Fred Schwartz said all that needed to be said about the fear that seems to grip American conservatives and one of the most curious facts about my nation of birth is just how prudish they are about female nudity in public space. Europe seems to have embraced the concept decades ago yet America ever in the hinterlands of personal freedom [they allow killing machines called guns to dangle phallically in holsters in many of the nation’s grocery stores but a nipple will get you arrested] prefers to see its nudity online. As a matter of fact red states, those controlled by conservatives, consume the bulk of porn in the United States, led not surprisingly by Utah.

This brings me to Chelsea Handler one of my favorite comic personalities and a stunningly blunt woman. Handler has posted two Instagram pictures in protest that social media engine’s ban on female nudity. Her point was if a warmonger in the form of Vladimir Putin can parade around Instagram topless on a horse why can’t she?

She also responded to the Internet breaking Paper magazine butt shot of Kim Kardashian with her own posting at Instagram. This too was met with criticism from the Right and from Instagram though the photo is still there. Handler is a supporter of the organization “Free the Nipple” which strive to empower women by well freeing their nipples from centuries of oppression. At the end of the day it is a sexist policy that allows men to post to Instagram barechested and does not allow the same freedom for women. When exactly is this? Well on Instagram it appeared it was 1825 all over again.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
Editorial Page Editor
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
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  1. Katherine Manaan Says:

    I hold the book of lies with the holy flavor responsible. “It made up a fake fall from grace that never, ever happened and anyone can see the earth and her people have been paying dear for it ever since.”

    Genesis 2: The Passion of Emma Ray Earle by Katherine Manaan

    P.S. Free the nipple

  2. LOLzer. You people have lost it if you have ever had it. Unfortunately, Instagram falls into the “Mark Noonan rule of Media Speech” They are a privately owned entity and can make and enforce whatever rules they please.

    If you believe that the hinge of Civilization rests on bare nipples in the public square by all means go ahead and bare your nipples. Do not be surprised that when you bare your nipples out here in “rural white” land you are asked to move along….. and along…..and along….


  3. Lets speak Biblically here. Wild idea huh? Now bare bodies are not a problem at all not even in the public place. Hear me out. Bare bodies alone have nothing to do with it. As Neo said modesty is a virtue. What bare bodies in the arena do is inspire lust among others.

    This really is not a problem for those of us who live modestly. What is a problem is that pornography is just another front in progtardias war for power.

    Those of us who do not practice your perversions must pay for it with our tax dollars.

    Jesus said render unto Caesar what is his. I say I do not recognize you as Caesar.

    All your peeves, small or large, are directed at “Conservative Rural White Christian” culture. We are all that is left standing in the way of progtardia assuming full power here in These United States.

    I would mention the fact that millions upon millions of us are armed and that millions since 2001 have experienced asymmetric warfare up close and personal like, but you already have complained about that.

    Just going out on a limb here. fergAstan is a dry run IMO. the chief progtards are in the mind to see if their orders will be carried out upon the rioters and the counter riots. I fully expect fergAstan to under martial law at some point in the not to distant future. Again just to see who is and who is not a reliable progtard.

    Lets see how things play out shall we?

    P.S. Don’t go boating. 😛

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