DAWN PATROL: DOW DOWN NEARLY 200, WORLD’S OLDEST FLAMINGO DIES, JAMESTOWN ASSOCIATES IN PARTNERSHIP WITH CLUB FOR GROWTH


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On fears of falling values in emerging market currencies coupled with the end of quantitative easing by the American Federal Reserve, the Dow Jones Industrial Average has fallen 186 points to 15,662. Carlton Pryor, Lead Economist at TED-OG feels the drop in the Dow is “a necessary correction that will allow for some profit taking prior to the hiring wave of Q3 2014.”

Greater, Terra’s oldest flamingo has been put down in Australia at the age of 83 at the Adelaide Zoo. The large bird had suffered an attack by youths in 2008 and recovered but now was blind and zoo workers feared it had no quality of life.

Jamestown Associates, a conservative political consulting firm, which targeted Kentucky Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell on behalf of TEA Party candidates, that was banned by both the National Republican Senatorial Committee and the National Republican Congressional Committee, has struck a deal to work on behalf of the Club for Growth. The move assures a deepening rift between Establishment members of the GOP and their reactionary TEA Party faction.

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