BREAKING NEWS: CHELSEA FC TO SACK JOSE MOURINHO ON 11 NOVEMBER; INTERIM MANAGER TO BE NAMED 15 NOVEMBER
After the worst start by a championship defending side in the history of of English football, Chelsea FC owner Roman Abramovic has made the decision based on today’s 1:0 loss to Stoke City at the Brittania Stadium to terminate manager Jose Mourinho. No word at this time who the interim manager will be but word is that Carlo Ancelotti is willing to step in and finish the season if he is given the chance to manage the 2016-17 season if he can save the club from relegation. The oddsmakers have Pep Guardiola stepping in 15 June 2016 as the new Chelsea FC manager. The club have taken an anemic 11 points from 12 matches this season after winning the Barclay’s Premier League last season.
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