In an afternoon news conference just concluded, General of the Skies Nuulo Isdrix had this to say about the violent and lawless events of the last three hours in Baltimore, Maryland:

“We, here at the Laal Hethri are currently responding to multiple events on Terra this afternoon. The situation in Nepal with the temblor has taken much of our attention here over the past 48 hours. As many of you know the loss of life in that tragedy has risen to above 4,000. Now in Baltimore, Maryland there is a potential threat that could escalate into chaos. Since temblors are out of our realm of control this office has to respond to what we can control. The violence and abject disrespect for the law cannot and will never be tolerated by this office. Equally, the abuse of citizens will not be tolerated either, but violence and looting on the part of a spiteful percentage of the population of a major city cannot be justified. To those looting and burning cars and causing harm to police officers doing their duty I implore you to stop. By inciting and participating in violence you are causing irreparable harm to your own Souls and to the future of a nation that is teetering on the brink of collapse by your actions. Some may feel that they owe vengeance to authority; in this you are horribly wrong. Peaceful demonstration is the only means by which you gain the respect for a movement whose time has finally come. Violence will eventually beget you only injury and Death. Go home, be with those who care about you and allow the police, community leaders and cooler heads to restore calm to the city of Baltimore and to the nation as a whole.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!”

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
196 Melnar 3 AS

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