WE DON’T HAVE TO MAKE THIS SHIT UP: LUBBOCK COUNTY JUDGE SEEKS TAX INCREASE TO PREP LOCAL POLICE FOR OBAMA TURNING OVER THE UNITED STATES TO THE UN


Okay, okay, I know. I thought this was Ana Marie Cox or the fine folks at The Onion. A county judge, Tom Head, in Lubbock County, Texas is seeking a 1.7 cent increase per $100 of assessed property value to help the local law enforcement officers beef up their ability to respond to a rather peculiar sort of emergency management situation. President Obama, after his relection according to Head will turn over the country to the United Nations. Head, who happens to be the county’s emergency management director insists that he will mee ‘the UN’s armored personnel carriers personally.”


In Hindsight

It’s dumb enough to think that President Obama sometime between January 2013 and January 2017 is going to just use an authority he doesn’t have under the Constitution and turn over the country to troops under the auspices of UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon’s special representative. I’m sure it will come to no one as a great shock that Head’s belief in this Obama UN conspiracy comes from a nutjob poster at The Daily Paul. I served in the US Army in Vietnam and I saw first hand what a professional army can do to lightly armed civilians and I know for a fact that if this were even in my wildest dreams a plausible scenario, Judge Head would have to raise a hell of a lot more money than the ~$800,000 they would expect to glean from the tax increase. Last time I checked tanks and jets cost millions per.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
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