LAAL HETHRI DIRECTOR DEMANDS MORE INFORMATION ON THE ORIGINS OF THE CHEMICAL ATTACK IN SYRIA


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General of the Skies Nuulo Isdrix has asked for a broadening of his office’s powers to investigate the origin and perpetrators of the chemical attacks in Syria this past August. In a statement at his press briefing this morning Isdrix, said, “While there is clarity from those who die in these attacks that there was a treaty banned chemical agent or agents used, this office cannot, at this time confirm the Assad government gave the orders and mounted them. With that in mind I am appealing to the Crown Fiery for a brief period of extraordinary powers to investigate this matter with agents on Terra for the purpose of clarifying the legal course of punishment for the Souls responsible.”

As on Terra there has been heated debate here in Hell’s capital, Dis, regarding President Barack Obama’s desire to strike militarily against Syria for their violation of the ban on the use of chemical weapons. Speaking in the Bax Culdnu this morning Lord Vellocque Basilisk Cantharidin detailed the irony of how this matter has been viewed differently from that of the run up to the war in Iraq in 2003, “I see nothing more than a partisan removal of the scales from the eyes of the opposition in this matter. Ten years ago, these very same personages were arguing on some very thin evidence that America was just in striking in Iraq. Today with similarly thin evidence they are willing and asking for more information, for weapons inspectors to return to Syria and for the people to protest this action in defense of international norms. While this shows a powerful and deeply partisan hypocrisy, I stand here in this august chamber to state clearly that I too see no need for America to involve itself in a folly of missiles that will do nothing positive in the region.”

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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