THE ONLY WAY TO START ARBOR DAY IS A WEATHER CHANNEL INTERVIEW BY STEPHANIE ABRAMS WEARING CHAPS
Yes, you did not misread the title. Today in the USA is Arbor Day, a day dedicated to well, trees. And trees despite the naysayers on the Right are very important to your first lives. My Afterlife is dominated by different kinds of weather than you have soot storms and violent fire driven cyclones, volcanic eruptions of magma that literally rain molten rock down in the desert between Dis and the Callugo Sea would drive most terrestrial meteorologists insane. The folks here in Hell are nuts about weather both here and on their planets of birth.
Not Stephanie Abrams though, I think she would handle the rapidly shifting weather systems here in the massive “underworld” with expert skill and a healthy dash of humor. Ms Abrams isn’t just another pretty face [and more!] she is a most accomplished member of the American Meteorological Society and holds a Bachelor of Science Degree from one of the best weather schools in America, Florida State University.
So on this Arbor Day, go hug a tree and thank it for the good work that it does and go to the Weather Channel page and read about how to keep your trees healthy and happy for years to come.
Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
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