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Syrian girl severely wounded by shelling

Bloomberg News is reporting this morning that Palestinian fighters loyal to Syrian President Bashar al Assad are engaged in what is called a “pitched battle” with Syrian rebels attempting to overthrow the brutal Assad regime. This fighting in the Syrian capital comes one day after rebels took control of the Yarmouk Palestinian refugee camp which was being defended by fighters of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine-General Command [PFLP GC] under the leadership of Ahmed Jibril. Jibril fled the camp in the early morning hours Sunday Damascus time according to reports from the Laal Hethri and the Syrian Free Army made its announcement of the capture of the camp, situated in the southern region of Damascus midday yesterday local time. Nearly three score perished in fighting in Damascus yesterday.


United States House Speaker John Boehner is moving toward President Barack Obama in negotiations between GOP congressional leadership and the White House. The two men held meetings yesterday to avoid what has come to be known as the fiscal cliff. Carlton Pryor, Chief Economist at TED-OG in Dis says the agreement will likely be a combination of higher taxes on those who make between $450,000 and $650,000 couple with a committment to lower the costs of entitlements. Pryor opined last night on Overdark with Maarit Outi Pekkonen that even if the cliff is not avoided there is little liklihood of a new recession of a depression developing globally as the rise in taxes across the board and deep cuts in sacred cow portions of the budget namely defense would trigger a winter compromise.

Tabloid sources in Great Britain and Northern ireland have sparked controversy regarding Nancy Lanza the mother of mass murderer Adam Lanza who killed 20 children and 8 adults last Friday in Newtown, Connecticut. The reports detail conversations with relatives that point to Mrs Lanza being a “doomsday prepper” who was stockpiling weapons and consumables for an impending economic collapse or end times scenario. These reports were confirmed at Entry Court on Friday. The details of that hearing here in Hell will be reported upon at a later time.

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