YOUR BULLSHIT INTERNET RUMOR OF THE DAY: GLENN BECK CALLS MELANIA TRUMP A LESBIAN PORN STAR


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NOT VERIFIABLE.
It doesn’t take much to send the Internet into a tailspin. Kim Kardashian’s butt allegedly broke the Internet not too long ago. So when a meme started a few days ago about Melania Trump I went in search for some proof. Glenn Beck, a man who feel is a fucking idiot, is alleged to have posted something to the effect of Melania Trump would be the first First Lady to have appeared in a lesbian porn film. Searching high and low I can only find references to this “quote’ in the comments sections of blogs from across America.

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[My apologies to Alison Pill. I loved your work in In Treatment and Snowpiercer not to mention The Newsroom.–F.S.]
As you can see above I have done something to calm down the irate white male conservatives who are currently backing Trump. Above you can see a pregnant white woman with an automatic weapon. Both of those things always seem to make white male conservatives very happy because they are pro gun and anti-a woman’s right to choose. We don’t need this kind of crap rumormongering in the run up to the 2016 elections. We have enough crap as candidates already.

More to come from me today as I have just opened my first bottle of bourbon.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
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10 Responses to “YOUR BULLSHIT INTERNET RUMOR OF THE DAY: GLENN BECK CALLS MELANIA TRUMP A LESBIAN PORN STAR”

  1. neocon01 Says:

    and?
    barry is a homo, muslim, kenyan, mulatto, commie and he was the one running.
    just another BS leftist slur..

    • Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.] Says:

      It actually came from an establishment GOP blogger Bill.

    • Prove it asswipe. Prove it.

      • Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.] Says:

        We don’t have to prove anything to you Bill. Do i ask you to prove the Bible is real? No. That would be harsh because it is a part of your faith. Some of it is myth and impossibly it seems some of it is spot on.[ I do happen to be in Hell you know.] But proving something like when a fetus becomes a person other than at the time of live birth is to make an impossible to answer query. We ain’t G-d man!

      • neocon01 Says:

        hell? well freddy you ARE a LIAR, and that can be proved.

      • Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.] Says:

        Okay let’s play a little game shall we?

      • neocon01 Says:

        yes I can prove where I live, you claim to be dead, a demon, and residing in hell….Im merely asking you for proof of this…

  2. neocon01 Says:

    Like much of what King says, that isn’t strictly true. For two months, bloggers and journalists have been asking King to comment on his ethnicity and to provide an explanation for the many inconsistencies in his public narrative. He didn’t do that; he blocked us all instead.

    Now he has answered one looming question, at last. His defense until today appeared to be: my mother slept around, and never told me who my father was, and I still don’t know who he is but I’m sure he must have been black because I have always “felt” black and always enjoyed the company of black people.

    Or: I don’t know who my dad is, but he’s definitely not the man on my birth certificate and he’s definitely black, but light-skinned. According to King, his mother told him yesterday, following our report, that she’d had an affair with a black man, who is his father.

    Like everything else King says, this statement is best taken with a healthy dose of skepticism. There is no way to verify what he says, and no indication that King knows who his father is – only that he was black. Given how inconsistent King has been on other aspects of his biography, such as a “race hate” attack that may never have happened, the best approach may be to “trust, but verify.”

    King has declined to perform the DNA test that would have provided an easy $25,000 from a black conservative group for Black Lives Matter and has not addressed the fact that his own extended family told both CNN and Breitbart that he was white.

    King’s explanation of his own race, like Rachel Dolezal’s, boils down to feelings over facts. He has no idea who his biological father is, and has, by his own admission, never asked. But he felt an affinity for the black community, he says, so he identified as black. Were it not for our story, he would still be presenting himself as biracial without really knowing the truth.

    it is HIS to prove “ass wipe” not mine, just the usual forker hate

    • Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.] Says:

      Okay Bill, I get it. Shaun King has made it clear that since he was eight he has known that his biological father was black but that he has never met him. He doesn’t know if he is dead or alive and to protect his mother he really doesn’t want to talk about it. I think we can leave it at that.

      • neocon01 Says:

        no fred you brought it up his own parents say he is a liar and white, ill stick with that until he does the DNA

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