That is a rhetorical question but the answer to the question in the title of this post is as complex as any issue in America today. It would be most facile of me to suggest simply that Sarah Culhane isn’t dead because she lives in Pennsylvania rather than Missouri where Michael Brown lived. Worse would be for me to d=say that her affluence, well that of her parents saved her life. Before I go too far down the rabbit hole of reasons why she isn’t dead let’s get a little background on the events of early September this year.

Culhane, according to police and media reports, was driving her BMW sedan when she struck a vehicle in Bensalem, Bucks County, PA. She fled that incident despite it being witnessed by a Bensalem Police Department officer in their patrol car. The officer gave chase but broke off the pursuit. Culhane, it is alleged, struck another vehicle in Bensalem this time injuring a woman who had to be transported to a local hospital. This collision didn’t cause Culhane to stop which led to her striking a third vehicle where she was eventually apprehended. All of this happened on a Thursday morning between 0900 and 1000.

Now I have no idea what Sarah’s mental state was at the time of these alleged events but it sure seems that she was in a poorly driven hurry. While being arrested she fought police officers and in one report she kicked one member of law enforcement in the head. She is being held in lieu of $750,000 bond.

Naked field hockey
In Hindsight
I’m going to cut to the chase here. If the person driving that car had been anything other than a white Lawrenceville School [Tuition for boarding students is $53,300 per year.–F.S.] educated former field hockey star and child of privilege she would have been at least tasered in the struggle with police. That’s right folks Sarah Culhane is alive for the simple reason that her skin is white which means that no matter where you go the value of white life is higher to cops than the value of black, brown or yellow life. Michael Brown stole some cigars, not a death sentence. He jaywalked not a death sentence. He assaulted a cop, just as Culhane did after she caused injury to another person and severe property damage to three cars. Brown is dead; Sarah Culhane will likely finish her studies at Amherst never acknowledging the power of white privilege and the danger of affluenza.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
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  1. sarahbloch Says:

    The conservatives will be foaming at the mouth in three, two, one . . .

  2. Foaming at the mouth? Yawn and another yawn just for good measure.

    The autopsy evidence showing gunpowder residue on Brown’s thumb indicates that he was after the weapon. You come after my weapon? You will get it bullet by bullet. Make your choice. The money from the Police Unions or the votes from the plantation dwellers. Which will it be?

    Does not matter in the end. This is progtard vs progtard. Tear each other to pieces. It is starting now. As you run out of victims on my side you will have to look for victims on your side.

    The little school girl you are talking about is more than likely a progtard too. Go ahead and destroy her. It will be one less those of us on the other side will have to deal with later.

    By the way, Miss Dunham needs some help. It appears she revealed some very disgusting details of her early life and is now catching “hell” for it. You would be the perfect person to come to her defense.

    I would also like to ask a favor. Could you tell me what Hell’s second leading Newspaper is? I would like to compare .

    Good Day to you.

  3. Actually neocon Culhane committed no less than six felonies and kicked a cop in the head while they tried to arrest her.

  4. Sure there’s plenty of history that documents that white people always do the right thing. /sarc

  5. Face it Dianne, the “poor little ole me” routine is wearing thin. It is working on fewer and fewer peoples these days.

    Brown got shot and killed because he was after another mans weapon and should he gotten that weapon he would have killed that other man.

    For you it is one or the other. Brown contributes nothing to the progtard cause other than a vote. The other man not only contributes his vote but also greenbacks that go to enrich the coffers of progtards via campaign contributions.

    Which side do YOU choose? You need the money to buy the votes, if you don not have the votes the money dries up.

    What oh what will you do?

    P.S. One C. Bundy is still “Guilty as hell” and “Free as a bird” It is too bad Mr. Bundy did not send multiple bomb laden packages to his political enemies, progtardia would hail him as a hero.


    Indigestion? Oh my! Get well soon!

    • Please stop watching fox news, it’s rotting your Soul.

      • I do not watch any television networks at all. My household has one, twenty year old television. A small one for use in viewing Parental approved DVD’s.

        The DVD collection is quite small.

        To be more correct, pop culture rots the soul. That is why you are where you think you are.

        Perhaps a Tums or two?


  6. The question then, as We see it is one of a threat to police safety. However, it appears that conservatives have a different rule for deadly force than progressives in this matter. Sarah Culhane’s life was saved by white privilege and sexism. Had she been a black male in that same situation We, Ourselves, of the Collective feel confident that 71% of a thousand incidents would have lead to their death by firearm as opposed to 18% out of 1000 for any white woman.

    [q c p n!]

  7. More white trash comments from a white trash mind.

  8. […] despite resisting arrest. i point to the case earlier this Terran autumn where a white woman, Sarah Culhane, struck several cars, injured a citizen with her car and resisted arrest after a police chase and […]

  9. […] the white woman who fired randomly at vehicles in Chattanooga and was cornered by the police or the affluent young white woman who injured people with her car and damaged other cars and then violently resisted arrest. Why […]

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