WHO IS THE TOPLESS WOMAN WHO TRASHED A MCDONALD’S IN ST PETERSBURG FLORIDA?


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And that is the million dollar question I’m asking. The Laal Hethri agent I called hung up one me when I asked for help, but I’m sure someone who knows the lady in the video below can answer some of my burning questions.

The video.

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First question: Is this really happening or is it staged? The St Petersburg, Florida PD have no such incident in their files or any complaints from a McDonald’s franchisee causing me to wonder if this is bullshit or not.

Second question: If this is a real incident what the fuck was woman doing for the four hours prior to entering the restaurant wearing only a black thong? My guess, she had been watching Fox News.

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Anyway, I’d like to interview this individual to find out what you really have to do to be in this state in a public place.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
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