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WHY ARE RUSSIANS SO FASCINATED WITH SANDRA SUAREZ?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on 16/12/2014 by sarahbloch

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Over the past 12 or so hours our site has been swamped with readers from Russia, Uzbekistan and Lithuania all reading a post about Sandra Suarez a bipolar woman from Florida who vandalized a McDonald’s restaurant this past April wearing only a thong during a manic episode. I haven’t heard much about the case since she made bail and it is likely her condition spared her any jail time. So what gives Russians, why is this post so fascinating?

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F.,O,Q.H. [Jur.]
Amici Bax Demvolu Comnu
Politics & Culture Wars Managing Editor
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
71 Melnar 3 AS

BREAKING NEWS: MULTIPLE SHOOTINGS MONTGOMERY COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA; SHOOTER STILL AT LARGE

Posted in Uncategorized on 15/12/2014 by consigliereciucava

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UPDATE 13h40m HST/EST According to local law enforcement the gunman who has killed five people in three Montogomery County,PA townships has escaped from his position barricaded in a home in Souderton and remains at large.

A gunman has killed five people in the Montgomery County, PA towns of Lower Salford, Souderton and Pennsburg. Media outlets in Philadelphia are reporting the shooter is barricaded in a home in Souderton and is a male military veteran.

More to follow.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Ciu Cava daelth Nixhot, J.F., D.S.V.J
Consiglieri
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
70 Melnar 3 AS

DAWN PATROL: 63 MELNAR 3 AS

Posted in Uncategorized on 06/12/2014 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

diane_tomlinson_4The major headlines of Terra follow the dots . . .

 

 

 
US economy creates 321,000 jobs in November; unemployment rate remains 5.8%.

Rolling Stone retracts its University of Virginia rape story citing inconsistencies in the woman’s story and solely relying on the accuser’s side of the story.

Two killed by al Qaeda in Yemen included Luke Somers and American as a raid to rescue them by special forces failed.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
Editorial Page Editor
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
63 Melnar 3 AS

FIFTY YEAR OLD MALE SHOT DEAD IN AUSTIN TEXAS AFTER SHOOTING AT FEDERAL BUILDING, MEXICAN CONSULATE

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on 28/11/2014 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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CNN is reporting this morning that a 50 year old male suspect is dead in Austin, Texas after being confronted by law enforcement after shots were fired at the Mexican Consulate, the Federal Courthouse and an Austin Police Department building. The suspect was wearing a vest which was deemed suspicious after the discovery of what was thought to be an improvised explosive device in a vehicle near where he was killed by gunfire.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
55 Melnar 3 AS

CAROL COSTELLO TO DEBRA FEYERICK, “HOW COME EVERY MAN YOU INTERVIEW SEEMS LIKE HE’S IN HELL?”

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on 28/11/2014 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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As you know I’m a big fan of CNN’s Carol Costello. On one of my feeds here in the Research Centre she just asked Black Friday reporter Debra Feyerick the question above. The answer? Because they’re out in the Black Friday madness instead of at home eating mega turkey sandwiches and watching sports. That’s why.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
55 Melnar 3 AS

A WELL DESERVED BREAK FROM POLITICS, RACE AND ALL THE OTHER POLARIZING CRAP

Posted in Uncategorized on 27/11/2014 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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No Marauders v Fryers this year because there’s plenty enough of that schadenfreude crap to go around being fire hosed at your eyes all over the Internet. Today is simply going to be a day of relaxation for me and research for personal projects. Unless there is a major breaking news story somewhere on Terra, and by that I mean at a level where it stops the presses for an announcement of an alien arrival over Washington, D.C., we’re going to take the day off; starting now.

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In Hindsight

Happy Thanksgiving. Well be back around noon or so tomorrow.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
54 Melnar 3 AS

THANKSGIVING CELEBRATED ACROSS AMERICA

Posted in Uncategorized on 27/11/2014 by Majordomo Pain

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Happy Thanksgiving.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Journ.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
54 Melnar 3 AS

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