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BREAKING NEWS: TORREY PINES HIGH SCHOOL IN SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA ON LOCKDOWN AFTER THREAT TO SCHOOL MADE ON YIKYAK

Posted in Uncategorized on 20/11/2014 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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San Diego PD is investigating an online threat to ‘shoot up” Torrey Pines High School this afternoon. parents are urged not to come to the school in response. Another threat of a similar nature was made in Pleasant Hill, Iowa,/a> recently at Southeast Polk High School and in that case two students have been suspended. Threats like this over the social media platform appear to be a trend. Classes were recently cancelled in Manhattan Beach, California for two days after threats on Yik Yak were made to Mira Costa High School and a girl is being questioned about those threats by law enforcement.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
47 Melnar 3 AS

THOUGH THIS BE MADNESS THERE BE METHOD IN IT

Posted in Uncategorized on 20/11/2014 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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Thanks both to Shakespeare and his character Polonius for helping me class up this post.

Breitbart News is in rictus this afternoon with the headline “Madness!” over Charlie Spierling’s article noting Ted Cruz quoting Cicero on the Senate floor this morning. Cruz begins, “When, President Obama, do you mean to cease abusing our patience? How long is that madness of yours still to mock us? When is there to be an end to that unbridled audacity of yours swaggering about as it does now?” Cruz isn’t a stupid man and he is likely very well read. Also, he knows that there is nowhere to go but deeper into the sewer of the fringe of the conservative American base if he has a prayer of furthering his political career.

But despite what Cruz intones as madness, I have to reiterate one thing. President Obama never has to make a case for the American people to vote for him again. This does not mean he has free reign to be reckless in his actions over the next two year; but he can make an impact positively on the people who live within America;s borders. That is exactly what I feel he is going to do tonight in his speech to the nation on immigration. At no time in American history has there been so great a need to give people who are willing to work in America in fear of deportation a lifeline to hope and a path to citizenship.

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In Hindsight

Senator Ted Cruz knows that politically he is in a box on immigration. I am sure he would love to endear millions of young Latinos to the GOP cause for decades to come by siding with a President that I am sure he knows is in the right on this issue. Cruz cannot and must not express his personal feelings on the issue because that would alienate his 30 million strong conservative base who is looking for the next great hope in the 2016 Presidential election to take on Hillary Rodham Clinton. So at the end of this day the real madness is the refusal of the Right to embrace the Latino voter, the undocumented worker and the spirit of inclusion that built America into the nation that it is.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
47 Melnar 3 AS

THE WEEKLY COCO AUSTIN BRAINS AND BEAUTY AWARD GOES TO: KERI RUSSELL

Posted in Uncategorized on 20/11/2014 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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[This weekly award issued on Thursday will replace Coco Austin Thursday, henceforth.--C.E. esq.]

The Boss is mainstreaming me again but at least this time his idea gives me a chance to stretch my research wings and watch some excellent movies and TV. This is a new thing the weekly Coco Austin Brains and Beauty Award and it allows my staff to vote for the person that best embodies what it means to be a Human Being. That said this week’s winner is:

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Keri Russell

She of The Americans and the most recent installment of the Planet of the Apes franchise [an amazing TV show if you haven't watched it, btw.--F.S.] fame has been in the acting business for quite a long time. Over the past several years while not making films and television Russell has designed aprons for charitable causes and the organization PKIDS which has a goal to stamp out pertussis.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
47 Melnar 3 AS

TO EXPLAIN AMERICA’S FUTURE IN TERMS THAT CONSERVATIVES CAN UNDERSTAND I WILL USE GUN AND WAR ANALOGIES

Posted in Uncategorized on 19/11/2014 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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Things looked so good for the GOP just two weeks ago. White guys were slapping each other on the back celebrating their midterm election victory and there seemed to be a revitalization, dare I say it, a rebirth of the GOP brand. They used a massive ground game to get people to come out and vote against a guy that wasn’t even running for office. And it worked! Reince Priebus must be feeling like a million bucks right now. Well, maybe not now after the announcement from the White House that President Obama, that guy who was the target of that massive GOP ground game, is going to grant amnesty to up to 5 million undocumented immigrants. This in gun terms for Progressive politics is like shooting fish in a barrel.

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Above you can see the reaction to what Progressives saw coming for a long time. The fear response of not being able to control American society to their own country music lovin’ NASCAR watchin’ buffet style religion worshippin’ do as I say not as I do culture wishes has sent a shockwave through conservative radio, TV and Internet today. I honestly can’t believe that the Right didn’t see this coming. They planned for it by trying to lock up as many black men for longer sentences for similar crimes in an effort to destroy the black family. They built their base out of those who took off their Klan robes and went to work for republicans after the debacle that was the Nixon Administration.

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Now comes the future coming harder than horny redhead fucking a wall mounted dildo. Sorry wrong analogy. Here comes the future pouring out of the barrel of a .50 cal headed right for the hearts minds and values of the dying conservative base. And there isn’t a thing they can do about it. There’s no Kevlar vest for what’s coming at you far Right. The only way you can save yourselves from this bullet is to embrace the center. Give up trying to use Christianity and Dominionism as bedrocks for your political campaigns. Learn to respect women, minorities and the LGBTQ community as equal citizens and you might have a chance to have a say at the table in 2030. If you don’t you’re toast. Conservatives will have to be happy living in the wealthiest country in the world.

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It’s more likely that when the demographic change that is to come as is pointed out in William H. Frey’s awesome new book “Diversity Explosion” some of their sons and daughters will take up arms against the federal government. The Oracle at Acheron sets the likelihood of this at 18% on the large scale [a major attack on a federal building in Washington DC or an armed militia occupying a federal building with more than 100 people killed and injured and the use of federal troops to end the insurrection] and 33% on smaller scales [terror bombings and shootings akin to Eric Rudolph and attacks on gays and lesbians and places they frequent] with both of these numbers being predictive all time highs.

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In Hindsight

If you don’t do anything else read Frey’s 10 maps post at politico in the link in the second graf. Work permits are likely the means by which the President will get 5 million people on a path to citizenship. I hope that the new America he sees coming is as prosperous and diverse as ever in American hisotry. I believe that will be better than bombing your way to a better economy. Enough drones Mr Obama, enough drones.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
46 Melnar 3 AS

CHELSEA HANDLER, FREE THE NIPPLE AND THE AMERICAN TALIBAN

Posted in Uncategorized on 18/11/2014 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

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Fred Schwartz said all that needed to be said about the fear that seems to grip American conservatives and one of the most curious facts about my nation of birth is just how prudish they are about female nudity in public space. Europe seems to have embraced the concept decades ago yet America ever in the hinterlands of personal freedom [they allow killing machines called guns to dangle phallically in holsters in many of the nation's grocery stores but a nipple will get you arrested] prefers to see its nudity online. As a matter of fact red states, those controlled by conservatives, consume the bulk of porn in the United States, led not surprisingly by Utah.

This brings me to Chelsea Handler one of my favorite comic personalities and a stunningly blunt woman. Handler has posted two Instagram pictures in protest that social media engine’s ban on female nudity. Her point was if a warmonger in the form of Vladimir Putin can parade around Instagram topless on a horse why can’t she?

She also responded to the Internet breaking Paper magazine butt shot of Kim Kardashian with her own posting at Instagram. This too was met with criticism from the Right and from Instagram though the photo is still there. Handler is a supporter of the organization “Free the Nipple” which strive to empower women by well freeing their nipples from centuries of oppression. At the end of the day it is a sexist policy that allows men to post to Instagram barechested and does not allow the same freedom for women. When exactly is this? Well on Instagram it appeared it was 1825 all over again.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
Editorial Page Editor
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
45 Melnar 3 AS

THE SUNDAY EVENING FUCKUP: CONSERVATIVE BLOGS DESPERATE TO FIND SOMETHING WRONG WITH OBAMA’S AG NOMINEE LORETTA LYNCH EITHER LIE TO CONFLATE HER WITH WHITEWATER OR THEY ARE TOO IGNORANT TO CHECK FACTS

Posted in Uncategorized on 09/11/2014 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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It took less than a week for the Rightwing blogosphere to get over the hangover resulting from their midterm election victory celebrations and go back to what they do best–failing. Now this isn’t the first time conservative bloggers have tried to make something bad or scandalous out of something being done by a Progressive. We can be sure as Hell won’t be the last.

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Media matters points out this “error” by no less than three writers; Warner Todd Huston, who for the record is a conservative hack, Joel Pollak who aspires to be a conservative hack and M. Catherine Evans at the American Thinker whose claim to fame at this point was doing the political equivalent of sticking a dildo to a wall and fucking the hell out of it in the hope that this action would result in Sarah Palin becoming the Queen of America.

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I’m often not taken seriously by conservative readers because of my level of snark and take no bullshit approach to my political and social beliefs. But I find it impossible to take seriously anyone who thinks Sarah Palin should be a seriously considered candidate for the office of President. This will allow Ms Evans to go back to what she does best; writing crap for the 40 or so million Americans who still believe that America is doomed because a black man is President. I’m given quite a bit of freedom to write what I wish here but if there’s one thing that has gotten drilled into my personally thick skull over the last 17 Terran standard years is that I have to check facts. My staff under penalty of severe torture know that they are not to come anywhere near my unless they have fully checked, double checked and triple checked any source material for an article that is to appear in the print of digital versions of this monolith to Progressive Journalism in Hell.

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In Hindsight

Less than a week after gaining control of the legislative branch of American government the Right has already exposed itself as unsatisfied by the self created orgasm of electoral victory in the House and the Senate. They want to full blown orgy feeling of having taken the White House back in 2016 but they realize that there’s an obstacle to that release and her name is Hillary Rodham Clinton. The mission to connect everything that Obama has done and will to the Hillary is in full effect and has begun with a journalistic pants shitting failure compounded with a lack of full retraction that Loretta Lynch the AG nominee had no part in Whitewater, the investigation or the representation of the Clintons.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
36 Melnar 3 AS

IF CONSERVATIVES WOULD SIMPLY STOP WORSHIPING REAGAN AND HEED THESE WORDS

Posted in Uncategorized on 01/11/2014 by sarahbloch

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Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
Amici Bax Demvolu Comnu
Politics & Culture Wars Managing Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
28 Melnar 3 AS

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