THE NEXT GREAT CONSPIRACY THEORY: ANDREW BREITBART KILLED BY GOVERNMENT BECAUSE HE KNEW PRESIDENT OBAMA’S BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS FAKE


I have to ask you, that is if you are a conservative, what would be a bigger story than President Barack Hussein Obama’s birth certificate being fake? There’s an easy answer to this, think yesterday’s news. Andrew Breitbart, who died yesterday at the age of 43 it appears is now the center of more than just a little controversy in the far right blogosphere. At World Net Daily, the digital Vatican for Wingnuts, bigots and fanatically religious loonies all over the world, the report this morning is about how Breitbart dropped a full side of raw meat for his far Right readers when he said at CPAC 2012 he had videos of the President from his days in college. To all the conservatives they felt this might be the Surprise! that forces Obama to resign. Still, I ask them do you want to deal with Joe Biden as President under those circumstances? Anyway . . .

The WND article entitled, “Breitbart’s Last Investigation? Obama” the writer insinuates that there might have been some connection between Breitbart’s bizarre death at the age of 43 and his current investigation of President Obama’s ties to Bernadette Dohrn and William Ayers, both members of the late 1960s radical group the Weathermen. And then there’s the announcment of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio that he feels the White House or someone powerful in Hawaii forged the birth certificate of President Obama and, as if that isn’t enough, that the INS arrival cards of 1 August 1961 through 7 August 1961 are missing from the National Archives.

Of course all these lunatics are absolutely right. This was a conspiracy to get rid of Breitbart just when he was so close to exposing the President of the United States for just waht he is. It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if the New Black Panther Party hit squad was on its way to Maricopa County, Arizona right now to deal with Sheriff Joe Arpaio. Then you’d have a real conspiracy theory to talk about. You all know that anything being “natural” whether its natural causes or natural born cannot be applied by the Right to President Obama. It would just be unnatural for a bigot to give the hardest working man in politics a single break.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
Amici Bax Demvolu Comnu
Politics & Culture Wars Managing Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
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