THEY EXPLAIN IT ALL: GREENACRES, FLORIDA MAYOR SAM FERRERI

Posted in THEY EXPLAIN IT ALL on 28/06/2015 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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Four people were found dead, two women a child of undisclosed age and a man police believe to be the shooter, in Greenacres, Florida yesterday evening. Greenacres’ 14 term mayor Sam Ferreri had this to say about the rise in crime in his city of just under 38,000, “I can remember years when we didn’t see any murders. When I grew up and you had a dispute with someone, you’d get in a fist fight. Now you get a gun.”

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
55 Hov’ish 3 AS

THE FOG OF JOURNALISM: WALMART FIGHT IN BEECH GROVE, INDIANA; ASHLEY MILLER BRADENTON, FLORIDA

Posted in CRAZY FLORIDA, CRAZY INDIANA, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, THE FOG OF JOURNALISM, WALMART on 28/06/2015 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

I have finally stopped laughing and in a few brief minutes you will know why. Not so long ago a woman in Maricopa County, Arizona, Sarah Dae Walker, was setup and charged with attempting to have sex with a dog. We here at the Dis brimstone Daily Pitchfork defended this woman against the witch hunt being carried out by Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

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Today in one of my stories that were buried by bigger news is the case of Ashley Miller of Bradenton, Florida, who law enforcement states was the person of interest in a case of transmission of material harmful to a minor. In the course of the investigation Miller’s cell phone was confiscated and examined. On that cell phone were pictures of her having her vagina [ more likely her labia and clitoris?- G.R.M.] being licked by her female pit bull 2face. Miller freely admitted to the fact that the pictures were of her and the dog. The police report from Bradenton, Florida makes note of more than 60 encounters between Ashley Miller and 2face over the past nine years she has owned the dog. Miller was released on $1000 bond.

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In the hamlet of Beech Grove, Indiana [Indiana, again?-D.V.] a fight broke out between Rebecca Mills and Amber Stephenson over some racial epithets and threats against a WalMart employee made by Mills. Of course, Mills had called the employee a nigger and said she would whip the female employee’s ass. Stephenson attempting to be a good citizen stepped in to defend the employee and the scuffle ensue. Stephenson’s son was also enlisted in the fight against Mills and it was that action, the endangerment of a child, for which Stephenson finds herself in trouble. Now Beech grove is the antithesis of the “inner city” that so many conservative bloggers write about daily. “Beech Grove is not Chicago,” I am sure they would shout. But Beech Grove with 91.5% of the population white has had more than 800, that’s right 800 incidents at this one Walmart this year and it’s not even July yet. Dennis Buckley the mayor of Beech Grove has gone so far as to call the Walmart, “a public nuisance.”

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
55 Hov’ish 3 AS

THE FOG OF JOURNALISM: BRISTOL PALIN PREGNANT PART DEUX!

Posted in BRISTOL PALIN, SARAH PALIN, THE FOG OF JOURNALISM, THE MEDITATORS on 27/06/2015 by Majordomo Pain

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We, Ourselves, of The Collective, as a public service, or in this case a pubic service, will bring you the stories that were buried because of the major news events of the week. Likely had the major stories not taken place this story would have sucked the oxygen out of the 24 hour news cycle for at least two Terran standard days. Let Us begin:

Bristol Palin, the daughter of conservative media whore former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin is once again pregnant outside of the family values of her family. Miss Palin, who has never been married but whose parents have raised their children that sex before marriage is un-Christian, not to mention embarrassing politically, has as Maarit Outi Pekkonen of the HBC program Overdark put it so eloquently, “has fucked and caught for the second time.”

We, Ourselves, do take to task all three Progressive bloggers that have referred to Bristol Palin as a slut or a whore. This is the sort of shaming that leads to Republicans being elected governor in blue states. This shit needs to stop and stop now. A slut, a whore, no, a paid hypocrite, maybe.

That is the story for the most part; Bristol Palin likes to fuck and does not care to use birth control because, well she likes the feel of a condomless penis inside her and taking those birth control pills are so against her mother’s religious beliefs. No word on who the father is though there are a myriad of reasons for this. The family may not want anyone to know who the father is because that might be more embarrassing, or simply Bristol may have many partners and not know who the father is which is also embarrassing to the Palin Profit Machine. Either way, The Collective does not care. We, Ourselves, just want Bristol Palin to be happy and if getting pregnant makes her happy we hope she has 20 kids.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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A WINNING STREAK DOES NOT MEAN THE RIGHT IS DEAD

Posted in 2016 ELECTIONS, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CULTURE WARS, GOP AS A MINORITY PARTY, POLITICS, SARAH BLOCH OPINIONS on 27/06/2015 by sarahbloch

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I haven’t seen American Progressives this happy since election night 2012. The midterm election of 2014 were a disaster for the Progressive cause but we all knew that it was yet another one of those moments of light and beauty for the Right that they would soon snuff out themselves. The reaction to the shooting of nine black parishoners in Charleston, South Carolina was so fast and so powerful that the Right, in the modern digital age, had only moments to try to distance itself from the tragedy despite being loosely connected.

Just a few moments ago, Lucy Pawle reporting for CNN said the ISIS flag was seen spotted during a Gay Pride parade in London. This will surely be fodder for the Right in America even though this wasn’t a sanction flag nor did the event take place in America. [It was also a practical joke on ISIS and the MSM fomented by some of our own activists in the UK! Look closely at the flag people. It is a shame that a journalist more interested in the scoop was not clear-minded enough to get the joke.–Pain] This is just a weak handhold for the Right to grasp as Progressives move forward. The game has changed in just five short years. Who would have thought the 5-4 SCOTUS decision that came down yesterday could have taken place, ever, had you asked an American ten years ago?

There is an election, I’ve heard about in 2016 that might be the last straw for the GOP as it exists today. Millions of conservatives, both social and fiscal, are utterly disillusioned with the GOP in 2015. The bottom line is they are tired of losing and the field of candidates on the Right is so lacking in the character they crave and insist are the values of the majority of Americans they would likely prefer to vote for a third party candidate who speaks their language–and means it.

Were I the head of the GOP I would be pushing for Scott Walker, who is likely the only GOP candidate that could beat either Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders. Walker might be the person, the only one I might add, that could pull the GOP back from the brink of self destruction undoing all the ground it has gained in state legislatures and governor’s mansions since 2000. Walker would have to work across the aisle and enlist the aid of some Progressives in Congress to bring about a new age in American politics. Doing so will surely alienate him to conservatives who want the whole burrito or nothing, making him a one term President.

In that four years of a Walker Administration America could for one last time see what the GOP would do if it had bot the White House and Congress for at least two years. The problem for the GOP is that those in the center are too few and those who vote in primaries are too homogeneous and too old. By 2025 when it is very likely Hillary Clinton will be leaving office after her second term the 59 to 84 year olds who are the GOP base will be 69 to 94 year olds and their numbers will have decreased by 17% through dying out. What does that mean for Progressives? It means we have to stay on message. We have to engage youth and have a clear understanding of what they want from government and what they will give to the nation. I have said many times that a girl who was 12 years old on the day that Barack Obama was elected President will be 20 on the day she votes for Hillary Clinton and will be 28 on the day Clinton leaves office after her second term. Progressives have the ability to speak to that girl and have been doing so since 2008. Progressives want her to have a graduate degree and be pursuing a fulfilling career by 2025; Conservatives only want her to be pregnant with her second child, living in a house with her husband and attending church regularly by that date.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
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54 Hov’ish 3 AS

THE SATURDAY RANT: JAMES IAN TYSON AND BRITTANY ANN NEWSOME ARE HEROES

Posted in 2016 ELECTIONS, CONFEDERATE FLAG MUST GO, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, FREEDOM, THE SATURDAY RANT on 27/06/2015 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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Two people scaled the flag pole in the shadow of the South Carolina State Capitol and removed a symbol of false superiority, hatred, murder, rape and inhumanity yesterday. Those two people have been identified as Brittany Ann Newsome and James Ian Tyson. To me these Human Beings are heroes.

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Newsome was heard shouting as she was arrested, “You come against me in the name of hatred, repression, and violence. I come against you in the name of God. This flag comes down today.” I don’t have anything worthy to add to that most positive of sentiments.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
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54 Hov’ish 3 AS

THE SATURDAY AFTERNOON POST: A LOOK BACK AT AN HISTORICAL MONTH IN AMERICA

Posted in CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE COWARDICE, CONSERVATIVE DESPERATION, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HATRED OF BLACKS, CONSERVATIVE HEADS EXPLODING, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, CONSERVATIVE RESISTANCE TO FACT CHECKING, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVES ARE OLD AND DYING AND SCARED, DIANE VALENCEN OPINIONS, OBAMACARE, POLITICS, RACE AND POLITICS IN AMERICA, SAME SEX MARRIAGE, THE CULTURE WARS, THE SATURDAY RANT, THINGS THAT MAKE CONSERVATIVES ANGRY, WE SEE YOU with tags , , , , on 27/06/2015 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

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As I sit here in my home relaxing after a very nice brunch with Veronica, I can’t help but think about history. Not just any history but the history of my former nation the United States of America and how it has been intertwined with the history of this newspaper. In just sixty-one days The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork will celebrate its tenth anniversary as a progressive and hard hitting news blog. Our very first story in late August 2005 was about the devastation of Hurricane Katrina in Louisiana and Cavalor Epthith [q c p n!] made it clear after the first week that this blog was a work in progress and that our mission was not to change the minds of people but to “simply make them think.”

Well, people are thinking, some of them hopefully many of the more than a million that have read these pages, are. Cavalor after the first year said he was willing to keep the digital version of the paper alive for five Terran years and in that last few months before the fifth anniversary he would review our efforts and decide if it should continue for another five years. After the election of President Barack Obama and all the reporting the staff had done on the failure of the Iraq War there was a feeling of certainty that the plug would not be pulled.

On 29 August 2010 Cavalor said, “We simply cannot stop now just when things are getting interesting.” Oh, how much more interesting things have gotten since that day. This month has seen tragedy in Charleston, South Carolina as nine black Christians were murdered by a white supremacist terrorist and triumph as the United States’ Supreme Court upheld Obamacare and decided that same sex couples have marriage rights in all fifty states of the Union. Despite conservative warnings that the nation would tear itself apart if either of these decisions came to pass it is business as usual from Washington to Los Angeles on this fine morning.

So as is in my nature I’ve taken my victory lap over these two decisions, said a quiet prayer to the Fates on behalf of the grieving families of the victims in Charleston and gone back to the work that I am tasked to do here– looking for threads in the reports of news from all over Terra. There is still much work to do and Cavalor knows this best of all. Just yesterday he brought the staff in for a meeting about what we will be doing here digitally for the 2016 election. “So we’re not shutting up shop in late August?” I asked smiling. “Not a chance,” he said, “things are just getting interesting.”

More impressions from the staff on five more years of The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork follow over the rest of your week end.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
Editorial Page Editor
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
54 Hov’ish 3 AS

SOMEONE ASKED ME HOW I FELT AFTER TWO DAYS OF HISTORIC SUPREME COURT RULINGS IN THE UNITED STATES

Posted in AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE ACT, CONSERVATIVE HEADS EXPLODING, EQUALITY, FREEDOM, JUSTICE, LGBTQ RIGHTS, LIBERTY, PROGRESSIVES ON THE MARCH, SAME SEX MARRIAGE, SCOTUS on 26/06/2015 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

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This short video is the only way I can describe my happiness!

http://flashservice.xvideos.com/embedframe/10989484

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
Editorial Page Editor
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
53 Hov’ish 3 AS

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