The Louisiana House member who was caught on camera kissing a married female staffer has cancelled a TEA Party speaking engagement in favor of going into couple’s counselling sources in his congressional district have informed The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork. Vance McAllister was scheduled to speak before the North Central Louisiana TEA Party Patriots today, but instead is focusing on his tattered marriage. McAllister who sources say has a history contrary to his conservative “family first” persona has become yet another embarrassment to the GOP.

Those who live in his district and those who work near the first term representative tell a story different from the family values and Christian ethics videos that were used during the McAllister campaign. There are whispers of dalliances past and a “party animal” lifestyle when McAllister is in Washington. Other reports that have come in to this newspaper refute the statements that McAllister’s wife knew about the affair with Melissa Peacock before the video surfaced. “Kelly was devastated,” one Ruston resident close to the family shared, “this would be a blow to any family but to find out on the Internet is heart breaking.” Another said, “The GOP wants him out, that’s a done deal. The real question is if he can save his marriage, or even wants to save it.”

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
Amici Bax Demvolu Comnu
Politics & Culture Wars Managing Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
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