WHY IS JOHN KASICH SMILING?

Posted in 2016 ELECTIONS on 23/11/2016 by Robin Naismith Green

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The title is a tease isn’t it?

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I have to admit two things. One I hate politics and two it would take a miracle to keep Donald Trump from becoming the 45th President of the United States. A miracle yes, but it isn’t impossible. No Hillary Clinton is done but the Electoral College does not meet until 19 December 2016 in the fifty state capitals to cast their votes for President and Vice President. If one or many change their votes they would called “faithless electors.” In US history there have been 157 of these so called faithless electors. Were enough Democrats and Republicans to come together and forced the vote to the House where each state would have one vote.

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Here’s a scenario. Fifty GOP electors, which would be a record, shift their votes from Trump to John Kasich, say. Let’s say they are joined by an equal number of Clinton electors. Now that would trigger a vote in the House and the GOP controlled House would have the tool it needs to make John Kasich, a wise choice, the 45th President of the United States.

So now you can watch and wait to see if that man has an even bigger reason to smile.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Robin Naismith Green, D.S.V.J., O.G.H. [Journ.]
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BREAKING NEWS: CORY BOOKER ELECTED 46TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

Posted in 2020 US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION on 23/11/2016 by Majordomo Pain

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From Pressju Hellac 4 November 2020:

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American voters turning out in record numbers have turned their back on the administration of President Donald J Trump who has survived an unprecedented two Impeachment trials in his nearly four years in office. Cory Booker and his Vice Presidential running mate Amy Klobuchar received 80,449,219 votes at last count winning 534 electoral votes losing currently only the state of Idaho by 955 votes. President Trump and Vice President Mike Pence tallied 49,111,935 votes in the election one of the lowest totals by an incumbent in the modern era. The results being analyzed by pundits in the terrestrial media pointed to stagnant economic growth and the culmination of the term Trump fatigue that was coined by former Washington Post journalist Carl Bernstein for the largest electoral victory since the election of Ronald Reagan in 1984.

First Impeached in February 2018 in the House by a vote of 302-133 for three counts of abuse of power Trump survived and remained president with a 61-39 vote in the Senate. In November 2019 Trump was again Impeached 326-109 in the House on one count of abuse of power surrounding a conflict of interest involving monies received from a clean coal lobbyist and yet again survived the Senate vote 66-34. The Recession of late 2018 through summer 2019 coupled with scandals involving alt-right groups connected to Trump staffers in the White House proved too much for the larger than life candidate to overcome.

In his concession speech at Trump Tower in New York City a clearly haggard President Trump thanked his supporters for their loyalty and wished President Elect Booker good luck.

End transmission . . .

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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AN EPISTLE TO WHITE RURAL AMERICAN VOTERS WHO MIGHT THINK THEY WERE DUPED BY DONALD TRUMP

Posted in 2016 ELECTIONS, DUPED TRUMP VOTERS, HOT MESS, IMPEACHMENT, IN HINDSIGHT, POLITICS, PRESIDENT OBAMA, PRESIDENT TRUMP on 23/11/2016 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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Greetings rural white American Trump voters who thought they would wake up this morning to news that materials were being rushed to the southern border to build the wall!

You’ve gotten what you wanted; finally your guy the one who resonated with your anger at the social and demographic change still ongoing in America has given you a colossal victory. Fear of the Liberals coming to take your guns, your Bibles and your unearned right to be treated better than everyone else based solely on the color of your skin have all been swept away like a sand castle in a rising tide. But it isn’t all unicorns and rainbows, well bad analogy. Let me try that again. It isn’t all chewing tobacco and shotgun shells this morning is it? There’s a nagging little sound in the periphery of your hearing and a faint yet deep ache starting in the middle of your chests. Even the least intelligent human beings get this when they are starting to feel that their perceived reality isn’t actually real.

Donald Trump is the President-elect not a magician. If you really believed that this man would build a wall on the border with Mexico, deport all undocumented aliens in the United States and cease to allow Muslims to enter the United States well then you have been duped. And it’s not just on issues that were impossible like those; there will be many more disappointments and missteps in the coming weeks prior to the inauguration. There are many questions that need to be answered about the Trump Foundation, about how his daughter Ivanka can run his organization and yet have a place at the transition table and how the man will handle adversity and negative commentary prior to becoming President.

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In Hindsight
To you, white slightly less angry white voter, you still can console yourself over Thanksgiving dinner surrounded proudly by your spouses, in laws and meth addict adult kids and their children in your double wide trailer that you helped to hold back the rampaging tornado of Liberalism in the USA for four years. That won’t be indigestion that you feel as you crack your fifth Pabst Blue Ribbon while watching football tomorrow. That ache in your chest is the knowledge that I am here with my colleagues watching every step that Donald Trump takes during his time in the White House. And this I can promise you; if you think conservatives angered about having a Progressive man of color in the White House fought dirty with lies and half truths about Barack Obama wait until I start in on Donald Trump with actual facts and his own words.

Pax Terra!

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FROM THE DESK OF THE EDITOR IN CHIEF: COMFORT FOR AMERICAN PROGRESSIVES IN THEIR TIME OF NEED

Posted in Uncategorized on 22/11/2016 by Cavalor Epthith, Esquire, D.S.V.J

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I am watching Carol Costello this morning and already Trump will have disappointed the less learned members of his political base. The Trump White House will not investigate Hillary Clinton. Curious. Whilst millions of Americans are still despondent about the election outcome I remain buoyed by the result. By Independence Day 2017, those most vehement in support of Donald Trump will have their own doubts that the man for which they voted cannot do the things he promised. There will be no wall on the southern border. There will be no mass deportation of Muslims. There will be no criminal trial of Hillary Rodham Clinton.

To my Progressive friends on Terra, wipe your eyes so that you may clearly read my words. This not the end it is a new beginning. A Clinton presidency, mired in its first two years by congressional stonewalling and threats of Impeachment, would have been a disaster and likely would have plunged the United States into violence. If you will you should see the Trump victory as a relief valve for the irrational fears and pent up anger of the tens of millions of white Americans who voted for him. As several of my reporters have written today now Trump has to govern. Many of them hold high confidence that the man can do the job well. While I hope this is the case for America’s sake, I must give my opinion clearly here. This new administration will be a disaster of biblical proportions and by New Year’s Day 2020 there will not be a single Soul to be found in rural America who will admit to voting for Trump.

By that date the Fifth Estate will be under constant criticism for having focused too much on Trump’s failings. I will take no joy in this disaster, however, but it will give Americans of all stripes an opportunity to expose and silence the alt-right over the next four years. That will be my mandate here at The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork; to keep Donald Trump’s actions in laser focus for good or ill. If the man does well we will report it. If he missteps we will hold him and those who voted for him to task. This is the definition of being a journalist. Our work to hold up a mirror to President elect Trump and those who support him begins today. Take heart American Progressives, meter your responses and do not goo too deep into the gutter of this matter for it may not be Our time now but in four years we will be celebrating. On my honor this I promise you.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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ESCAPING THE DARKNESS

Posted in ALT-RIGHT, PRESIDENT TRUMP, STEVE BANNON on 22/11/2016 by sarahbloch

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When I got up on the morning of the US presidential election I was miserable. When I met around 1900 on election night I was not laughing and smiling like the majority of my colleagues who felt an unnatural certainty that Hillary Clinton would be elected the 45th President of the United States in a landslide. By midnight the conference room in the Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork was empty save for Pain and I. Fred Schwartz had gone home to Valeri and Terri. Diane Valencen had gone home to Victoria and when she left she, like I, had tears in her eyes. The only way to describe how I felt as the northern Midwest turned its back on Hillary Clinton and gave an electoral victory to Donald J Trump was being raped while a tsunami 100 miles high was sweeping in to the coastline to destroy everything I’d ever loved.

This was the depth of my misery then but now in reflection I see the positives in the election result. So for the last two weeks while kids walked out of classrooms and protesters took to the streets in America I walked the streets of Dis talking to those whose First Lives have ended to get their reactions. I huddled with learned colleagues and scholars to assess what Trump can and cannot do. After this fortnight I have come to one conclusion and I will steal a catch phrase from Fred Schwartz, “The kids are alright.”

I have escaped the darkness of disappointment because the man that white angry voters wanted to “Make America Great Again” have gotten their wish. I have always been warned, both on Terra and here in Hell to be careful what you wish for, you just may get it. Just yesterday I took the taxibox to Hades to have lunch with HL Mencken at our favorite place Quijox’s Deli. Over the best Reuben sandwich in the afterlife Mencken and I talked about not how miserable we were but how important it was for Donald Trump to do a good job. For the American economy to improve and grow over the next four years was far more important than what political party was in power we both agreed. Bellies full and over a pair of really good beers we discussed the potential damage this election could do to the democracy that is the United States. Mencken felt it was the greatest gift potentially that the Democratic Party could ever get. I on the other hand was more conciliatory saying that if America prospered and by that I mean all of America prospered it would be worth it to enable the 65 million or so white bigots in America. At this Mencken laugh relating to me that I may have low balled that number but he got my point.

There will be many alt-right pundits on the terrestrial Internet that will be happy at knowing that I shed three days of tears following an election upon which I was unable to impart any action. I would urge caution in the coming years as their orgasmic glee turns to the fatigue that comes with having to defend their man’s actions. I did say earlier this terrestrial year that this was Trump’s election to lose. Now I have to say that it is just a matter of time as my tears have turned to a sly smile until Trump has to be the chief executive. Hillary Clinton will no longer be in jeopardy of being Impeached. All the arrogant, angry, stupid people who think like many Obama supporters in 2008 that their poverty, ignorance and hate will be rewarded materially will soon enough realize the limit of that executive office. While they may not have gone to the National Policy Institute your average white male supporter of Trump shared the beliefs of this organization. One would be a fool to think that Donald Trump is a white nationalist but his core base are white nationalist. The dog whistles of bigotry during the campaign will now have to go quiet if the man expects to be at best a small curious footnote in history or at worst the man who finally irrevocably destroys America along racial, gender and religious lines. Having Steve Bannon in the Presidential inner circle is not a good sign, but it is early days yet and now that I am smiling and can eat and am getting regular sleep I am back at my post and ready to hold President Trump to only one promise in paraphrase that he keep America great for all Americans.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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DAWN PATROL; 89 3 LEVIATHAN 3 AS

Posted in DAWN PATROL on 22/11/2016 by Majordomo Pain

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The main news of Terra follows the ellipses . . .

President Elect Trump cancels meeting with New York Times reporters; New York Times says they did not know meeting was cancelled until early morning tweets from the President-elect.

Man who murdered San Antonio police officer is in custody. Otis Tyrone McKane was arrested yesterday afternoon and will be charged with the capital murder of Detective Benjamin Marconi.

The Atlantic is reporting that Alt-Right members gave the Nazi salute at a conference of the National Policy Institute this past Saturday in Washington D.C. Richard Spencer, pariased President elect Trump which triggered Nazi style salutes from members of the audience. Spencer is quoted to have said in his speech, “America was until this past generation a white country designed for ourselves and our posterity. It is our creation, it is our inheritance, and it belongs to us.”

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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WHY TRUMP WILL BE A GREAT PRESIDENT AND WHY HE COULD BE A ONE TERM PRESIDENT

Posted in PRESIDENT TRUMP on 22/11/2016 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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There were literally billions of Souls in Dis who were stunned to disbelief at the outcome of the election two weeks ago in the United States of America; I was not one of these stunned people. Donald J Trump won the election energizing the base loyal to him to vote and convincing enough moderates, in the right states, to vote against Hillary Clinton. Make no mistake, however, this potential political step backward in the United States was a result of the fear and anger among white male American voters who viewed a Hillary Clinton presidency as a third term for Barack Obama. All of that being said, now the conservatives, the alt-right and establishment members of the GOP, a party that should have died in a Clinton landslide, have two of the three branches of the American government in their grasp as well as having the keys to the Supreme Court where likely there will be three appointments in Trump’s first term.

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump works the crowd at the conclusion of his second campaign visit to Georgia at the Macon Centreplex Coliseum while a member of the crowd holds up the former flag of the state on Monday, Nov. 30, 2015, in Macon, Ga.  (Curtis Compton/Atlanta Journal-Constitution via AP)

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump works the crowd at the conclusion of his second campaign visit to Georgia at the Macon Centreplex Coliseum while a member of the crowd holds up the former flag of the state on Monday, Nov. 30, 2015, in Macon, Ga. (Curtis Compton/Atlanta Journal-Constitution via AP)

This may come as a shock to many of my readers but I think Donald Trump will be a controversial President, but at the end of his run as the chief executive I believe he will disappoint many members of the Alt-Right who voted heavily for him by being a centrist. The only way Trump can mend fences within his own party is to find a way to govern for all the American people. Sure this morning conservatives who felt that their 2nd amendment rights may have been in jeopardy staring down the barrel of a Hillary Clinton presidency are breathing easier. The smart kids on the Right are not as comfortable as Trump’s base this morning, because as Obama was an unknown quantity to the nation eight years ago Trump is an unknown quantity, literally a black swan in the great scheme of things, to the bulk of the GOP. But that’s politics isn’t it?

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In Hindsight

Four years from now the ego and swagger that Trump has always had will still be there because this job above all others he’s ever had is important to him. His brand must not suffer because he was a bad president. Sarah Bloch will give her take on what Trump will or will not do later in the day but for now my opinion is the Donald Trump through the sheer power of his ego will not be a disaster of a president but he will make enough errors of judgement over the next four years to be a one term president. I will go out on a limb and say that he will be challenged by at least three GOP candidates in 2020 and he will be the first president in ages to lose the nomination in the primaries. This will be more due to his inability to build a bridge to the establishment of his own party than anything that a devastated Democratic Party could do. And here’s something to keep in mind. Bernie Sanders would have beaten Donald Trump. Joe Biden would have beaten Donald Trump. Were he able to run for a third term all of our resources here and on Terra says that Barack Obama would have beaten Trump. But here we are on the cusp of a Trump presidency and the Right of all stripes have to do something positive for America as they see it nearly without Democratic opposition. This must be terrifying because now both the Confederate flag flying truck driver in the South and the New York hedge fund manager in the North have taken ownership of the success or failure of America as a going concern. Good luck.

Pax Terra!

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