Mexican Drug Cartel leader Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman Loera, 60, escapes from Federal Social Readaptation Center No.1 Altiplano in Almoloya de Juarez, Estado de Mexico, Mexico via a 1,5 kilometer tunnel fitted with stairs, lights and a complex ventilation system. This marks the second time the drug lord has escaped from a Mexican maximum security prison.

Conflicting reports coming out of the nuclear talks with Iran; a senior Iranian official has told Reuters that it would be “impossible’ to reach a deal today. An hour before two diplomats told the Associated press that a nuclear deal would be reached today and announced on 13 July 2015.

Kenyan Air Force bombs al Shabaab targets inside Somalia as a part of the broader AMISOM effort to eradicate Islamist terrorists in East Africa.

Explosion at Salty Brine Beach in Narragansett, Rhode Island still under investigation; one woman hurt on beach was “blown into the air” by explosion of unknown cause. The US Department of Alcohol Tobacco Firearms and Explosives is investigating in concert with local authorities.

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