WE DON’T HAVE TO MAKE THIS SHIT UP: WALTER SLONOPAS AND THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST


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I know there are more serious and deadly stories in the MSM this morning but the real fun of my job is finding the quirky, the odd and the stuff that makes you shake your heads. Walter Slonopas, 52, of Clarksville, Tennessee says he cannot file his income tax return this year because the form bear the number 666 which to this born again Christian is “the number of the beast.” According to USA Today this isn’t Slonopas’ first dance with Shai’tan. When he went to work for Contech Casting nearly two years ago he was given a badge with the number 666 on it and he refused to take it.

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In Hindsight

I feel the urge to quote Stevie Wonder:

Very superstitious, writing’s on the wall
Very superstitious, ladders bout’ to fall
Thirteen month old baby broke the lookin’ glass
Seven years of bad luck, the good things in your past

When you believe in things that you don’t understand
Then you suffer
Superstition ain’t the way

Very superstitious, wash your face and hands
Rid me of the problem, do all that you can
Keep me in a daydream, keep me goin’ strong
You don’t wanna save me, sad is my song

When you believe in things you don’t understand
Then you suffer
Superstition ain’t the way, yeah, yeah

Very superstitious, nothin’ more to say
Very superstitious, the devil’s on his way
Thirteen month old baby broke the lookin’ glass
Seven years of bad luck, good things in your past

When you believe in things that you don’t understand
Then you suffer
Superstition ain’t the way, no, no, no

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
169 Low Lux Negro 2 AS

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