DAWN PATROL: BANK OF ENGLAND, EEC INTEREST RATES UNCHANGED; CARINA SAUNDERS CASE TO BE REOPENED IN HELL; EX LAPD COP CHRISTOPHER JORDAN DORNER SOUGHT IN THE MURDER OF ONE OFFICER SHOOTING OF TWO OTHERS IN INLAND EMPIRE


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The main news of Hell and Terra follow the ellipses . . .

Carina Saunders

QC Thole Baranna has petitioned the Hellac Court of First Fruits and Tenths to reopen the case of the death of Carina Saunders citing inconsistencies in her post arrival memory scans and the possibility of an inadvertent tampering with the tapes brought before the Laal Hethri commissioners that determined that Luis Ruiz was responsible for the Saunders’ murder. This comes on the heels of the Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation reopening an investigation of the murder and the actions of the Bethany, Oklahoma Police Department’s investigation of the case.

The Bank of England and the Eurozone have left interest rates at 0,5% and 0,75% respectively for the near term.

Chris Dorner

Two police officers in Inland Empire, California are wounded and one is dead after a shootout with Christopher Jordan Dorner, a former Los Angeles Police officer. These shootings are a part of a revenge plot by Dormer who was fired from the LAPD in 2007 for making false statements in a case he brought against a field training officer. Dormer has murdered two others recently including Monica Quan, the daughter of his lawyer in the case that got him fired from the force. Dorner, who has written a manifesto, is described as an African-American six feet tall, weighing two hundred and seventy pounds and driving a blue Nissan Titan pickup with a California license plate 7X03191. A massive region wide manhunt is underway. [The full manifesto will be posted later today.-Copy Ed.]

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
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