JON STEWART EXPLAINS IT ALL: THIS BEAUTIFUL ESSENCE AND CLARITY OF HIS MONOLOGUE IS WHY THE DIS BRIMSTONE DAILY PITCHFORK EXISTS


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17 Responses to “JON STEWART EXPLAINS IT ALL: THIS BEAUTIFUL ESSENCE AND CLARITY OF HIS MONOLOGUE IS WHY THE DIS BRIMSTONE DAILY PITCHFORK EXISTS”

  1. neocon01 Says:

    the dick sucking jon stewart?

    • Jon Stewart’s sexuality has nothing to do with this. That is a typical tactic by one who has no other argument.

      • neocon01 Says:

        sure it does, he is mentally sick man with a sexual pathology…
        why dony you just post quotes from Charlie Manson?

      • When Manson says something germane to this topic I will, but for right now stop trying to change the subject. Women who are straight as a group have sucked a dick or two in their lifetimes likely your wife and daughter are in that group. So I ask again are their opinions on any topic invalid simply because they have had a penis in their mouths? Are women because they enjoy fellatio “less than” in your opinion? You opened this can of worms Neocon01.

      • neocon01 Says:

        how many dicks have you sucked dianne?

    • Okay let’s take another angle Neocon01. So if you’ve ever sucked a dick in your life your opinions carry no weight? Does this apply to your wife? Your daughter?

      • neocon01 Says:

        or you, how many have you sucked?

      • Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.] Says:

        Wow! I go out for brunch and the conversation is about blowjobs now?

      • In my First Life, two. One on a dare in college and well I was married so my husband got a few first class hummers. Since I have been here I know myself better and I’m a lesbian. Do strap on blow jobs count? Next question?

      • Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.] Says:

        What is this truth or dare? I want to play! I blow Valeri every chance I get and I know how please a gal with a package if you know what I mean.

      • Fred everyone in Dis and on Rham know your blowjob skills are legendary because it’s all Valeri can talk about when she’s in the office. Marginally inappropriate but of course no one wants to seem a prude. Read the thread.

      • neocon01 Says:

        so your homo friends dick is named valerie freddy.

        glad to hear you suck cock also dianne….freddy there is still hope duane will give you a BJ.

      • Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.] Says:

        Valeri Bill, not Valerie. She’s a trans woman and absolutely adorable. And as far as Diane is concerned the only dick she has to deal with is you Bill.

  2. neocon01 Says:

    strap on blow jobs?? it does not count the question does the strap on taste like pussy or shit?

    • Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.] Says:

      I hate to tell tales out of school but if I know Victoria [Diane’s spouse] it tastes like some fine Colombian pussy.

      • We, Ourselves have no idea why they still use strapons when We got them a Feeldoe for a Ravenshade gift.

      • Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.] Says:

        I think strapon is a figure of speech Pain. I’m sure they are getting more than their money’s worth out of the Feeldoe!

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