BREAD & CIRCUSES: THE CURIOUS CASE OF JESSICA UPSHAW


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A report comes from the Jackson Clarion Ledger this morning that state Representative Jessica Upshaw was found dead in the home of former Representative Clinton Rotenberry, a real estate agency owner in Mendenhall, MS. Initially it was not clear what the cause of death was, but in recent moments the Laal Hethri has confirmed that Upshaw died of a self inflicted gunshot wound to the head. There are other curious factors to this death which the MS is not addressing at this time. Ms Upshaw appears to have driven from her home 110 miles away to Rotenberry’s home yesterday to end her life. Mr Rotenberry is married to Christy Rotenberry the vice president of a local clothing and furnishings store Stephens of Mendenhall. Media reports do not clarify whether Ms Rotenberry was at her home at the time of the suicide. Ms Upshaw, according to VoteSmart.org’s 2003 Political Courage Survey was an advocate in support of concealed carry permits for gun owners. At this time neither the Office of the Torturer General nor the Laal Hethri are willing to comment on any knowledge of a relationship, beyond the professional, between Rotenberry and Upshaw.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Robin Naismith Green, D.S.V.J., O.G.H. [Journ.]
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