CONSERVATIVES BEHAVING BADLY: WHITNEY AVALON, SUPERSTAR, OR, A CHEERIOS COMMERCIAL SENDS THE POLITICAL RIGHT INTO A FIT OF MADNESS


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I was sitting in Vulca last night having a nice quiet dinner alone before heading back to the office to do the final approvals on the Sunday edition front and op-ed pages when H.L. Mencken plopped down across from me carrying what he swore was his first bourbon of the evening. He did not say hello, or ask me how my family was he got right to the point, “Cav, how many white bigots do you think voted for Barack Obama in 2012?”

I put down my fork, wiped my mouth and took a cooling deep breath, “I do not imagine many Mr. Mencken.”

The noted journalist leaned forward, a lock of sandy brown hair threatening to fall down over his left eye, “So then, for whom did these people, who simply dislike President Obama because of his race vote, in your opinion?”

Romney 2012

I say up straight blinking and I could feel the hydrocarbons growing in the area of my lungs that allow me to make fire and I coughed the smoke away, then said, “I take it this is not a trick question, so logically if they harbor a prejudice against Obama they likely voted for Romney since the numbers of minor party candidates do not show large results.” I felt rather silly that no one has even asked this question to this point. It wasm however, timely that Mencken did ask me because as I got home last night my wife greeted me with another question, “Have you read any of the horrible comments about the Cheerios commercial?”

Now as the editor-in-chief of the largest newspaper in Hell I was once again reduced to feeling like a miner in Sheol who knows nothing of the news for eight to ten hours everyday for he is deep in the bowels of a mine. Not only had I not seen this advert, which I must add is adorable, but I had no idea what Cheerios are. Carol, my loving wife looked at me as if my horns had fallen off and went to the cabinet and poured a few out on the counter and I munched a handful. They are quite tasty even to this demon journalist with a discerning palate. I had a bowl of these this morning not with bovine milk which I find as repulsive as you would find a bottle of swamp water but with the milk of a leepoo fin.

Back to the video. The hatred and vitriol coming from the right about this thirty second advert is truly no surprise. I have grown to expect this sort of response from the impotent ever shrinking bloviators of conservatism. Conservatives are not all bigots against the Black, the Brown, the Latino, the Muslim, the Feminist, the Socialist, The Progressive, the Intellectual, the Gay, the Lesbian, the Transgendered and the Queer, but I would bet the majority of those that are fall into the Conservative camp with the rest swearing no political ideology at all.

From the far Right Stormfront:
Originally Posted by WhiteBeauty101
To top it all of, at the end, it says “LOVE,” of course to brand it into peoples’ minds that interracial relationships are the epitome of what is wholesome and good. Completely disgusting. Won’t be eating cheerios again.

whitney avalon

The most important takeaway from this add of what “outraged” those who feel their white skin is some sort of sacred heritage of purity and power to be protected rather than just an organ [that would be tasty if grilled with some garlic butter and a squeeze from a fresh lime [If you have not had it prepared this way you truly have not had a full Afterlife.–C.E.] which protects your innards and happens to have become a means by which to abuse those dissimilar is that what they reacted to was not simply the child and her mother but that the commercial ended in the most powerful emotion in the Human arsenal–Love. Think about that today and enjoy a nice bowl of Cheerios while perusing Whitney Avalon’s site

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Cavalor Epþiþ, Esquire, O.B.R.E., CS, O.D.A.J.[1er], O.Q.H.[Journ.], D.S.V.J., J.F.
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15 Responses to “CONSERVATIVES BEHAVING BADLY: WHITNEY AVALON, SUPERSTAR, OR, A CHEERIOS COMMERCIAL SENDS THE POLITICAL RIGHT INTO A FIT OF MADNESS”

  1. Stormfront is the absolute dregs of society.

    You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

    • sarahbloch Says:

      Ser Daryl that’s a fact they are the dregs of both society and the Internet. I feel they have a right to express themselves as long as they don’t do anything violent and we have a duty to expose them for what they are. I’m going out and buying TWO grocery carts full of Cheerios AND I am going to buy a block of General Mills stock on Monday.

  2. bailey Says:

    Stormfront is supposed to be representative of true conservatives?

    Stormfront is hardly the view of 95% of conservatives. As a true conservative, I see nothing wrong with the cheerios commercial. Of course, the far far right, which is hardly representative of true conservatism, would have a problem with it.

    This is nothing but cherry-picking and data mining at its best.

    I thought you people were supposed to be professional journalists, but I was wholly mistaken and you are delusional. Leave it to this blog to play the race card at any chance.

    I guess you don’t see the so called African-American “progressives” stating that if you oppose to Obama’s policies, in any way, you are racist?

    How convenient.

    • sarahbloch Says:

      Thus the point that Cavalor made that while not all Conservatives are bigots, most bigots are Conservatives. I doubt very seriously there are any Obama or political Liberals or Progressives voters on Stormfront!

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  4. sarahbloch Says:

    That little girl is so cute. Wonderful commercial and a wonderful post from The Boss!

  5. in my next sentience, hope i can choose an diff skin colour fm these loathsome bigots (i’m thinkin’ purple)…oh, and 4 arms would be useful ))

  6. Ser Orrin there is a place among the Known Worlds where the dark purple and the pale purple have been at war for centuries based on “racial” superiority but We grasp your point.

  7. Roger Shuman Says:

    BOYCOTT CHEERIOS!!!!!!!!

    • sarahbloch Says:

      From what I’ve been hearing General Mills’ sales are up since the ad first ran. There aren’t enough bigots in America to slow down Big G!

    • Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.] Says:

      Like a boycott by a few bigots in Utah would do any serious harm to General Mills or stop the march of diversity in America. Mr Shuman white trash like you had their three hundred years of power. Now it’s time for those who embrace diversity and progressive politics to lead America into the next great age, the first one of global cooperation and prosperity.

  8. Sarah Palin Says:

    this ad needs to be taken off the air, right now.

    • sarahbloch Says:

      For what reason? It shows a loving family with a beautiful daughter who loves her parents. Isn’t that what you Conservatives call family values???

  9. Someone needs to investigate stephani scruggs, dig into her pending divorce and why, child protective services being called to her home due to reports of child neglect, and where her children are when she travels for weeks on end.

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