QUOTE OF THE DAY: AN EXPLANATION OF HOW AMERICAN CONSERVATISM WAS BUILT


Last night our Boss Cavalor Epthith found himself in a heated debate with a Mouvranian conservative MP from Sheol E Jack Hanratty about the comments made about rape by Rep Todd Akin R MO-2. Hanratty was clear in his defense and was even by the standards of TV here in Hell a bit harsh to the Boss. In the end Cavalor leaned forward and offered this as the origins of the ideology of the American Conservative circa 2012:

“I want to be clear on where I see current American conservatism coming from. Stupidity is a bartender at a bar called the Echo Chamber. This bartender over serves his best customer, Bigotry, drinks of 100 proof hate. Bigotry sits at the bar lamenting to Stupidity that he has not had sex with his wife in years and in walks Ignorance and her twin sister Intolerance. By closing time these two unattractive but willing sisters appear to be goddesses to Bigotry but they aren’t willing to share their bodies for nothing and they need a place to make their trade. So Bigotry takes the twin sisters to a hotel called Religion and he sets their pay for services in Lies on the nightstand and they spend a night engaged in the best sex Bigotry has ever had. A year later the twins are both back in the Echo Chamber pushing strollers Intolerance has a child called Family Values and Ignorance has a child she calls Anti-Intellectualism. Since Bigotry is married to a woman called Nationalism he builds them a house away from his exurban life and he names that house Conservatism.”

I hope every American gets to read this quote.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
Amici Bax Demvolu Comnu
Politics & Culture Wars Managing Editor
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