SOCHI’S PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 1 RUZANNA IBRAGIMOVA BEING HUNTED BY THE LAAL HETHRI


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In the shadows behind where the media are making it abundantly clear that the Sochi Olympic Games are likely to be as safe as the Summer Games of 1972, the Laal Hehtri are seeking a number of potential suicide bombers who call themselves “black widows.”

Ruzanna Ibragimova

Chief among these is a 22 year old Dagestani woman named Ruzanna Ibragimova who also is called Salima within her group. Salima is the widow of an Islamic militant killed in 2013 in a battle with the MVD. General of the Skies Nuulo Isdrix stated yesterday, “The capture of this woman is the chief priority of the Laal Hethri on Terra at this time. If lives are going to be saved during this sporting festival the only way to do it is to eliminate threats of the magnitude that Ibragimova could bring to bear.” When asked by a pool reporter if Ibragimova would be taken dead or alive, the Laal Hethri director said, “Yes.”

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В тени за где средства массовой информации делают его совершенно ясно, что Олимпиада в Сочи, вероятно, будут в безопасности, как летних Олимпийских игр 1972 года, Laal Hehtri ищут ряд потенциальных террористов-смертников, которые называют себя “черные вдовы”.

Главным из них является 22-летний дагестанец женщина по имени Рузанна Ибрагимова, который также называется Салима в ее группе. Салима является вдовой исламского боевика, убитого в 2013 году в битве с МВД. Генеральное небу Nuulo Isdrix заявил вчера “Захват этой женщины является главным приоритетом Laal Hethri на Терре в это время. Если жизнь будут сохранены в течение этого спортивного праздника единственный способ сделать это состоит в ликвидации угрозы величины, что Ибрагимова мог пустить в ход “. Отвечая на вопрос бильярдным репортера, если Ибрагимова будет принято живым или мертвым, Laal Hethri директор сказал: “Да.”

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