PASTOR TERRY JONES IS OFFICIALLY THE POPE OF THE TEA PARTY MOVEMENT


This might be the death of the GOP. Pastor Terry Jones fits the mold of the average right-wing voter in the USA today. He’s the right age– 59. He’s the right gender– male. He’s the right race–white. He’s of the right mindset–angry at anyone who isn’t “Christian” white or reactionary.

I say go right ahead and put this specially designed TEA Party approved mitre shown above on his head. Give him the keys to the frilly undergarment drawer of Michele Bachmann and a censer filled with the finest white hot east Texas mesquite sprinkled with Pabst Blue Ribbon and cut him loose in a cathedral built on the right wing’s holiest ground–the Daytona Motor Speedway. There are certainly enough middle-aged, male, white registered sex offenders to fill out the priesthood in this new church.

Qu’ul cuda pradex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
Amici Bax Demvolu Comnu
Politics & Culture Wars Managing Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
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