A MODEST PROPOSAL: HOW FETAL PERSONHOOD SHOULD WORK IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA


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Well it’s nice to be back writing about some things that are important to the living after covering the local elections here in Dis for the past month. I have to thank the Majordomo on Its excellent reporting on the tragic shootings in Roseburg, Oregon last week. Conservatives have made quite a spectacle of themselves painting the shooter as a Muslim or an anti-Christian because of comments he made during the shooting. Enough pounds of digital screed has been written on both sides of this political and social issue. For me the only solution is to take all the guns away and of course people will find other ways to kill each other but at least it won’t be in the massacre form that these shooting take. So no one will be confused I don’t think Americans need guns, for any reason unless they are in law enforcement or the military– period.

But that is another topic for another time. Today I want to toss the conservatives here on the terrestrial Internet a bone and offer them a proposal. Here’s a solution to the abortion debate that I can get behind. Roe v Wade would be repealed and every fetus would be considered a citizen of the United States from conception. Any person who contracts with a physician to terminate a pregnancy, or any physician who performs and abortion and pharmacist who issues an abortifacient drug, would be charged with murder in the first degree and if found guilty would serve a term as laid out by state law in that state’s jurisdiction. That penalty could be death or life in prison without parole. The same would apply to any laboratory that destroyed fertilized embryos.

So far so good, right conservatives? I mean this is what you’ve dreamed about since the fall of 1973? Abortion would become de facto and de jure murder and fetuses would become citizens with rights equal to those of every other citizen in the United States of America. Okay so you’ve got the carrot conservatives here’s the stick. As you well know nothing in America is free. To bind someone to be born is to take possession of their rights and that has a cost. So, for the term of existence in the womb the fetus will collect $1,215 per month in disability. Okay, I can hear conservatives laughing but don’t; I have the law on my side.

A fetus recognized as a citizen has rights and one of those rights is the right to be compensated for a disability. A fetus cannot work and by extension a minor child cannot enter into a contract. Therefore, from the age of conception to the 16th birthday that child will continue to get that disability benefit. The cost for your religious beliefs being catered to will be $244,215 per fetal person/ infant/toddler/adolescent or about 782 billion a year. That’s a small price to pay for having your religious beliefs codified into law.

Of course this money would be held in an account for the fetal person until they reach the age of 18. At that time it can be used to pay for college or a trade school. If the fetal citizen at the age of 18 decides to do neither they would have to either join the US military and serve for four years to get the money after being discharged honorably. If the fetal person opts out of all of these options they would have to wait until they were 25 and have no felony criminal record to collect their cash.

I know you guys are now wondering well how in Hell am I going to propose to pay for this?? It’s very simple really. Churches in America enjoy tax exempt status and I would end this exemption to pay for this program. That would generate around 10% of the total needed. The rest would have to come from the individual taxpayers in the form of a payroll tax and 10% national sales tax on consumer goods and an increase in the gasoline tax. See I’m helping the environment and growing jobs at the same time. The tax on individuals would be around 5.2% flat across all income ranges; the gasoline tax would be an addition $1.50 per gallon. This would raise an additional $740 billion and fully fund the program.

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In Hindsight
The greatest benefit, other than it would end the abortion debate once and for all in 30 years it would inject a massive amount of spending income in the hands of young people who will do what all American consumers do–spend it. It might sound draconian to many of my Progressive friends but having people with no skin in the game make decisions about a woman’s health and welfare is something I find draconian. If the right wants to own this issue they have to be willing to buy it.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
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22 Responses to “A MODEST PROPOSAL: HOW FETAL PERSONHOOD SHOULD WORK IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA”

  1. neocon01 Says:

    left wing INSANITY, coupled with bull SHIITE = SSDD

  2. neocon01 Says:

    Unborn Victims of Violence Act

    The Unborn Victims of Violence Act of 2004 (Public Law 108-212) is a United States law which recognizes a child in utero as a legal victim, if they are injured or killed during the commission of any of over 60 listed federal crimes of violence. The law defines “child in utero” as “a member of the species Homo sapiens, at any stage of development, who is carried in the womb”.[1]

    The law is codified in two sections of the United States Code: Title 18, Chapter 1 (Crimes), §1841 (18 USC 1841) and Title 10, Chapter 22 (Uniform Code of Military Justice) §919a (Article 119a).

    The law applies only to certain offenses over which the United States government has jurisdiction, including certain crimes committed on Federal properties, against certain Federal officials and employees, and by members of the military. In addition, it covers certain crimes that are defined by statute as federal offenses wherever they occur, no matter who commits them, such as certain crimes of terrorism.

    Because of principles of federalism embodied in the United States Constitution, Federal criminal law does not apply to crimes prosecuted by the individual states. However, 38 states also recognize the fetus or “unborn child” as a crime victim, at least for purposes of homicide or feticide.[2]

    sorry freddy ole boy already there….now if you want to hold islam accountable for their crimes against humanity….

    • Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.] Says:

      Well here’s the problem Bill. I like that law it provides for a factor of revenge to be felt in the Souls of those who feel they have been slighted by The Fates. Otherwise it’s just words on paper to someone who has made their mind up to do something heinous. Back in my first life I knew a shop owner in Brooklyn who always said “Locks are for the honest guy.” I can say the same thing about laws.

      This might come as a shock to you but the Law here in Hell holds everyone to account for their crimes against the Souls of Others. More than once I’ve heard a judge called a Magis here in Hell tell a new arrival before sentencing, “There was nothing special about the beliefs that came to you as a random result of your birth or even your personal choice; but there was something special about your Soul.” There are just as many howling self professed Christians in the Field of Crosses as their are Muslims my friend. One might need to keep that in mind. There is no one true religion but their is one True Path.

      When I think something needs to be done politically since I am a Progressive I like to put my money where my mouth is. Generally, I don’t want people to have to conform to what I desire a case in point I am married to two people which is legal here in Dis. I don’t expect more conservative people like those in Sheol to be forced to marry two people– you see my point. Conservatives for the most part want people to conform to their worldview through law by restricting their civil liberties; this is the opposite of what Progressives want.

      I will be the first to admit it is a radical idea but what you are saying is equal to your ravings about OPM and feral jungle savages. You want welfare in reverse. You want to force more than 150 million women to conform to your sexual and physical rules based on your religious beliefs but you are not willing to pay for what you desire from the law. You want the warm selfish delight of sleeping in your bed knowing that you forced a woman to give birth to a child she did not want and the priapism of tumescent hubris of knowing she had to raise a child very likely by herself. And we all know that conservatives will never be satisfied until they can make premarital sex a crime. This is your version of the slippery slope. This desperate need to legislate a physical desire makes you no better than the apostate Muslims you say you detest so very much.

      In the end it’s not bullshit at all Bill just consider me the Fram Oil Filter Man you remember him don’t you? Conservatives had their way until about the post WW2 era in America when people started to finall y call bullshit on religion dictating to politicians what the morals of society were. It’s been all down hill since then for your side. I hope you live another healthy fifty years or so so that you can see the actual death of the worldview you bitterly cling to.

      You can pay me now or pay me later.

      Pax Terra!

      • neocon01 Says:

        revenge is Gods, Murder of innocent of human life is every ones business…except you evil ghouls on the left.

        the bitterly cling to? back at ya, as you cling to marxism and islam, talk about bitter clinging LOL Mueder inc is more like it.

      • neocon01 Says:

        It might be a shock to you fred, YOU ARE NOT in “hell”.

        You may be in spiritual chains here in life which can seem like satans hell, but the REAL hell awaits you just as REAL death does…
        only this time you wont be screaming hate and bile at other humans on a key board, you will be serving the sentence you have pronounced upon your self with your lust for murder, REPENT or suffer the REAL DEATH! the spiritual one.

      • neocon01 Says:

        “And we all know that conservatives will never be satisfied until they can make premarital sex a crime”

        and WE ALL KNOW that is a childish, laughable, statement, and a LIE as well.

    • neocon01 Says:

      HUFFINGTON post?????????? Baaaa ha ha ha ha ha

      like asking the nazies, 10 ways jews are destroying ameriKa…

  3. If a being consisting of one (1) single cell is a person with rights – these rights would for sure include a proper burial in a graveyard with full rites. As most women have several miscarriages or spontaneous abortions during her fertile years – every bloody discharge must be checked under microscope to secure the embryo, so it can have its funeral sermon and a coffin and be buried in a grave with a headstone and everything. Cremation will be out of question – if the embryo hasn’t left a will that it will accept cremation. ~~~ A great new business opportunity – manufacturing and sale of very small coffins!

    • neocon01 Says:

      easy on the sterno….sterno.

      how do you explain the government protecting eggs of birds and turtles?

      • You will have put Sternos’s Canned Heat gelatinated camping fuel in your cleanse cloth handkerchief and twist it so the liquid drops down in a glass. And sugar, water and if you so wish, aspirin. It will take longer time to kill you than stuff like Jamaica Ginger – which will give you central nerve damage that makes you walk in a peculiar way, called “Jake Leg”. The latter will turn up several pages, and if ‘blues’ is added, several 30’s country blues and hillbilly tunes. Canned heat will only turn up one song by one man, and then a zillion by the 60’s blues rockers C H., but without ‘blues’ several pages including Wiki. About the birds and the turtles – many people including the Govt. want then to hatch to keep up the animal population, and the mothers wont mind helping them creating new offspring, In the case women, they don’t want offspring, and there are hardly any signs that the human species is endangered – at least as long as China won’t attack Formosa and Japan, or Putin’s re-armament gives him first strike nuclear capability, In that case, the turtles might survive us.

      • Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.] Says:

        Fin recept! Att vara här i helvetet Jag tror att jag kan prova en av dem i helgen !

      • Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.] Says:

        Neocon this is apples and oranges again. The government doesn’t save every egg; it can’t. It doesn’t save every bird thrown out of the nest unprepared to deal with the woods. In the name of stewardship the government does try to preserve nature the best it can in the face of the hurricane of runaway capitalism. People have Free Will. My line is if a woman doesn’t want to have a child and does want to be sexually active or for lack of a better word “fuck” then if she becomes pregnant she should have options that do not force her to change her lifestyle.

      • neocon01 Says:

        no freddy, it’s leftist inspired govt insanity.
        MURDER babies for profit, send people to PRISON for touching turtle, and bird eggs……

      • Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.] Says:

        Turtles and birds need protection because they have no rights otherwise. It is a moral imperative to protect the environment; it isn’t a moral imperative to force a woman or a girl to give birth to a child that they do not want. Period it’s that simple. I don;t feel at all that I have the authority moral or legal to force motherhood on anyone who doesn’t wish to be a mother. Nor do I think I have some high ground that says I can decide who has sex or not with whom or when. Is that clear enough for you?

  4. I should have refreshed my memory before – but now I’ve done that. Before the state of embryo – when the fertilized ovum, egg still consist of one single cell – it is called a zygot. So for single cell personhood, it should be called zygot personhood. The politics about this would be Zygotocracy. I haven’t found out if the teabaggers want to give the zygots voting rights or not, but they would probably be getting the majority of the zygote votes. ~~~ Further – if citizenship starts at fertilization, age should be counted starting from the split second when the sperm joins the egg. Babies would be about 9 months old at birth, starting school 9 months earlier. ~~~ That also means that permission for driving cars, as well as the legal age of consent for sex, would start 9 months earlier than now. (For the US – other countries has other age limits. Most countries seems to have the age of consent at 15 and the driving permission at 18.) ~~~ Then, important for the “birthers” – to qualify for American citizenship, you should be conceited on US territory. Where you are born would have no significance ~~~ I prophesy that the zygote and embryo funerals will be a thriving business that will employ hundreds of thousands of laboratory assistants, searching for the deceased with microscopes. The manufacturing of the small coffins will demand cutting edge technology, used in manufacturing of integrated circuits, chips. ~~~ If a pregnant woman smokes, takes drugs or drinks alcohol, she’ll have to be prosecuted for assault and battering, attempted murder or murder, ~~~ Also, every killed woman must be subjected to a very advanced autopsy to make sure if she was pregnant or not, and also to attempt to save any fetus’ life. ~~~ But – an amputated human being is still a human being, so why shouldn’t also unfertilized eggs and wasted semen be counted as persons? ~~~ The many churches and lobby groups that fights to outlaw contraceptives must think so, That would result in that every fertile woman would have to have 12 micro funerals every year. It should be more, as a woman’s ovaries at birth contains about 1-2 million oocytes (eggs). (Females are not capable of making new eggs.) So there are a lot of eggs just disappearing – many persons going missing! ~~~ The problem with men is substantially larger. A man produces during his life about 17 litres – 4.5 gallons – of semen, containing half a trillion of sperms. (A trillion is a million million, 1,000,000,000,000 or 10 to the power of 12,) Every ejaculation contains from 40 to 250 million sperms. (That’s the reason we don’t have any contraceptive pills for males yet. It is easier to kill 1 egg than 250 million sperms multiplied with the numbers of intercourses per month.) ~~~ So, celebrating the holiness of life would be a little easier if we waited until the birth. But by then, the pro lifers seem to have lost all interest in the new life, and instead vote against every benefit proposed for mother and child. And still, only the US and Papua New Guinea remains on this planet without paid maternity leave. And subsidized Kindergarten?
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    Wraps it all up in a few minutes:
    Elvis Presley – In the Ghetto

    (I don’t believe the rumours that Elvis was a racist.Would he have recorded this in that case?)

    • Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.] Says:

      LOL That is brilliant Sterno! Mycket bra sagt!

    • neocon01 Says:

      zygots and teabaggers, = sterno laced faggots..

      • neocon01 Says:

        fagots who think they are clever, yet in reality stupid fucks for all to see.

      • Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.] Says:

        Thanks Neocon you made my point for me of why conservatives are becoming a de facto minority.

      • Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.] Says:

        Man I’ve been called worse thing than faggot by men far better than you are. Do get some original material. LMFAO

      • neocon01 Says:

        far better than me? who bathhouse barry?… that figures

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