MALAYSIAN AIRLINES FLIGHT 370 CRASHES IN SOUTH CHINA SEA


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Reports are coming in that MH 370 has crashed in the South China Sea with 239 Souls onboard. The Laal Hethri will neither conform nor deny that all the Souls on board have arrived in the Afterlife but a spokesperson is scheduled to have a press conference about “concerns” related to the lost aircraft at 10h 15m HST 23h 15m CST/MYT. The plane a Boeing 777 was lost from radar one hour forty nine minutes into its approximately six hour flight from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia to Beijing, China this morning. There has been a swirl of rumors both here in Dis and on Terra regarding the disappearance of the plane raning from a missile strike while in Vietnamese airspace to the jet colliding with space debris to a catastrophic engine failure. None of these rumors have been confirmed.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
Editorial Page Editor
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
141 1 Leviathan 3 AS

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