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KELLY CLARKSON’S POLITICAL WHORING GIVES ME A NEW FOUND RESPECT FOR LINDSAY LOHAN

Posted in 2012 US ELECTION, AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, KELLY CLARKSON, RON PAUL, TEA PARTY, VALERI DUBOV'S OPINIONS, WHITE PRIVILEGE with tags , on 31/12/2011 by valeridubov

Dahlings, I am attending an old world New Year’s party tonight at Vulca where Andy Warhol will be among the glitterati. If I get the chance I’ll whisper in his ear, “When you meant fifteen minutes of fame did you have certain faux music stars in mind?” By this question I am inferring Kelly Clarkson a singer created wholly out of the plastic and other synthetic materials of a reality show. With her fictional popularity waning, Clarkson has made a political endorsement of GOP candidate Ron Paul. For Clarkson who had a myriad of mostly white rural fans as her base this is the safest choice.

Kelly Clarkson’s music isn’t the stuff of the Baby Boomers, dahlings, it has been transformed from pop to rock to country, aimed at the bored, chunky girls who live in “America’s Heartland.” Clarkson has not had a number 1 single since 2009 and her last three releases have failed to sell 1 million copies in the US. So as a young white country singer she supports the man who is the antithesis of the older conservative establishment Ron Paul. While this might alienate some of her middle aged white female fans it surely endears her to those who want to smoke pot, meth or whatever they choose to get them through the day to day ennui of living so far from the urban hearts of America. Of course Clarkson need not worry about black fans who see Ron Paul as a bigot because of that whole newsletter kerfuffle for there may be fewer black Kelly Clarkson fans than black members of the GOP.

Lindsay Lohan for all her faults has always been about Lindsay Lohan. Ms Clarkson despite her talent is trying to do exactly what Warhol warned us was soul decaying. Kelly Clarkson is desperate to extend her 15 minutes of fame to half an hour and the stress is causing her brand and her Soul to rot because.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil and Happy New Year!

Valeri Dubov, D.S.V.A., O.Q.H [Fashion Design]
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SARAH PALIN THE GROUSE THAT BORED

Posted in 2012 US ELECTION, EVENING EDITION, FEARSPEAK, GOP MELTDOWN, PRESIDENT OBAMA, RACE AND POLITICS IN AMERICA, SARAH PALIN, THE MEDITATORS, WHITE PRIVILEGE with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on 24/12/2011 by Majordomo Pain

Desperation can drive people to do many terrible things. In this case Sarah Palin a failed politician who has taken her personal atteactiveness and white skin to become the Kim Kardashian of the right wing in America has decided that the White House Holiday greeting card is not “faith, freedom and family” enough for her.

We, Ourselves of the Collective have long been done with Ms Plain and the narrowminded personages that still wish she would “run Sarah run!” But as this article from Christopher Knight at the LA Times so eloquently points out this is nothing more than a “dog whistle” for the last desperate Palin supporters. All We can say is that there is a fervent hope here in Hell that she has saved some of the millions she has earned not running for President for in a year she will be a mere footnote in politics.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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