ROWAN COUNTY KENTUCKY CLERK KIM DAVIS SHOULD NOT BE FIRED BECAUSE SHE WAS A WHORING SLUT BEFORE SHE FOUND RELIGION SHE SHOULD BE FIRED BECAUSE SHE IS WHAT THE FAR RIGHT HATES THE MOST SOMEONE WHO IS TAKING PUBLIC FUNDS TO DO NO WORK

Posted in COUNTER-THEOCRACY, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, IN HINDSIGHT, LGBTQ RIGHTS, MARRIAGE EQUALITY, PROGRESSIVES ON THE MARCH, RELIGIOUS BIGOTRY, UPPER MIDDLE CLASS WHITE TRASH on 03/09/2015 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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Sure, I was ready this morning to write about what a hypocrite on marriage Kim Davis is considering she’s been married four times had twins out of wedlock and divorced three times. Her life from 1984 until her bolt from the blue conversion four years ago is no caricature of conservative religious people in America it is the reality. But when you come right down to it I could not possibly care less about who Kim Davis fucked while she was married or how many times she went to a clerk to file for divorce. [I am struggling with the fact that if their had been a really fundamentalist clerk at the time she was pregnant out of wedlock and trying to file her final papers what a shitstorm that would have been in 1994.–F.S.]

Kim Davis is paid $80,000 a year to be Rowan County clerk. She is being paid to not do her job currently in a place where the median household income is $33,081. Davis as an individual makes more than twice the household income of this rural, poor county. She is living a lifestyle far above the people who come to her office on a daily basis. Conservatives have whined for decades about welfare and how much money can be saved by cutting off single mothers and minorities who need a safety net.

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In Hindsight
Well here’s your chance conservatives to cut off the money spigot to a religion crazed bigot. Just taking the gap between the household income figure for Rowan County, $46,919, and dividing that by 12, $3,909.92 would provide food stamps [at Kentucky’s rate of 127.33 per person per month.-F.S.] for 30 people. Not three people or even fifteen people but 30! For all these years conservatives have foamed at the mouth about taxpayer money being wasted. Here you go right wingers this is your chance to show America and the world that your fiscal issues are more important than your social issues. The Supreme Court has ruled and legally no matter what your religion [if a Muslim clerk in a urban center was making the same refusal I would have written a basically similar article but I doubt if a Muslim female clerk would have anything like Kim Davis’ marriage and divorce record.–F.S.] marriage licenses must be issued to same sex couples seeking to marry. Kim Davis needs to get off the Rowan County dole and see how well her retrograde religious bigotry will play out in the private sector. Rowan County must fire Kim Davis; she can keep her religion but not the people’s money.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
121 Hov’ish 3 AS

THE DAWN PATROL; THE REFUGEE CRISIS IN EASTERN EUROPE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS STORY OF THE YEAR

Posted in KELETI STATION with tags on 03/09/2015 by Majordomo Pain

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“It is the moral responsibility of Western European nations, the United Kingdom and the United States of America to aid the millions displaced from Libya, Sudan and Syria because of wars being waged in the name of theocracy. The crisis currently playing out in Hungary, France and Serbia reflect the importance of the struggle against the fascist rule of those who wield religious power with no moral center. The Hungarian government is wrong. This is not simply a German problem it is a Human problem, a global problem and it is clear that the ruling class in Hungary have loss their compassionate connection to the ability to be Human Beings.“–MP Adam Clayton Powell on the hex in Bax Demvolu Comnu 111 Hov’ish 3 AS.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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121 Hov’ish 3 AS

PROOF THAT BREITBART NEWS IS A DIGITAL BIGOTRY FACTORY: LANA SHADWICK IS EITHER A LIAR OF SIMPLY FUCKING TOO STUPID TO HAVE A COLUMN

Posted in BREITBART, BREITBART IS STILL DEAD, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HATRED OF BLACKS, CONSERVATIVE HEADS EXPLODING, CONSERVATIVE IDIOT OF THE DAY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, LANA SHADWICK on 27/08/2015 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

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Okay kids, let’s find out which it is today. Is Breitbart columnist Lana Shadwick who is a former judge [let that one sink in for a minute] simply fucking too stupid to write a column and ignorant of how these complicated Internets work; or is she a bigoted liar who will do anything to spin President Barack Hussein Obama into an anti-white, anti-Christian anti-American destroyer of a nation of 320 plus million people and a 16 trillion dollar economy. This should be fun! Strap in everyone this is going to get a little bumpy in spots.

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You likely have never heard of the FukYoFlag9/11 movement. Until this afternoon I hadn’t either. It is a black nationalist movement dedicated, it appears, to destroying and defiling the American flag in interesting ways [which is their 1st amendment right] and having shouting matches with anyone white and conservative. There was a phone conference for the groups members and the call in number was apparently made public and a few of those white conservatives decided to disrupt this little meeting. So we’ve got both sides of the lunatic fringe in a shouting swearing threatening match over a conference call line.

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Enter Breitbart “columnist” Lana Shadwick, who details the events, as she sees them, under at title that makes this “radical black group” seem like fetus ripping vampires. Sure they wipe their asses with American flags but the last time I checked that is not a crime any more than an American citizen wiping their ass with an ISIS flag. After telling the reader how anti-American [read anti-conservative values about pieces of cloth] these people are she notes, and I quote, “As you can see from the Tweet, President Barack Obama follows Palmetto Star on Twitter.”

Well, no. Lana Shadwick was so a victim of having the blood rush from her head to her dark little conservative gall bladder that she did what so many conservatives do in similar situations; she failed to check her facts. Even when it’s right in front of you girl you still have to verify any assumption. Shadwick didn’t and now I get to show you what and ass she is. The President of the United States has a Twitter account and it is @POTUS. As of the writing of this 44 has 68 people and organizations he follows. None of them are @Palmetto_Star. Now it is true that Barack Obama followed @Palmetto_Star but Barack Obama is an organization called Organizing for Action This group is an advocacy organization by their own words seeking to implement the agenda of President Obama. Groups like this often get the messenger wrong in these cases but I’ll take the hit of an organization following a member of FUKYOFLAG in this case because that organization no matter how much the stupid bitch at Breitbart Lana Shadwick tries to spin her error that way.

So which is it Lana? Did you know this association with the President himself was bullshit, or are you too dumb to check facts?

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
Editorial Page Editor
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
114 Hov’ish 3 AS

FUSION GPS FINDS CENTER FOR MEDICAL PROGRESS PLANNED PARENTHOOD VIDEOS WERE “ALTERED”

Posted in ABORTION RIGHTS on 27/08/2015 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

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Politico journalist Jennifer Haberkorn is reporting this morning detailing the heavy editing done to videos purporting to show attempts to profit from fetal tissue by Planned Parenthood workers in several U.S. states. According to Politico, the report prepared by FusionGPS show 42 instances where bot the short and alleged full versions of videos were edited. FusionGPS, “also identified instances in which context was eliminated, minutes of film were deleted and transcripts released by CMP did not match what was said on the tapes. The report concludes that the degree of manipulation means the videos have no “evidentiary value” in a legal context, can’t be used in “official inquiries” and lack credulity as journalism. Those findings are a direct response to CMP’s arguments in court — while fighting efforts to prevent it from releasing more video — that it is protected by the First Amendment.”

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
Editorial Page Editor
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
114 Hov’ish 3 AS

A TALE OF TWO TRAGEDIES: DYLAN ROOF AND BRYCE WILLIAMS

Posted in 2016 ELECTIONS, ABORTION RIGHTS, AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE ACT, AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM, AMERICANS AGAINST THE TEA PARTY, ANDREW BRIETBART, BIGOTRY, BIRTHERISM, BLACK LIVES MATTER, BRYCE WILLIAMS, CAVALOR EPTHITH EDITORIALS, COMEDY, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE DESPERATION, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HEADS EXPLODING, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE RESISTANCE TO FACT CHECKING, CONSERVATIVE STUPID EMAIL FORWARDS, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVES ARE OLD AND DYING AND SCARED, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, CULTURE SHIFT, DYLAN ROOF, FEARSPEAK, FREEDOM, FUNDAMENTALISTS ACTING BADLY, GLBTQ RIGHTS, GOP, GOP AS A MINORITY PARTY, GOP MELTDOWN, GUN VIOLENCE IN AMERICA, HELLAC COURT SYSTEM, HOMOPHOBIA, HOW HELL WORKS, HOW TO SAVE AFRICAN AMERICANS, HUMAN BEAUTY, HUMAN BEINGS, JIM HOFT, JOURNALISM, JUSTICE, KOCH BROTHERS, LAAL HETHRI, MAINSTREAM MEDIA SHORT ATTENTION SPAN, MENTAL HEALTH IN AMERICA, MURDER, NAACP, NEOCON1, OBAMACARE, POLICE BRUTALITY, POLITICS, PRESIDENT OBAMA, RACE AND POLITICS IN AMERICA, SARAH PALIN, SOLUTIONS TO AMERICA'S PROBLEMS, THE MATING HABITS OF CONSERVATIVES, TRIBALISM on 27/08/2015 by Cavalor Epthith, Esquire, D.S.V.J

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At some future point in the history of the United States of America, citizens will look back on the 21st Century and wonder, deeply, how the nation survived. I am simply a humble demon journalist; I make no claim of being an oracle. Scholars in that far future time I suspect will be less blinded by partisan political ideology, race and gender and will run a true rule over what took place in the first fifteen years of the century in which you currently live.

Having said that, and not as mere preface, I can say with certainty that there is only the most superficial differences in the hate crimes perpetrated this summer in South Carolina and the most recent one in the Commonwealth of Virginia. Dylan Roof was angry and mentally ill; Bryce Williams was also angry and mentally ill. Dylan Roof slaughtered people in a place where such violence was never expected; Bryce Williams did the same and used the technology of the day to document his slaughter.

There are times in history when events make it possible for the Truth to become something that is determined simply by perspective. A true metaphysician would understand that this is fallacy, but when people are bound, tribally, by how they feel they are perceived by those that are different from them, the “other” who has alien ways and whose appearance is markedly different, the possibilities of what is “true” become infinite. Nothing is more True than that above statement as it relates to the United States of America today.

To simply point out the obvious is not enough. As Editor-in-Chief of this newspaper in its digital form for one day short of ten years now I have striven to impress upon those who work here that simply reporting the news is not enough. Journalism, like life, should be more than the a quotidian rehashing of what happened and to whom. What is documented for history must lead to some hope, must show a forward looking vision of courage in the face of many obstacles– it must inspire people to do more than sit in their living rooms, go to their jobs and mate. The written words of my staff here in Hell were meant to inspire to anger, to joy– to do something to make the lives of those outside your family, your community your tribe, –better.

And so I come back to Dylan Roof and Bryce Williams and their murder. I was asked last night over dinner by a friend who I thought was the more evil of the two. Without hesitation and being a member of the Hellac Bar I said, “Williams,” without missing a beat. My friend, who is a Human Being, implored that this could not be the case. Roof, he explained killed nine while Williams killed only two. I replied, after sipping at my glass of warm spicy broth, “Williams committed suicide and did not allow himself to judged by man. Therefore his crime against his own Soul makes him more selfish than Roof.” I could see that my friend of many decades was growing angry so I calmed him in the only rational way I know how. “John,” I said, “I am speaking from my own prejudicial point of view here in the Afterlife as a demon. I cannot know what the life of human is like or what emotions pour through their nerves or pound in their hearts. About these things I can only observe and surmise. From what I have observed the damage done by Roof and Williams have touched many Souls and done great harm. Here in Hell they will be dealt with according to our laws. This is all I know.”

In closing, I feel I need to share a second conversation that I had after a planning meeting to celebrate our tenth anniversary of this blog which commences tomorrow. Our Majordomo, Pain and I met in my office in the early evening and talked about the events of the day, the waning season and the years all of us have been engaged at this attempt to shed some light on what the Afterlife offers for those who slip the bonds of your dimension to join ours. Midway through the conversation, as the topic turned to race relations in America, Pain intoned, “African-Americans who have not had the full benefit of consumer capitalism must make a choice between what they perceive as culture and Moral Success. By Moral Success, We, Ourselves, of The Collective, mean the ascension to a state where a person has by their actions, daily, must be respected. This is a person who excels at their work no matter what field that work is in. This is a person who is compassionate to those who needs help. This is a person who respects the law. This is a person who seeks this same level of success in the First Life for all those she or he knows. This is a person who respects people and their property. This is a person who craves knowledge above all and loves themselves. African-Americans can continue on the road they are on and the playing field in the American economy and society will never be leveled. Or, they can strive to become a Moral Success by ceasing to deal drugs, having a disdain for their Creator-given intellect and believing they are the victim descendants of horrors that were perpetrated against their enslaved ancestors. The chains of one physical type of slavery were broken in the 1860s, the social slavery of Jim Crown was broken by the 1970s; and now in the 2010s, African-Americans must break the last chain that binds them–that of a culture that makes incarceration more important than matriculation, felonies more important than fatherhood and ignorance of the wider world in the name of tribalism more important than the rabid pursuit of intellectual stimulation. They must do these things in the poorest neighborhoods where they live because– black lives do matter.”

Over the next few days, this newspaper will be publishing articles celebrating the diversity of our staff, highlights of the major stories we have covered in the last ten Terran standard years and, hopefully, making you think.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Cavalor Epþiþ, Esquire, O.B.R.E., CS, O.D.A.J.[1er], O.Q.H.[Journ.], D.S.V.J., J.F.
Editor-in-Chief
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
114 Hov’ish 3 AS

FORMER CO-WORKERS OF BRYCE WILLIAMS DETAIL “BIZARRE BEHAVIOUR” “ANGER DIRECTED AT COLLEAGUES” FOR MULTIPLE DISMISSALS FROM NEWS STATIONS

Posted in GUN VIOLENCE IN AMERICA on 26/08/2015 by Majordomo Pain

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Former co-workers and managers in Florida including the current news director at XETV in Sand Diego are detailing the anger directed at other members of the news station during the time Bryce Williams worked there. Williams, whose given name is Vester L. Flanagan, has been taken into custody on I-66 after inflicting a gun shot wound. Police state Flanagan is alive but is in critical condition. Williams’ LinkedIn page which displayed his current status with smiley emoticons has been taken down.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
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Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
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Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
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113 Hov’ish 3 AS

BRYCE WILLIAMS AKA VESTER FLANAGAN LINKEDIN PAGE DETAILS HIS CAREER HISTORY

Posted in GUN VIOLENCE IN AMERICA on 26/08/2015 by Majordomo Pain

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The man who law enforcement state is a person of interest in the murders of Alison Parker and Adam Ward in Moneta, VA this morning has a long history of using social media to further his career. Flanagan, whose on air name was Bryce Williams, is reported to have sent a 23 page fax to ABC News in New York early this morning. Williams’ LinkedIn page can be found, here.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Journ.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
113 Hov’ish 3 AS

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