THE ONE THING THAT COULD MAKE THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS EVEN MORE AWESOME: ELENA DELLE DONNE


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I played basketball in high school and college at Marquette and absolutely love the game. I was a point guard. Yes, I am a short white girl but so were most of the people in Iowa where I grew up. Well, white, but not short. Now watching the Golden State Warriors over nearly two seasons I find only a few chinks in their armour. One is turnovers and the other . . . Well I forget because I’m too busy being amazed that they are 55-5 through 60 games. The Warriors’ bench is deep and they pass the ball better than any other team in the NBA. There’s only one thing missing I think.

INDIANAPOLIS, IN - JUNE 22: Elena Delle Donne #11 of the Chicago Sky shoots the ball against the Indiana Fever on June 22, 2013 at Bankers Life Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, Indiana. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2013 NBAE (Photo by Ron Hoskins/NBAE via Getty Images)

INDIANAPOLIS, IN – JUNE 22: Elena Delle Donne #11 of the Chicago Sky shoots the ball against the Indiana Fever on June 22, 2013 at Bankers Life Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, Indiana. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2013 NBAE (Photo by Ron Hoskins/NBAE via Getty Images)

Yeah, I’m serious. Next draft the Golden State Warriors should make one more bit of history. They should draft Elena Delle Donne and give her a shot at making the team. At 6’5″ 187 she could come off the bench and do just what the rest of the Warriors do night out and night in; pass with efficiency and shoot the daylights out of the basketball. Delle Donne would enhance an already near perfect offense and they would not miss a beat. On a team that could play with four against five on most nights [Fred Schwartz joked last night that CNN’s Alisyn Camerota, 5’3″ 105 could play 12 minutes a night for Golden State and they’d still score 130 points and she’d score 5 points and have 5 assists.–D.V.] Delle Donne would be an asset. Let the girl play on the big stage.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
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8 Responses to “THE ONE THING THAT COULD MAKE THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS EVEN MORE AWESOME: ELENA DELLE DONNE”

  1. neocon01 Says:

    “CHINKS” in the armor?? HOW racist!!!
    didnt see you as a BB player but that is VERY cool…

  2. neocon01 Says:

    6’5″ 180 lbs?? holy shiite that girl would hurt you in bed LOL
    I can see her slapping ole freddy around like a 6 yo LOL

  3. neocon01 Says:

    you have some pretty big ta tas to be running up n down the court, I might have mistaked them for the ball and grabbed them LOL

  4. neocon01 Says:

    throw me off by grabbing my breast

    wanna play some 1 on 1 LOL🙂

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