YOUR WEEKLY RIGHT WING STUPID EMAIL FORWARD: DHIMMITUDE AND THE DIVORCE AGREEMENT


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I loved Cavalor’s post this morning. The Boss nails it as always. With help of course from his awesome feminist wife!

Neocon1 over at Blogs4Victory is quite possibly the poster boy for why no matter what happens with the IRS Scandal, the AP phone log scandal or the Benghazi non scandal Hillary Clinton will be the 45th President of the United States in three and a half years time. Neocon1 has posted one stupid conservative email forward regarding a divorce agreement between Liberals/Progressives and Conservatives. Now this forward is nearly four years old and is making the rounds yet again. Here’s a snippet:

–Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

–We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.

–You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. –Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.

–We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.

–You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

–We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.

–You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.

–We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks.

–We’ll keep Bill O’Reilly, and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

–You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

Notice anything about what Conservatives like and what they think Liberals want? Curious. I hope the not so smart kids in the room get the connection to guns and violence and religiosity because that’s what people who don’t have original thoughts need to keep from going batshit crazy out of fear of everything that is different from their incredibly boring selves.

The next one was a blatant lie that Neocon1 tried to get people to gasp about from 2010 that said Sharia Law was coming to America in the form of The Affordable Care Act because the word “dhimmitude” was on page 107 of the bill. Of course, this wasn’t true and the email was exposed as false days after it appeared. So like most cowardly men defeated in war and miserable in life Neocon1 wrote a header asking “Is this true” in an attempt to cover his ass. Sad, very, very, sad.

Breitbart adhux autem mortju! [Breitbart is still dead!]

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
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One Response to “YOUR WEEKLY RIGHT WING STUPID EMAIL FORWARD: DHIMMITUDE AND THE DIVORCE AGREEMENT”

  1. “We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.”
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    yea ! that means the red states will finally become makers rather than takers (of govt aid).

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