Peace be unto all Human Beings . . .

A question was posed to Us today and The Meditators have taken up this query, “What needs to be done to end the conflict between law enforcement in Ferguson, Missouri and those seeking Justice for the Soul of Michael Brown?”

After much deliberation and debate, We, Ourselves, of The Collective and The Meditators offer this fatwa, secure in its Reasoning:

“Arrest Officer Darren Wilson and charge him with the murder of Free Citizen Michael Brown.”

صلى ILA جميع بالبشر. . .

كان سؤالا لبنا اليوم واتخذت المتأملين يصل هذا الاستعلام، “ما يجب القيام به لإنهاء الصراع بين سلطات إنفاذ القانون في فيرجسون وميسوري وأولئك الذين يسعون العدالة لروح مايكل براون؟”

بعد الكثير من المداولات والنقاش، ونحن، أنفسنا، لتجمع والمتأملين تقديم هذه الفتوى، آمنة في تعليلها:

“اعتقال موظف دارين ويلسون واتهامه بجريمة قتل المواطن الحر مايكل براون.”

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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