BREAKING NEWS: APRIL LENHART, 23 OF MOUNT MORRIS, MICHIGAN SECOND PERSON IN TWO DAYS ARRESTED NEAR THE WHITE HOUSE WITH AN UNREGISTERED FIREARM


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A picture of April Lenhart has been confirmed.–F.S.

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The pastor of Eagle Nest Church in Mount Morris Township, Michigan, reports that he knew April Lenhart and that she is “a wonderful young lady. Pastor Larry Survance said to Michigan Live that Lenhart comes from a close knit family that has worshipped at the church for several years and that he is baffled by her arrest.

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Terrestrial media are reporting this morning the arrest of April Lenhart, 23, a white female, of Mount Morris, Michigan last night 15 minutes after President Barack Obama completed his historic speech on immigration inside 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Ms Lenhart was carrying a loaded 9mm pistol in a holster when she was confronted by Secret Service agents. Reports state that Lenhart is being uncooperative with investigators.

She becomes the second armed person near the White House taken into custody in the last two days after R.J. Renae Kapheim, 41 of Davenport, Iowa was arrested on Wednesday with a 30-30 rifle and 43 rounds of ammunition in his car after he stated he had been invited to the White House to meet with President Obama. Both these events come on the heels of the domestic terrorism report about the United United States was presented to Empress Ang’ki Hoor I by General of the Skies Nuulo Isdrix, Director Laal Hethri. In this 392 page report it is noted that, “the greatest threat currently to the Peace and Prosperity of the United States comes from those who see the Executive Branch as an enemy due to religious and racial regions.”

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3 Responses to “BREAKING NEWS: APRIL LENHART, 23 OF MOUNT MORRIS, MICHIGAN SECOND PERSON IN TWO DAYS ARRESTED NEAR THE WHITE HOUSE WITH AN UNREGISTERED FIREARM”

  1. Davenport, Iowa? Hmmm…. KABC is reporting she is from Dearborn, Michigan. I wonder about the confusion here. I mean what possible reason could anyone have to conceal the fact that this person is from dearbornAstan?

    Until further facts are gathered I think it is safe to say she is a recent convert to a “religion of pieces” out looking for Kuffars.

    What do you think?

    • You misunderstand. Mr kapheim was arrested Wednesday and is from Davenport, Iowa. Ms Lenhart is from Mount Morris, Michigan, which has a demographic of 80.1% white, 13.4% black and 4.4% Latino. We have no reports yet that Ms Lenhart was from Dearborn.

  2. LoL,

    I see you learned that little trick. amazona would be proud. ;P

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