EVENING EDITION: 166 CATS REMOVED FROM NEW YORK WIDOW’S HOME; HIZZONER BLOOMBERG DONATES $350 MM TO JOHNS HOPKINS; 61 DEAD IN VENEZUELA PRISON RIOTING; CASEY ANTHONY FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY;


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The main news of Terra on this night 157 Low Lux Negro in the second year after Shai’tan’s death follows the ellipses . . .

Wright cats

In Wright, New York the terrestrial press is reporting that 67 dead felines and 99 living felines were removed from the home of 50 year old Irene Vandyke. Vandyke became overwhelmed with care and feeding of the cats after the death of her husband three years ago but had resisted numerous attempt by animal groups to remove the sickened and weak creatures from her domicile.

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg has donated $350 million to his alma mater Johns Hopkins University. The gift, which brings Bloomberg’s philanthropy to the Baltimore private institution of higher learning to $1 billion, will be split with $200 million going to research and $100 million going to need based scholarships.

Urbana prison riots

Sixty one people have been killed and six score have been wounded in two and a half days of rioting in a Venezuelan prison in the northwestern city of Barquisimeto.

Casey anthony

Casey Anthony is filing for bankruptcy citing debts totaling over $800,000.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
157 Low Lux Negro 2 AS

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