applauded all sentient beings organized into a society must understand that all actions, even those secret and terrible that many would like to remain hidden, have consequences. In his article at Blogs4Victory this morning, which The Meditators digested slowly, Noonan decries the victories won for advocates of marriage equality in the United States as an infringement on the religion that turned him into a Man from a Loser. he argues that his right to press the source of his transformation from a Loser into a Man into the hearts and minds of his colleagues at work or anywhere else for that matter is being restricted and that that right should be codified into law.

Here is where we find a conundrum that leads into a deep dark trap for anyone who takes their Metaphysics seriously. the desire to control for one’s own purpose to the detriment of the rights of others is a ditch dug with the shovel and mattock of preferential logic and hypocrisy. In their minds these people can hold two polar opposite ideas and to them they seem to compliment one another. The first is that they have the right based upon their beliefs, unproven in any Court of Law or any laboratory of Science, to hold a position of primacy within a society simply because for generations this has been the case. Swiftly it is forgotten by such persons, that Change is the only and singular constant in any social organization. Second, they feel that because they have this right to primacy within a society based solely on tradition and race that they have the right to deny others, with whom they find flaws or by the teachings of their religion they find their behavior abhorrent to religious teachings, their own civil rights. This is the worst of all traps.

Noonan, by his own words says, “Of course, now I want a bit more – I want that really muscular protection for Free Exercise. Rather tired of being pushed around – and so I want laws on the books which make it illegal to attempt to push me around based upon my religious beliefs…and same goes for everyone else. Yes, I realize this will then erect no legal barrier to someone who wants to say that smoking dope is their sacrament, or even that Muslims might want four wives. I’m indifferent to that – my ability to freely exercise my religion trumps all else here and I’ll take the good with the bad.” To Mark Noonan the concept of Free Exercise refers to the Free Exercise of the beliefs that transformed him from a Loser in his own mind to Man in outward appearance to the world at large. It is because he craves the respect of others and recognition for his transformation that he feels that he should have the power, without consequence to spread his message of conversion to all as is taught by his particular belief. The trap here belongs to Us as those who both are at war with Theocracy, in all its forms, and with hypocrisy in all its forms. It would be facile for The Collective to opine that in this case We, Ourselves, find firm footing in Metaphysics and Logic to dictate that those who feel this way should have no rights to do so. Such a thing would be an annoyance to society and make Human beings who did not believe as Noonan does uncomfortable in their quotidian activities. However, to do such a thing would make Us a far greater hypocrite than mark Edward Noonan.

The reality of the matter is that in America Mark Noonan needs no muscular protection for his religion because he has that legal protection already. His upset comes not from that he knows this but that those protections for his religious liberty are limited by the only power in America greater than organized religion– capitalism. This is why this man portrays himself as a Distributist and this bring Us deeper into Mark Noonan’s fallacious hypocrisy.

Distributism, an arcane by product of Noonan’s religious belief, holds the following as central, “Distributism sees the family of two parents and their child or children as the central and primary social unit of human ordering and the principal unit of a functioning distributist society and civilization. This unit is also the basis of a multi-generational extended family, which is embedded in socially as well as genetically inter-related communities, nations, etc., and ultimately in the whole human family past, present and future. The economic system of a society should therefore be focused primarily on the flourishing of the family unit, but not in isolation: at the appropriate level of family context, as is intended in the principle of subsidiarity. Distributism reflects this doctrine most evidently by promoting the family, rather than the individual, as the basic type of owner; that is, distributism seeks to ensure that most families, rather than most individuals, will be owners of productive property. The family is, then, vitally important to the very core of distributist thought.” Mark Noonan believes this and goes the extra mile with this comment on the same article, “My view is that gay marriage would best remain banned – but I’ve also come to the conclusion that marriages, themselves, should not be sanctioned by the State in any way, shape or form. My desire is to as swiftly as possible separate marriage and State (thus making the push for gay marriage moot) while at the same time enacting laws which put very long, sharp and powerful teeth in to our First Amendment right to the free exercise of religion (boiled down, the laws would come out to hold that when in doubt, a person’s claim to free exercise trumps State requirements). As for marriage, itself, that is for Christians and Jews who actually practise their faith and it is up to us – as believers – to make it work as God intended.”

It would be expected that a man who has made a transformation from Loser to Man by virtue of such powerful belief coupled with adherence to Distributism would have a large family of children who soon would be going out into the world spreading the story of their father’s ascendance from the depths in the near future. No, not at all. Noonan has married but he has no children. His life is the antithesis of what he believes and is in chaotic opposition to the very rules by which he says be was transformed. Mark Noonan wants special laws to give his beliefs primacy over all others but he does not believe that two women or two men who are committed to each other should have their marriages recognized by the States in which they reside or by the federal government because these unions do not produce children. Yet his own marriage recognized in every state of the Union has produced none. While there are no laws in his State against his wife performing fellatio on him, or he performing cunnilingus on his wife or both of them engaging in anal sexual intercourse Noonan calls these acts between consenting adults of the same sex “abhorrent.” Why then has this man not exploded from his own hypocrisy?

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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THE BRUTAL BEAUTY OF HISTORY

Posted in FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, IN HINDSIGHT, THE SATURDAY RANT with tags , , , on 20/04/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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This wasn’t going to begin as a rant but it likely will end as one. I had prepared to write an article last night after reading Pamela Geller’s screed about “Jihad Coming to Boston!” but finding both my partners spooning in bed [much to my surprise Valeri had returned from Rham unexpectedly while I was reading] I chose to enjoy my hours before sleep rather than pound these keys in the miserable hope of confounding a woman whose bigotry and ignorance know no boundaries. This evening after a full day of research laced with bourbon and cigarettes Carlton Pryor my good friend and economic genius brought by a pastrami sandwich from my favorite deli on Via Lacrima and invited me to watch a film he’d been interested in for quite some time.

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The film was Hyde Park on Hudson and the film features the talents of Bill Murray, Laura Linney, Olivia Williams and Elizabeth Marvel. Before I go any more down the rabbit hole connecting this fine film and the story with the political dagger I’m going to wield to puncture the premise about jihad that Ms Geller makes, I need to have a brief aside to wax appreciative of the artistic talents of Ms Linney. Those of you who have read my columns over this near Terran decade know how I feel about Laura Linney so I need not go down that road again. I must ask, however, is there as intelligent and beautiful a woman who can portray on the silver screen such melancholy and fragility? If you haven’t seen the movie I won’t spoil kit for you and a good pastrami isn’t required either I just got lucky.

The importance of America’s relationship with Great Britain got me thinking about how closely we’re tied even in rising from the ashes of terror attacks. Britain has a much longer history of dealing with their “troubles” than the nation of my birth and death. The British don’t panic when something blows up because they know that the United Kingdom is bigger than the hatred of those that would like to see the Union Jack in tatters. Often, like in the United States today fear of the IRA bombers was used for political purposes; rarely was that ever effective.

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Geller would like to make Americans think that there is some conspiracy afoot within American government that will have the United States Constitution shredded in favor of sharia. I don’t think that Ms Geller believes this I just think she knows if she says it loud enough, and often enough, that a few people who are suspect to being afraid and those who know they can profit from supporting her views without actually getting the stain of genocide on themselves, will come to her aid in the form of economic compensation. In a quick phrase Pamela Geller is a whore for Islamophobia. Before any of the conservative men who want to get a blow job from Pamela Geller or even the few thousand who want to fuck her in the ass [she might still be of childbearing age and of course you're not going to use a condom, of course not!] get all riled up about how violent Muslims are take a chill. Yes, many Muslims have been very violent in their efforts to get all the shit they think would come from forming a theocracy all over Terra. Since I don’y yell in my posts let me say this slowly and clearly– they’re all nuts just as all religious fanatics are nuts. If they think anyone in the West is going to give up all the secular good times they have to walk around in a circle about a stone well, to quote Carl Pryor, a proud gay man from Maida Vale, “Fuck off, mate.”

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In Hindsight
I want Ms Geller to understand this from a Jew who knows more about history than she has learned by picking out only the worst actions of the people she’s chosen as an enemy; history is cyclical. There is no jihad in Boston and as cynical as this might be to say I guarantee you that just as Americans were talking about other things by the summer of 2002 Americans will have something new and likely not terror related on their plate by the summer of 2013. Pamela Geller is in the business of Islamophobia but doesn’t, literally, have the balls to say what her most ardent and ignorant supporters really want and that is for the United States to conduct a global campaign of genocide against all Muslim peoples. That’s the quiet solution to the problem that no one wants to say in polite company because there are 2 billion Muslims globally and they aren’t going anywhere. They won’t all fit on Gitmo so they must be planning something permanent for their cousins just as the post Weimar government in Germany did to many of my distant relations in the last century. Any Jew that can stand for this kind of hatred needs to have his head examined. Never again also means you don’t want your brother’s tribe to be exterminated.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
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THE SATURDAY RANT: MY PERSONAL HERADVENTURE CONUNDRUM IS TRYING TO DECIDE WHO IS THE GREATER DECEIVER PAUL BEDARD OR JIM HOFT

Posted in CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, HERADVENTURE, IN HINDSIGHT, THE SATURDAY RANT, THE WAR ON WOMEN, THEOCRACY with tags , , , , , on 12/01/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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Before I launch into my rant this afternoon I want to express my congratulations to Ayoka Chenzira, Ph.D, Director of the Digital Moving Image Salon at Spelman College in Atlanta, Georgia for winning a $ 100,000 National Endowment for the Arts grant to develop an interactive video game, HERadventure that deals with issues critical to women globally. The concept is brilliant and I look forward to participating when the game launches on International Womnen’s Day 8 March 2013.

Now on to the rant. Paul Bedard writing at the Washington Examiner.com takes exception to $100,000 being spent by the federal government to promote and fund HERadventure which he says the National Endowment for the Arts calls, “”focuses on a young female superhero sent to Earth to save her own planet from devastation because of climate changes caused by social issues impacting women and girls.” I have to this point not been able to find that quote anywhere on the NEA website in their grant award section or the Internet save for this litany of bigoted and conservative leaning websites.

And to be sure when you have a lineup like Stormfront.org, World Net Daily, the Gateway Pundit, the National Review and the Free Republic lining up against you there must be some mis- or disinformation afoot. And of course that is true in this case because Bedard sees the video game not as a springboard for understanding and dealing with issues that affect the lives of women in America and all over Terra, but and I kid you not about global warming. Now this issue is important to conservative white men because it is seen as a gross threat to their ability to do what they do best– waste. Global warming would take away their comfy cars and their suburban homes that gobble up fossil fuels at an alarming rate to the expense of the very planet you live on. This issue to conservatives is likely second only to their fear of taking their guns away.

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In Hindsight

But HERadventure isn’t about climate change at all it’s about addressing the social issues that affect women of color specifically and all women indirectly. Bedard, Hoft and the gallery of American Taliban hollow heads at World Net Daily and the Free Republic miss the point entirely and their commenters conservative white men and women alike seem to take some measure of glee at this “government waste” just as they use their remotes to raise their house temperatures to 80 degrees on a 40 degree day with a remote so they don’t have to get up from the gun and bible driven ideological comfort comfort of the La-Z-Boys.

Pax Terra!

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THE SATURDAY RANT: WHY JIM HOFT STILL CAN’T GET FACTS RIGHT AND MICHAEL SALMAN IS YET ANOTHER RIGHT WING STALKING HORSE

Posted in CHRISTIAN PERSECUTION IN AMERICA?, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, CRAZY ARIZONA, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, IN HINDSIGHT, JIM HOFT, JUSTICE, THE SATURDAY RANT, THEOCRACY, WE DON'T HAVE TO MAKE THIS SHIT UP with tags , , , , on 08/07/2012 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

One of many hot button issues for American conservatives is the freedom to practice Christian religion freely and without hindrance from the local, state or federal government. This issue has been taken up by Jim Hoft at Gateway Pundit in the case of Michael Salman, pastor of the Harvest Community Fellowship Church in Phoenix, Arizona. Yes, Arizona again.

From reading the current article at Gateway Pundit, which links to Glenn Beck’s The Blaze one would believe that Michael Salman is an “innocent Chrsitian pastor” who wanted to legally erect a church in the neighborhood. But a previous article published on 17 January 2008 by Sarah Fenske in the Phoenix New Times paints a completely different picture.

Salman has had a bit of a checkered life as was reported by Fenske in her 2008 piece. The pastor was charged, tried and convcted of a drive by shooting and served three years of a six year sentence. Salman openly discusses these events as well as his arrest for impersonating a law enforcement officer, which is a misdemeanor. He has been inflexible in his determination to build a 4,000+ square foot church on his property despite his inability to finance such a venture. Neighbors in the community have fought the construction and Salman has not complied with community codes for such a building. His defiance has angered and frightened neighbors to the point that one has put his home up for sale.


In Hindsight

The real hoot in all of this is that Pastor Michael Salman is seeking help from the US Department of Justice for this local matter. Yep, that same DOJ run by the Attorney General Eric Holder who had come under fire by just these same sort of conservative over “gun walking” in the state of Arizona. Salman hopes that the DOJ will aid him in his effort to convince the Phoenix city council to allow him to build his church. To me as a reporter with an opinion this appears to have more to do with the arrogance of one man and conservative pundits wanting to give the appearance that their “base” of Christians is being persecuted by secular government than anything else. Nowehere in The Blaze report is there anything about the numerous confrontations and refusals that Salman has been invovled in with both city officials and his neighbors. Salman has been fined $12,180 and faces a 60 day jail sentence.

On the Fox News Radio site where host Todd Starnes first brought this to the eyes and ears of conservative listeners, the headline most recently about the 60 day jail sentence Salman has recieved for continuing to hold services in a building with 67 code violations is, “Man Facing Jail For Hosting Home Bible Study.”. This is as entirely innacurate as if the title had been, “Former drive by shooter sets up shot in Phoenix suburb.” Republic Heritage has a headline, “Man Facing Jail For Hosting Home Bible Study.” The reality is that the shed in the back of the home was not fit for gatherings of people according to Phoenix city fire code standards. Keep in mind loyal readers this is the same man who declared himself immune to all US laws by joining the “Embassy of God” which it’s chief proponent Sunday Adelaja has drawn considerable criticism for financial fraud in numerous media reports.

[As of post time, The Michael Salman Defense Fund has raised $125. Gavlae Reudo Maxric-Copy Editor.]
Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.]
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THE SATURDAY RANT: A LOOK AT THE WORLD IF THE BIRTHERS GET THEIR WAY

Posted in BIRTHERISM, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, THE SATURDAY RANT on 05/05/2012 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

I’ve toiled over writing this for some time. I know President Barack Obama is eligible to be President because he is qualified under the Constitution to be as he is a citizen of the United States born in Hawaii. But the Birthers don’t seem to care about any of the facts they just want Obama out of office as that would be the ultimate coup for their ideology. Most of the people who want this are conservatives over 45 years of age and have seen “their” America go from a place where they felt safe and secure to a horrible place of fear for themselves and their kids and grandkids. I get that too, but they are still wrong because they world they crave to have back became that way on the backs of many of the “others” that they loathe.

Over time I’ve had the privilege of discussing this with several members of the Hellac government and some scholars of social science who know very well what the outcomes would be were the sitting President found to be ineligible as a foreign national. I, personally, do not wish for this to happen but this is one of the scenarios that the Laal Hethri put forth in January 2010 to address this issue. They make it clear in the preface that if the President is a part of one of the most complex and long running conspiracies of all time then the law must be applied as dictated in the United States Constitution.

SCENARIO 2.4.1:

“A member of the Department of Justice discovers evidence that the President’s birth certificate is a forgery and that he was born outside the United States to an American mother and a Kenyan father. This evidence is taken secretly to several people to be verified both within the DOJ and outside. When all parties agree individually, the facts are taken to the people by way of a press release from Dr. Orly Taitz with the man who gave her the data, Robert Smith.

The President initially resists the claim but the media presses on and within one week “for the sake of Union” the President resigns and Vice President Joe Biden is sworn in as 45th President of the United States. In Congress, the GOP House majority pushes for the impeachment of Biden based on the assumption that since the President was ineligible then his running mate also. These proceedings begin and the results are favorable to the Birthers in less than a month a Senate trial begins.

While this is taking place in every suburban area of the United States agitators on both sides of the political spectrum act out in violent ways. In a months time six states have national guard troops patrolling streets trying to quell the violence. The media reports that Taitz has been taken from her home and is missing and presumed to have been killed. Biden resigns before the Senate can come to a decision and the House Speaker is sworn in as the 46th President of the United States. In three months the violence is out of hand and the new President calls for the use of deadly force against American citizens to bring the rioting under control. Petrol prices soar to over $9 per gallon. Food distribution is disrupted and rumors of race based atrocities on both sides are fueled by their over reporting by the MSM. The radicals on both sides of the political spectrum take this orgy of slaughter to its fullest conclusion and when it ends six months after the resignation of the President more than 1,000,000 Americans are dead or missing, over $80 billion in property damage or loss is recorded and ten US cities are burned beyond use. The Dow sinks to under 5000 and the dollar drops to an all time low against foreign currency. Then, led by Norway and Russia, nations begin to call in their holdings of US debt.”


In Hindsight
That is not the worst case scenario offered by the Laal Hethri, it is a centrist view. America is the nation that it is because it is held together by a steady water supply in most regions, a steady electrical supply in most regions and an abundance of both food and general safety. If you take those things away, starting with personal safety, America will no longer cease to exist. It appears this is what the Birthers wish. Personally, the status quo is favorable.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.]
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THE SATURDAY RANT: RICK SANTORUM IS THE ONLY NIGGER I SEE

Posted in 2012 GOP PRIMARIES, 2012 US ELECTION, AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM, BIRTHERISM, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, FEARSPEAK, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, GOP MELTDOWN, HOW HELL WORKS, IN HINDSIGHT, JUSTICE, POLITICS, PRESIDENT OBAMA, RACE AND POLITICS IN AMERICA, RICK SANTORUM, TEA PARTY, TERRORISM, THE SATURDAY RANT, THEOCRACY, Uncategorized, WHITE PRIVILEGE with tags on 30/03/2012 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

“You can only be destroyed by believing that you really are what the white world calls a nigger” (James Baldwin).

Okay, does the title of this post make this clear enough? I’ve had it up to my eyes with all the bigotry coming from the Right since Barack Obama announced his candidacy for president 5 years ago. Enough is enough; I get it bigots you hate the man not because he’s a liberal, which he isn’t really, but because his mother was white and his father was black. This isn’t about America this is about white Americans who have nothing but guns and religion to cling to as America gets browner by the day and the 1% gets richer and richer by the minute.

The millions of white folk that love Israel but cannot explain why, I’m sure it has something to do with one of the buffet selections they’ve taken from the Bible that suits their bigoted worldview, now have a champion in the form of Rick Santorum. The former Pennsylvania Senator now has made John McCain look far better to me as a public servant. At least McCain refused to use race against Obama and was terribly uncomfortable with the bigot vote crowd that rushed to the side of Sarah Palin who I thought would be the last “great white dope” offered by the GOP. Clearly, I was wrong in this age of conservative Catholicism that allows Newt Gingrich to pimp his new religion for profit and pussy to marry the woman he was having an adulterous affair with while the 46 to 80 set are the only ones attending mass. But the crimes against Humanity of that group are another topic for another time.


In Hindsight
In the video above I am sure Santorum’s “handlers” will say it was a slip of the tongue but the 37 million bigots in America have heard the dog whistle and they love it! I’m sure the white middle class Rush Limbaugh listeners have a new warm feeling in the pits of their stomachs to take away all the colld they had in their chests when thousands marched in support of Trayvon martin’s family. Santorum is not only unfit for the highest elected office in the United States, he’s no longer fit to be an American citizen. Where is his birth certificate? I say he should be deported back to Italy in the 13th century where his views will make him a great man indeed!

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
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THE SATURDAY RANT: MY BARSTOOL CONVERSATION WITH JFK

Posted in FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, THE SATURDAY RANT, VULCA with tags , , , on 11/02/2012 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

This is a new thing in an old wrapper for me. I like to rant it’s the best way that I can express my opinions about a wide variety of things that the Living do that piss me off to no end. So, from now until I do something stupid enough to get fired from this lofty post, i will hold my fudge all week and spray it all out on these digital pages on Saturday mornings.

There’s quite a bit of tee-heeing on the Right in the past few days regarding a woman who came forward about an affiar she had with John Fitzgerald Kennedy when she worked as an intern in the White House in 1962. I watched Meredith Viera’s Rock Center interview with Mimi Alford with a bit of curiosity. Ms Alford is an elegant and well spoken woman and I personally believe that she is recalling her time spent with President Kennedy with clarity and accuracy. Like most young women who take up with a powerful man she described Kennedy in the same way many people here in Dis describe him. Charismatic. Handsome. Magnetic. I know the MP from the 54th arondissment of Dis very well and I sat down with him at the bar in Vulca last night.

I wasn’t looking for this story; Kennedy saw me coming out of the head and asked if I wanted to chat for a few minutes, “on the record.” I thought this was about some matter lof business before the Bax Demvolu Comnu, the lower house of parliament here in Hell but he said, “No, nothing that pedestrian, Fred.” We sat sat down at the west end of the bar which was always more quiet and relatively private and the female demon bartender started making JFK a bullshot. I asked for a Knob Creek on the rocks and she nodded. JFK was rubbing his hands as he tried to gather his words.

“Fred I know you saw the interview and I want to talk about that,” he said as his drink arrived and mine was being poured. There was some laughter from a couple that passed behind us as they went to their table. “You know that I loved women probably more than anyone who occupied the Oval Office. I remember the first time I saw Mimi,” he paused voice cracking, and then as he composed himself his eyes gave that flicker of light that betrayed a Soul in Hell recalling better days when alive, “I was enthralled. Lust, sure there was lust, she was fresh and young and impossibly beautiful, but there was something in her manner, do you, can you understand Fred that drew me to her in a way that goes far, far beyond simple lust my friend.”

“I don’t give a goddamn about terrestiral politics now, or legacies, all of that shit is for the birds, you know that?”

“I do Jack I know that for sure,” I replied taking a pull off the bourbon in my highball glass.

“If you want to write something about this I’m here to tell you that I loved that girl, I loved Mimi because she took all the weight of that cursed office from my shoulders even if just for a few minutes. The playful way she would call me Mister president even when I begged her to call be Jack, ahh, there was no currency in Hell or on Terra that could buy that sort of peace. So write this my boy. You write this for me. If the Right on Terra today think that I was less of a President because I loved, and made love to a beautiful woman outside my marriage that’s fine. But until they are in that crucible I think they should keep their focus on the problems that America has not what one man did and has no regret for generations down the road. I loved mimi Alford Fred. That’s what I wanted to tell ylou and that’s what I want every Soul in Hell to know.”

He finished his drink patted me on the back as he always does and strode off to join his table for dinner. I looked up at the coulmns of liquor bottles from more than 100 worlds and asked for another reminder of the good life on Terra. “Daxgedza! I shouted, “I’ll have a bullshot over at my table.”

Pax terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
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