WE DON’T HAVE TO MAKE THIS SHIT UP: RICK WILES CLAIMS THE SEWER PIPES IN HELL HAVE BURST AND POURED ONTO THE STREETS OF AUSTIN, TEXAS

I happen to know the demon that has the unenviable task of maintaining the sewer system here in Hell’s capital Dis. His name is Loxach Brindaloo and he takes his job very seriously as he is a professional engineer. When I called him this afternoon to tell him that an end times radio personality named Rick Wiles said that “raw satanic sewage coming up out of Hell” poured out onto the streets of Austin, Texas last week he answered quite professionally, “bullshit.” It turns out that my good friend Loxach is absolutely correct in his estimate of the amount of actual truth in Wiles’ statement. Rick Wiles gets paid to make some of the whitest weakest minded people in America to send him money because they are afraid of what happens after they die rather than considering if they lived good first lives they would slide right on into their Afterlife here in Hell with three ounces of gold in their pocket and a massive and diverse nation at their feet.

You see Rick Wiles doesn’t really believe in Hell. Rick Wiles is in the business of serving himself by playing on the fears of people who feel that this world cannot satisfy them. Look at the picture above. That’s what they really want but they have been told they can’t have it for so long that they would prefer to believe all the people who kept them from this will go to a fiery and anguish filled Hell while since they deprived themselves of all things fun of the flesh on Terra they will go to a white and peaceful place where they still cannot enjoy any of the pleasures of the flesh.

In Hindsight

Of course this is all about right wing white Christians and their personal war against women who can think for themselves. This is a battle not between G-d and Shai’tan but between Patriarchy and Feminism–and Feminism, right now has as Bud Wilkinson used to say about his Oklahoma football teams of the 1960s “hung 50 on ’em before halftime without bustin’ a sweat.” You have to keep in mind that the states where the majority of these angry white men live consume more porn than the rest of English speaking Terra combined. How could this be possible in a place where the Bible keeps its pants up with that buckle? Well, this is going to be like finding out there’s no Santa Claus, but these people are hypocrites. Rick Wiles is among the worst of the worst. He is so far right that he thinks Glenn beck is in al Qaeda. wiles is a marketing guy and what he’s marketing is a curious combination of stupidity and fear that does more damage to the Soul than enjoying your life, learning new things and respecting people.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
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