BREAKING NEWS: JEB BUSH SUSPENDS HIS CAMPAIGN FOR THE GOP NOMINATION


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In the face of a potential fifth place finish in the South Carolina GOP primary former Florida Governor Jeb Bush has suspended his campaign in tonight flanked by his wife and Senator Lindsay Graham. Bush appeared relieved after making the announcement and it was clear that the harsh tenor of the race had worn the career politician down in a year where normal politics is becoming more and more scarce.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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One Response to “BREAKING NEWS: JEB BUSH SUSPENDS HIS CAMPAIGN FOR THE GOP NOMINATION”

  1. neocon01 Says:

    breaking, YAWN, BFD,

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