THE FIRST GAFFE OF THE GOP 2016 CAMPAIGN SEASON: DR BEN CARSON “PEOPLE GO INTO JAIL STRAIGHT AND COME OUT GAY.”


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We, Ourselves, of the Collective have no words to express how patently ignorant a statement this is. To his credit Doctor Carson, a retired neurosurgeon, has backpedaled quickly on his statement. Dr. ben carson is likely the most highly educated member of the GOP field, however, he has no political experience. That makes his foray into the exploratory committee zone of a presidential run nothing more than a publicity stunt.

We, Ourselves are certain this is the first flurry in a blizzard of Culture War gaffes to come over the next 19 months.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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2 Responses to “THE FIRST GAFFE OF THE GOP 2016 CAMPAIGN SEASON: DR BEN CARSON “PEOPLE GO INTO JAIL STRAIGHT AND COME OUT GAY.””

  1. Then when it became obvious to him that he made himself a laughing stock he pullef a Limbaugh and declared “I’m not a politician!” What a putz.

    • And this begs a Question Ser Mitch. If Doctor Ben Carson is not a politician, why is he getting into this arena now? Would he, had Barack Obama, a Centrist Democrat of color not been elected President would Carson have ever considered entering the arena? We, Ourselves, opine the GOP would have laughed in his face and ignored him if America were coming to the end of the Clinton administration vice the Obama.
      Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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