What follows is the text of Laal Hethri Director General of the Skies Nuulo Isdrix’s press conference on matters involving developments on Terra over the last 48 hours:

****************************BEGIN STATEMENT FROM LAAL HETHRI DIRECTOR*********************************************

OFFICIAL AND UNREDACTED****************DECLAS 11 ASHTAQ 3 AS******************************************************

“Good morning. I will take a few questions after this statement. After conferring with Her Imperial Majesty Ang’ki Hoor I, and presenting her with the information that has been gathered by our operatives on four continents on the world called Terra, I am now able to declare that the Laal Hethri as an organization has determined that the greatest threat to the stability of Hell at this time is the growing violent apostatic religious movements. Long we have fought the abhorrent incarnation of Shai’tan as manifest in al Qaeda, but that group which was nearly destroyed from the top down has reanimated itself into the current threat of ISIS. While the group now seeks to form a Caliphate from Europe to China and is seeking to strike civilians, innocent civilians, women and children, in Africa, Europe and North America, I feel that they are a temporary threat to the global security of Terra.

A far greater threat that rarely is taken seriously is religious based conservative Christian terrorism with the United States of America. This threat is growing exponentially by the day within the borders of America. While my agency with assistance from the Directat Javeth Nathux, and I must say I thank their director for his commitment to team building between our agencies, estimate that there are less than 100,000 individuals in the United States that would follow an order to do violent harm to civilians in the name of a Biblical Revolution, this number is significant when one considers the number of weapons that are in the hands of these persons. The DJN estimates that evangelical terrorists in the United States currently possess over 1.3 million firearms and close to 500 million rounds of ammunition. I have declassified these findings because there are those within the Parliament here in Hell that do not wish our very nation to remain vigilant on all fronts to threats to the styability of the Afterlife. These people wish us only to focus on the threat that to them is ‘the Other’ which does not think and act like those they loved when they were on Terra. For my agency and the eleven other agencies engaged in defeating terrorists on Terra as a service to the Living this would be a dereliction of duty.

So today The Laal Hethri and the Directat Javeth Nathux in concert with intelligence agencies in the European Union and the United States will coordinate its efforts to focus on the threat coming internally in America from persons like David Lane, Peter Leithart and Father C. John McCloskey, who have openly called for violent revolution in the name of their religious beliefs. Their calls for martyrdom have not fallen on deaf ears here in Hell. As we have aided the Living in their war against apostate Islam, so too Hell will offer all its resources and technology in the elimination of Christian terrorists in America.”

*********END STATEMENT FROM LAAL HETHRI DIRECTOR*******************************************11 ASHTAQ 3 AS*************************************

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
Amici Bax Demvolu Comnu
Politics & Culture Wars Managing Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
10 Ashtaq 3 AS


  1. […] Hell's opinion of the actions of the Living « GENERAL OF THE SKIES NUULO ISDRIX PRESS CONFERENCE 11 ASHTAQ 3 AS ON THREATS TO THE EMPIRE […]

  2. Neocon1 without divulging any classified information We have in Our possession, there are numerous groups allied on the Internet and off terrestrially, toward the end of secessionist actions against the United States government. Not the least of these is the organizations is the League of the South. This group held a congress five years ago calling for, if necessary, an armed uprising against the United States government and issued a covenant wherein they lay out their determination to break away from the United States. Their ideology is rooted in Christian Dominionism and they advocate removing rights from free Citizens of the United States who do not share their religious beliefs. Much of what is stated in this covenant are the same beliefs held by many of those who have killed abortion providers, bombed their clinics and those like McVeigh who was the operative who detonated a bomb in Oklahoma City killing 168 innocent people. The threat is there internally, however, by the time Americans take this as seriously the threats of men like David Lane about car bombs in Los Angeles it may be too late. Therefore, the powers here are willing to act to assure the safety of Americans from all threats ISIS and Christian terrorists alike are brought to the clear light of day.

    Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

  3. There is no one lying here Neocon save for you to yourself. There is a thread of hatred for Progressive ideas and social change that takes power from established religious hierarchy in America. As a demon journalist I have seen quite a bit of this over the centuries. You display a sad inability to understand historical trends and an delusion about the Truth. To you Eric Rudolph and Scott Roeder were simply mentally ill for killing abortion doctors and setting off bombs. If they are Christian, to you, they cannot be terrorists and this I feel is because you support their agenda of murder and violence against those you do not like. However, Muslims or people of any other religion who commit atrocities, and yes they are atrocities that are crimes against Humanity, are savages who inherently must kill because of their nature. This is the essence of bigotry, racism and religion based nationalism. You are no better in this belief than the most die hard member of ISIS who has deluded himself into believing that he acts on behalf of Allah when in fact his hatred for those unlike him makes him nothing more than a servant of evil.

    Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

  4. dcobranchi Says:

    No True Scotsman fallacy

  5. dcobranchi Says:

    I guess I have to do all the work for you, neo.

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