THANTU BEOBRAI, DIRECTOR OF COUNTER-SHAI’TANISM LAAL HETHRI EXCORIATES ISLAMIC STATE APOSTATES IN SPEECH TO BAX CULDNU; SUGGESTS WEST SHOULD USE NUCLEAR METHODS
In a speech commenced a few moments ago in the Hellac Imperial upper chamber of parliament, the Bax Culdnu, Laal Hethri Director of Counter-Theocracy Major General Thantu Beobrai made a long list of bold statements regarding the Empire’s efforts to rid Terra of the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria [ISIS]:
“I rise in this chamber, though it is not my strong suit to speak in public. However, this august body of those who are charged first and foremost with the keeping of the flame against Shai’tan and those who would follow his impotent edicts long after his Death must take notice of the horrors being done on Terra. Today, a digital rendering has come to us, yet unconfirmed, yet powerfully convincing, a pilot of the Royal Jordanian Air Force, Lieutenant Mu’ath al-Kaseasbeh [q c p n!] was heinously and cruelly subject to torture and death by fire by ISIS militants dying 30 days ago. This inhumane treatment only points more to the corrupt beliefs of ISIS and those that would follow them into the darkness. I hate them! I cannot stand here and say this any more strongly than that these men and women who would kill in the name of a bastardized and unnatural ideology must meet the full wrath of Hell, its leadership and every Soul that loves Peace both here in the Afterlife and among the Living on Terra.
My recommendation is that all efforts, and all weapons available to the Living, including atomics, be used to cull the cancer from the Muslim world. These new efforts must be done swiftly and with extreme prejudice. The very continuing civilization of that planet demands nothing less.
Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!
Major General Thanthu Beobrai, O.B.R.E., Q.O.D.A, 2eme, D.S.V.I., O.O.H [Tort.]
Chief of the Counter-Shai’tanism Division
118 Melnar 3 AS