MARK MAYFIELD MISSISSIPPI TEA PARTY LEADER ARRIVES AT SERRATOTH ISLAND AFTER SUICIDE


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This news just breaking here at Serratoth Custom House.

Mark Mayfield who was recently arrested and charged in the photo scandal prior to the GOP primary in the US state of Mississippi has been found dead of an apparently self inflicted gun shot wound to his head. The real estate attorney and board member of the Central Mississippi Tea Party had been charged with involvement in a plot to take pictures of Senator Thad Cochran’s ailing wife.

The news of the suicide sent ripples of shock through the TEA party in Mississippi and the broader GOP. Mississippi Governor Phil Bryant has been quoted on the news of the suicide, “Deborah and are saddened to hear of the loss of Mark Mayfield. He was a long-time friend, and he will be missed. Our prayers go out to his family in this tragic moment.” Mayfield has been sentenced to Eternity in the Suicide Gardens; no appeal is expected.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Robin Naismith Green, D.S.V.J., O.G.H. [Journ.]
Serratoth Custom House
City Desk Editor
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3 Responses to “MARK MAYFIELD MISSISSIPPI TEA PARTY LEADER ARRIVES AT SERRATOTH ISLAND AFTER SUICIDE”

  1. This was a suicide not a conspiracy to cover up a murder.

    • Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.] Says:

      No man there was no murder in either case.

  2. Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.] Says:

    There are a few things at play here. LEOs are looking for anything they can find in many rural and suburban settings to keep their budgets in tact. One way to do this is to use media reports to show that there is a growing need for tactical units that can enter homes if necessary to keep an armed person who has barricaded themselves from becoming someone who is using his arsenal to slaughter unprotected LEOs. Also you have to keep in mind that the number of taking the ex wife/girlfriend/kids hostage is rising while violent crime is on the decline. I think this trend is more about funding and a demographic shift in crime than anything else. Bottom line I don’t think suburban cops meed armored personnel carriers anymore than suburban citizens should be carrying loaded AR-15s in the local Target.

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