FROM THE DESK OF THE EDITOR IN CHIEF: COMFORT FOR AMERICAN PROGRESSIVES IN THEIR TIME OF NEED
I am watching Carol Costello this morning and already Trump will have disappointed the less learned members of his political base. The Trump White House will not investigate Hillary Clinton. Curious. Whilst millions of Americans are still despondent about the election outcome I remain buoyed by the result. By Independence Day 2017, those most vehement in support of Donald Trump will have their own doubts that the man for which they voted cannot do the things he promised. There will be no wall on the southern border. There will be no mass deportation of Muslims. There will be no criminal trial of Hillary Rodham Clinton.
To my Progressive friends on Terra, wipe your eyes so that you may clearly read my words. This not the end it is a new beginning. A Clinton presidency, mired in its first two years by congressional stonewalling and threats of Impeachment, would have been a disaster and likely would have plunged the United States into violence. If you will you should see the Trump victory as a relief valve for the irrational fears and pent up anger of the tens of millions of white Americans who voted for him. As several of my reporters have written today now Trump has to govern. Many of them hold high confidence that the man can do the job well. While I hope this is the case for America’s sake, I must give my opinion clearly here. This new administration will be a disaster of biblical proportions and by New Year’s Day 2020 there will not be a single Soul to be found in rural America who will admit to voting for Trump.
By that date the Fifth Estate will be under constant criticism for having focused too much on Trump’s failings. I will take no joy in this disaster, however, but it will give Americans of all stripes an opportunity to expose and silence the alt-right over the next four years. That will be my mandate here at The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork; to keep Donald Trump’s actions in laser focus for good or ill. If the man does well we will report it. If he missteps we will hold him and those who voted for him to task. This is the definition of being a journalist. Our work to hold up a mirror to President elect Trump and those who support him begins today. Take heart American Progressives, meter your responses and do not goo too deep into the gutter of this matter for it may not be Our time now but in four years we will be celebrating. On my honor this I promise you.
Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!
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