BREAKING NEWS: CORY BOOKER ELECTED 46TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES


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From Pressju Hellac 4 November 2020:

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American voters turning out in record numbers have turned their back on the administration of President Donald J Trump who has survived an unprecedented two Impeachment trials in his nearly four years in office. Cory Booker and his Vice Presidential running mate Amy Klobuchar received 80,449,219 votes at last count winning 534 electoral votes losing currently only the state of Idaho by 955 votes. President Trump and Vice President Mike Pence tallied 49,111,935 votes in the election one of the lowest totals by an incumbent in the modern era. The results being analyzed by pundits in the terrestrial media pointed to stagnant economic growth and the culmination of the term Trump fatigue that was coined by former Washington Post journalist Carl Bernstein for the largest electoral victory since the election of Ronald Reagan in 1984.

First Impeached in February 2018 in the House by a vote of 302-133 for three counts of abuse of power Trump survived and remained president with a 61-39 vote in the Senate. In November 2019 Trump was again Impeached 326-109 in the House on one count of abuse of power surrounding a conflict of interest involving monies received from a clean coal lobbyist and yet again survived the Senate vote 66-34. The Recession of late 2018 through summer 2019 coupled with scandals involving alt-right groups connected to Trump staffers in the White House proved too much for the larger than life candidate to overcome.

In his concession speech at Trump Tower in New York City a clearly haggard President Trump thanked his supporters for their loyalty and wished President Elect Booker good luck.

End transmission . . .

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3 Responses to “BREAKING NEWS: CORY BOOKER ELECTED 46TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES”

  1. neocon01 Says:

    breaking news, wake up, you are having a wet dream,

  2. neocon01 Says:

    you the sock puppets are on drugs.

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