In Dallas, Texas early this morning a suspect who self identified as James Lance Boulware launched a bomb and automatic weapon attack on the Dallas Police Department Headquarters. Boulware, terrestrial media report was angered that his child had been taken away from him and that the police had accused him of being “a terrorist.” The Dallas Morning News reports that the assault vehicle was purchased on eBay for less than $9,000. The vehicle is described as, “Zombie Apocalypse Assault Vehicle and Troop Transport. This full armored zombie busting vehicle features convenient gun ports so no zombie juice touches you during a mass zombie take down. It also has benches in the back so you can take turns resting during long Zombie sieges. The tactical step boards are installed for when you only need swords and axes for drive by mow downs. The bumpers are made of reinforced steel tubing, so no dents from smashing zombie heads! It’s full armor plated and has bullet proof windows just in case you run into other zombie hunting hordes who might try to take this bad boy from you. Like anything, there is a price attached to this fine piece of zombie fighting machinery.” There is currently a standoff between the occupant or occupants of the APC and Dallas Police which has been ongoing after the vehicle was disabled by several shots from a .50 cal rifle. SanJean’s, Hell’s largest bookmaker on Rham, currently has odds of Boulware being arrested alive at 15/2, while him detonating a bomb inside the APC at 2/7.

Egypt has opened its border with Gaza for three days; more than 15,000 people have applied to leave the Palestinian State.

John Stamos arrested in Los Angeles under suspicion of DUI Buzz from Valeri Dubov on Rham, “Jennifer Aniston ready to take over the Oikos commercials!”

Joyce Mitchell, a former New York State Department of Corrections and Community Supervision employee was arraigned yesterday in Plattsburgh, New York on charges of aiding the escape of two prisoners Richard Matt and David Sweat from the Clinton Correctional Facility in Dannemora, New York. It is alleged that Mitchell supplied the inmates with hacksaw blades, drills and had arranged to be their getaway driver. Joyce Mitchell is being held on $100,000 cash or $200,000 bond on the felonies and $10,000 cash or $20,000 on the misdemeanors.

One person has been killed at the Coral Ridge Mall in Coralville, Iowa and the shooter has been arrested after a brief chase on I-80 by the Iowa State Police. The shooter has been identified as Alexander Matthew Kozak, 22 of North Liberty, Iowa

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  1. neocon01 Says:

    what a crock of SHIITE!!
    – At least one gunman opened fire on officers outside of police headquarters in Dallas early Saturday, spraying squad cars with bullets before fleeing**** in a van,****

  2. neocon01 Says:

    baaaaa ha ha ha ha
    “We don’t see too much going around here at all,” Alexander said.

  3. neocon01 Says:

    so some mall cop is fired kills his ex boss and the cops show up with AR-15’a and nobody sees a problem with this?
    if there were bikers there they would have mowed down 30 of them

    • Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.] Says:

      This is the crybaby mentality in America that I’ve come to hate NO MATTER WHAT RACE THE CRYBABY IS. Something goes wrong in your first world problem life and you immediately pick up a rifle or a pistol to solve the problem horribly. The 2d amendment is a great protective Constitutional right but only if those living with that right are adults and not brown and black infants.

      • neocon01 Says:

        as usual forker you have it 100% wrong, the guy was an idiot and got himself killed…….

      • He was simply one of the many weak minded people who do ill. You defend him and refuse to denigrate him simply because he was white. Were he black, or a Muslim you would have been howling from the rooftops. This is your sin; the inability to confess to the true nature of the Human Condition.

      • neocon01 Says:

        hey Fktard, where did I defend him? YOU LIE again, his color means nothing he was a dumb ass lefty who cant control himself and got killed doing such AMF!!

  4. neocon01 Says:

    your story though was 100% bull Shiite

  5. neocon01 Says:

    meanwhile back at da hood


    Year To Date
    Shot & Killed: 165
    Shot & Wounded: 942
    Total Shot: 1107
    Total Homicides: 191

    • And this is what happens when people are left to their own devices without the means to excel at anything other than being a burden on those who work. We no longer can defend anything other than personal responsibility in all matters. Each person must be accountable for their own actions and must be willing to be Judged accordingly. This method is the new Progressive tack that is the only path America can take to be a continuing concern. All people, of all races united in lifting those up who wish to be and allowing those who do not or are willing to defy us to their own devices. Choose carefully . . .

  6. neocon01 Says:

    • And this matters not because it is the Natural Order of Things. This die is cast and it cannot be uncast anymore than a fuse that has reached its objective can snuff an explosion. In time this wave of self extermination will burn out and normality will return as in all cycles of Human behaviour.

    • The vast majority of black Americans who vote in midterm elections are working, middle class or upper middle class. The vast majority of those on welfare or without work have criminal records which preclude them from voting. The majority of black voters do not vote for welfare because these matters are settled in state legislatures. We, Ourselves see how fallacious your arguments are in matters of race. The problem will fix itself without your input because the least among all races will find ways to destroy their own First Lives.

  7. neocon01 Says:

    Proof of this??

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