No Marauders v Fryers this year because there’s plenty enough of that schadenfreude crap to go around being fire hosed at your eyes all over the Internet. Today is simply going to be a day of relaxation for me and research for personal projects. Unless there is a major breaking news story somewhere on Terra, and by that I mean at a level where it stops the presses for an announcement of an alien arrival over Washington, D.C., we’re going to take the day off; starting now.

hindsight thanksgiving 2014

In Hindsight

Happy Thanksgiving. Well be back around noon or so tomorrow.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
54 Melnar 3 AS


  1. First ,let me say I think this whole “Hell” thingy is looney tuney.

    Second, I would like to know what other planets you cover besides “Terra”

    Thirdly. I applaud continuously your commitment to free speech in the private sphere.

    Fourth, that girl needs to put some clothes on.

    Have a good day.


    • Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.] Says:


      I get this from many living people especially those on Terra. If you believe in Heaven you have to accept a Hell, yes? The major problem is that people never and I do mean never believe anyone they love could possibly not go to Heaven which means the place would be virtually infinite in size [which is impossible] and would eliminate the need for Hell. Contrariwise, if you go to the big book of rules you will note the number of those to go to Heaven number 144,000. This out of nearly 200,000,000,000 souls who have lived and died on Terra. I will explain why this is the case in detail at your request.

      We cover many of the other 101 Known Worlds but find most Humans find little interest in The Trypertonian Exodus from the Aldebaran system or the Festival of the Arc in the Sirius B system. Our writers can cover these topics to see if you want a taste of life on other world with sentient soul bearing life.

      The commitment of the staff here to Free Speech is fundamental to bringing our news and opinion to the Living. This newspaper knows no other way to function.

      I think the girl is properly attired to the purpose served in the photo, but your opinion is duly noted.

      • You take me the wrong way. Of course as a Fundamentalist Christian I do believe that there is a Hell for those souls that God has found irredeemable.

        I find your concept of “Hell” Looney Tuney. Don’t let that stop you. Keep on keeping on Fred.

        That girl will freeze. She needs some clothes.

      • Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.] Says:

        So this is a matter of opinion of course, but in your Faith who goes to Hell? What are the criteria for going to Heaven and trust me I do know that both places exist.

      • First off Fred I do not condemn lest I be condemned. That is Gods job and His alone. He alone decides who goes.

        Now if you are a Christian and you have Faith you must believe that even those who are considered the most evil, recant and accept Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior and ask Him to ask His Father to let you into Heaven, it will happen. Even if that happens at the exact instant before passing from this world.

        Who is in Hell and why they are there has no importance in my day to day life.

  2. Fifth. Fred shame on you. A cigarette add on top of your Taxi? Your local Council of Soviets will be notified.

    • Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.] Says:

      hey man those were the Go Go 90’s everybody smoked in NYC and PM paid handsomely by the month for the privilege to advertise. My medallion my rules man. This is the ultimate expression of the dictatorship of the proletariat!

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