Suicide bomber kills two score with dozens wounded in Sana’a, Yemen. Agence France Presse is reporting at least 20 dead in a bombing at a police training academy. Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula has taken responsibility for the attack.

Eleven cars on a Norfolk Southern train carrying denatured alcohol [UN1170 PG II] and Styrene [UN 2055 PG III] have derailed and exploded near Columbus, Ohio causing the evacuation of more than 100 persons. Styrene is a known carcinogen and dangerous to the upper respiratory tract of humans. Denatured alcohol is highly flammable and causes a mutagenic effect in contact with certain mammalian cells. Hazmat crews are on scene with firefighters containing the blaze. Only two injuries have been reported at this time.

The Liverpool Football Club will become the first club in the Barclay’s English Premier League to participate in an official LGBT event. A club banner will be paraded and a club informational stall will be set up during the Liverpool Pride festival scheduled to commence on 4 August 2012. Liverpool’s managing director Ian Ayre stated this move is meant to show the club’s committment to ridding football of homophobia.

Mouvranian lawmakers here in Dis are making critical public commenmts surrounding the judgment of Eva Kemeny Rausing after her death at the hands of her husband Hans kristian Rausing heir to the Tetra-Pak fortune. Magis Francis R.E. Cornell ruled that the continued use of Class A drugs by Hans Rausing was a major contributor to the death of Eva Kemeny Rausing and thereby she was not fully responsible for the overdose that killed her. Mouvranian MP Jesse Speight from the 68th arrondissment in Sheol stated that Eva Kemeny Rausing, ” . . . clearly had friends in very high places on Serratoth Island and within the Laal Hethri who looked the other way in a case where a common person would have been treated to the full measure of Hellac justice.”

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
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